~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

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  1. Della

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    Horatio: And now you know Miami is never *puts on sunnies* never closed *darts forward away from suspect*

    Calleigh: Uh, Horatio, aren't you supposed to move backwards away from the suspect when you're done with them?

    Horatio: Not since Frank grabbed me from behind and declared his undying love for me I don't, Calleigh

    Calleigh: :eek: :eek:

    Frank Tripp to Horatio: *snickers* *puts on a pair of sunnies and walks away with a grin*

    :D
     
  2. MacsLovlyAngl

    MacsLovlyAngl Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Okay time to pick on someone else :lol: :lol:


    Eric: "Wolfe come here".

    Ryan: "What is it Eric"?

    Eric: "Look, I stole Calleigh's red panties from her gymbag".

    Ryan: "Why"?

    Eric: "Watch and learn wolfe".

    *Eric takes the panties, and tapes them to Stelter's locker, with a note, that reads. "Stetler... you are my one true love, meet me in the closet at 7pm, don't forget to bring the red panties". Always yours, Frank.

    *Stetler walks into the locker room*

    Stetler: "Don't you two have somewhere to be"?

    *Leaving the locker room, Eric and Ryan smash into frank*

    Eric: *OUFF*

    Frank: "Watch where you are going Eric".

    Eric: "Sorry Frank, and before I forget, Horatio needs you to grab some luminol from the closet".

    *Heading towards the closet, Frank opens it, and sees Stetler in the red panties*

    Stetler: "Hello big boy, come on in" :devil:

    Frank: :eek: :eek:

    *Eric and Ryan run away laughing*
     
  3. Jenna_Caine

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    o_O

    *dies*

    Oh... my... God... That is...

    hilarious! LOL!!!
     
  4. calleighismyhero

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    HAHAHA! LMAO i will defintaly vote for that one! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Sammie

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    H: *pokes self in the eye with sunglasses while putting them on* God damnit it! I don't need you anymore sunglasses!
     
  6. Jenna_Caine

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    luvingmyHoratio: Lol! *cheers! Go Hardy Boys!!!

    Lol, actually, go Eric! XD I mean, Wolfe just kinda went along with it--it was all Eric's idea!

    Sammie:Omg, that would be so... jaw-dropping, as well as ridiculous, if that ever really did happen... *cracks up* I love you guys... Lol!
     
  7. Sammie

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    Jenna Caine H's team would drop dead of shock if they heard him say that. Not to say several Sunglasses factories would have to close.
     
  8. Jenna_Caine

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    LOL True, true... Actually, lemme build on that, okay?

    ...Let's see...

    Horatio:*pokes self in eye with sunglasses while putting them on* Goddammit! I don't need you anymore, sunglasses! *hauls off and flings them into the ocean*
    Eric:Uh, H? ...You okay...?
    Horatio:...Fine.
    Wolfe:*whispers* Oookay... Anybody else just a tiny bit scared now?
    Eric, Calleigh, Alexx:*all nod*
     
  9. Sammie

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    Hahahhahaha god damnit we should be writers for this show *nodnod*

    Calleigh: Back off guys one by one...
    Eric: I want my mommy...
    Horatio: *holding his sore eye* GOD DAMN YOU SUNGLASSES *drops to knees and punches the ground* I SWEAR REVENGE.
    Wolfe: Is this the bit where we turn and run.
    Calleigh: Yes.
     
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    *dies laughing*

    Omg, we should be!!! LOL...
     
  11. Sammie

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    Hahah watch H chase the manufactuer down the road with the GUN PR0N and put a cap in his ass.
     
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    *dies laughing--again*

    Eric:Um... H...? *mutters*And I thought I had issues... *rubs the back of his head*
    Calleigh:Uh, I think it might be stress-related...
    Wolfe:Who cares??? RUUUN!!!
    Eric, Calleigh:*look at each other, at Horatio chasing the manufacturer down the road, at Wolfe running away, then at each other again*
    Eric:Shall we...?
    Calleigh:Let's.
    Eric:Hey wait up, Wolfe!!! *starts running*
    Calleigh:*follows*
     
  13. Sammie

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    OMFG DEAD! Hahahaha jeez theres tears.

    my friend at school used to say that Hs sunnies were like condoms for police. Sunglasses before guns. Be safe not sorry. You can see that safty demonstrate at school can't you.

    H: The most important thing you do as a police man is put the sunglasses on before you draw your gun because they give you MAJIK POWAHS OF FIYAH!
     
  14. MacsLovlyAngl

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    Calleigh, Eric, Horatio, and Ryan, are heading to the bar for a drink. Horatio was getting pissed because he couldn't find Stetler.

    Eric: "Look "H" across the street"

    When they looked across the street, Stetler was standing on the corner of the bar with Peter and they were in their Stilleto's waiting to get in.

    Cal: "Oh my God"! is that Peter Elliot with Stetler"?

    Ryan: "Yes it is Calleigh, "Holy cow", Peter is a cake boy"

    H: "This is gonna be good, "Let's go".

    As they exited the Hummer, Calleigh, Ryan and Eric couldn't contain thier laughter.

    Ryan: "Jesus Calleigh, look at Peter, is that fire red lipstick he's wearing"?

    Eric: "You'd know", laughing.

    Ryan: "Kiss my ........."

    Cal: "don't say it Ryan."

    H: "Stetler".

    Stetler: "Ah hell", "What the hell are you doing here Horatio"?

    Cal: "Hi Peter", you look cute tonight, is that Hot red lipstick you're wearing"?

    Peter looked embaressed, he wasn't expecting Calleigh to see him like this.

    Peter: "Calleigh, how have you been"?

    Cal: "Oh you know, "Listen I have a nice blush you can borrow".

    Peter: "Calleigh, it's not what you think, I'm undercover".

    Cal: "Of course you are and Stetler is your Bitch".

    Stetler: "How dare you Calleigh", I'm not his bitch, he's mine", yelled Stetler.
     
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    OMFG!!!!!!!!! :-o THAT IS HILAROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    then peter, stetler, and calleigh get in a cat fight!!! hahahahhahhahahah
     

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