~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~
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Need4Speed
Coroner
*H is standing outside the crime lab when a shiny new CSI hummer with New York plates pulls up*
*H sees Mac gets out of it then put os sunnies likle H's and freaks*
H:MAC TAYLOR!! what the hell do you think you are doing!?
Mac:like it?
H:no! you idiot! you can't copy me!! the Hummer of truth and the sunnies of justice is my thing!! you jerk! *H punches Mac*
Mac:Horatio! what the heck?!?
*H goes over the edge and smashes Mac's sunnies and rips of the New York plates and replaces them with Florida ones*
H:now get out of here! your an insult to sinnies and hummers everywhere!
Mac:but...my hummer!
H:it's my hummer now! so get! before i arrest you! your on Miami soil! therfore you are off duty and in my jurisdiction!
*H shoves Mac into a taxi*
H:now don't come back untill you apologize to me for stealing my thing! *H puts on his sunnies with a satisfied look on his face*
H:another day in Miami.
*H sees Mac gets out of it then put os sunnies likle H's and freaks*
H:MAC TAYLOR!! what the hell do you think you are doing!?
Mac:like it?
H:no! you idiot! you can't copy me!! the Hummer of truth and the sunnies of justice is my thing!! you jerk! *H punches Mac*
Mac:Horatio! what the heck?!?
*H goes over the edge and smashes Mac's sunnies and rips of the New York plates and replaces them with Florida ones*
H:now get out of here! your an insult to sinnies and hummers everywhere!
Mac:but...my hummer!
H:it's my hummer now! so get! before i arrest you! your on Miami soil! therfore you are off duty and in my jurisdiction!
*H shoves Mac into a taxi*
H:now don't come back untill you apologize to me for stealing my thing! *H puts on his sunnies with a satisfied look on his face*
H:another day in Miami.
MacsGirlMel
Mac's Personal Assistant
ROFL!!! Reminds me of when I had Mac saying he was going to be like H now in the NY quotes thread.
*The gang is lighting fireworks for the holiday* *one goes the wrong way*
Eric: Oh no...
Calliegh: LOOK OUT!
*KA-POW*
H:Noooooo! My poor baby!!!! You killed my Hummer! I must kill you! *begins throwing fireworks at Ryan, who runs*
*H gets seperated from Calleigh during a wildfire*
H: It's getting closer...Must save the Hummer!!! *jumps in and speeds away*
*The gang is lighting fireworks for the holiday* *one goes the wrong way*
Eric: Oh no...
Calliegh: LOOK OUT!
*KA-POW*
H:Noooooo! My poor baby!!!! You killed my Hummer! I must kill you! *begins throwing fireworks at Ryan, who runs*
*H gets seperated from Calleigh during a wildfire*
H: It's getting closer...Must save the Hummer!!! *jumps in and speeds away*
Sweet_Fantasy
Hit and Run
*Horatio is running after a criminal in slow motion*
*Trips over a rock and falls flat on his face*
*Stands Up*
H: That, my friends, *Puts on sunglasses* was supposed to happen.
sorry, I'm tired...lol
*Trips over a rock and falls flat on his face*
*Stands Up*
H: That, my friends, *Puts on sunglasses* was supposed to happen.
sorry, I'm tired...lol
Kit4na
CSI Level Two
Horatio: Why are you looking at me like that?
Yelina: Oh you know.. *wink*
Horatio: Closet?
Yelina: Too far away.
Horatio: Agreed.
Cameraman (who's very excited): Can I watch?!
H & Y: NO!
Fans on this board: Oh my god! That is SO unfair!
Cameraman: TOTALLY!
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H walks around the lab singing Relax, Take it easy from Mika with high voice and everything.
Calleigh: Is he okay?
Ryan: Euuuh no.
Horatio: What did I do?
Calleigh: Is he serious?
Ryan: Think so.
Calleigh: Okay...
Yelina: Oh you know.. *wink*
Horatio: Closet?
Yelina: Too far away.
Horatio: Agreed.
Cameraman (who's very excited): Can I watch?!
H & Y: NO!
Fans on this board: Oh my god! That is SO unfair!
Cameraman: TOTALLY!
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H walks around the lab singing Relax, Take it easy from Mika with high voice and everything.
Calleigh: Is he okay?
Ryan: Euuuh no.
Horatio: What did I do?
Calleigh: Is he serious?
Ryan: Think so.
Calleigh: Okay...
Need4Speed
Coroner
H: *puts on sunnies* I am superhuman!! nothing can hurt me!!!!
Erich really? :devil: *he shoots H in the foot*
H:OOOOWWWWW!!! *Holds his foot* You cuban A******!!! why'd you do that!?!
Eric:well you said you were superhuman. :lol:
Calleigh and Ryan: :lol:
H:i was being dramatic you stupid idiot!!!
