~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

Status
Not open for further replies.
lol!

horatio: *