Eric
h really? :devil: *he shoots H in the foot* H:OOOOWWWWW!!! *Holds his foot* You cuban A******!!! why'd you do that!?!
Eric:well you said you were superhuman. :lol:
Calleigh and Ryan: :lol:
H:i was being dramatic you stupid idiot!!!
Sweet_Fantasy
Hit and Run
*Eric, Calleigh, and Ryan are sitting in the break room when they flip on the news...*
Newslady: And here we are are at the scene of the murder that the miami dade police department's Lt. Horatio Caine was investigating when suddenly this man *Shows Bodybag* reportedly stepped on something and crushed it... Caine responed by shooting him and killing him... here he is now:
H: *Crying* He Stepped on my sunnies!!! how dare he, and now he got what he deserves *Sniffles* *Patrol officer halls him off to the nuthouse*
Newslady: As the story is still developing as to why he did it, we will have more to come. Reporting live from Miami, singning off.
Ryan, Eric, and Calleigh:
Newslady: And here we are are at the scene of the murder that the miami dade police department's Lt. Horatio Caine was investigating when suddenly this man *Shows Bodybag* reportedly stepped on something and crushed it... Caine responed by shooting him and killing him... here he is now:
H: *Crying* He Stepped on my sunnies!!! how dare he, and now he got what he deserves *Sniffles* *Patrol officer halls him off to the nuthouse*
Newslady: As the story is still developing as to why he did it, we will have more to come. Reporting live from Miami, singning off.
Ryan, Eric, and Calleigh:
Need4Speed
Coroner
*Eric, Ryan Calleigh and H are in the break room*
*Ryan changes the channel*
*CSI: Miami appears on the tv and the theme song plays*
H:what the hell is this? who the hell is David Caruso?
Ryan:Who's ever heard of CSI: Miami? and who is this Jonathan Togo guy?
Eric:yeah and uh that Adam Rodriguez, who ever he is, is no where near as sexy as i am
Calleigh:Like anyone really watches this crap! and who's ever heard of Emily Procter?
H:if you ask me it's a waste of time and money
Ryan:no doubt about that
Eric:got that right
Calleigh:you said it
*Ryan changes the channel*
*CSI: Miami appears on the tv and the theme song plays*
H:what the hell is this? who the hell is David Caruso?
Ryan:Who's ever heard of CSI: Miami? and who is this Jonathan Togo guy?
Eric:yeah and uh that Adam Rodriguez, who ever he is, is no where near as sexy as i am
Calleigh:Like anyone really watches this crap! and who's ever heard of Emily Procter?
H:if you ask me it's a waste of time and money
Ryan:no doubt about that
Eric:got that right
Calleigh:you said it
patluver144
Police Officer
Director: Okay guys you know what to do! 1...2...3....ACTION!
Adam: Okay come on Calleigh and try to turn the stupid shower on with me it won't work!
E: What did you do to it? :devil:
A: (wryly) Nothing it just won't turn on!
E: Okay here let me try!
(Emily gets into the shower with Adam and they both try to turn it on! Accidently the shower door closes on them!)
A: Oh god what did you do?
E: I don't know the door just closed that's all! All man and it's stuck!
A: Oh my god really?
(Adam trys to open it but it won't open!)
A: I guess we are stuck in here! :devil:
E: Sweet, you know what to do!
(They start making out in the shower when a camera man comes and opens the shower door!)
Director: All man guys! Not again! CUT! CUT! CUUUUUTTTTT!
Come on guys (sighs) Somebody go get the hose!
Adam: Okay come on Calleigh and try to turn the stupid shower on with me it won't work!
E: What did you do to it? :devil:
A: (wryly) Nothing it just won't turn on!
E: Okay here let me try!
(Emily gets into the shower with Adam and they both try to turn it on! Accidently the shower door closes on them!)
A: Oh god what did you do?
E: I don't know the door just closed that's all! All man and it's stuck!
A: Oh my god really?
(Adam trys to open it but it won't open!)
A: I guess we are stuck in here! :devil:
E: Sweet, you know what to do!
(They start making out in the shower when a camera man comes and opens the shower door!)
Director: All man guys! Not again! CUT! CUT! CUUUUUTTTTT!
Come on guys (sighs) Somebody go get the hose!
Need4Speed
Coroner
uh can you please not post shippy quotes *scoffs* becase some of us happen to be CaRwashers! but anyways....
H:I hate hummers and sunnies
H:I hate hummers and sunnies
patluver144
Police Officer
OMG I totally forgot! So sorry Need4Speed! Now I feel bad! I'm so sorry!
Need4Speed
Coroner
it's ok. i still thought it was funny :lol:
Ryan:what's gun cleaner?
Ryan:what's gun cleaner?
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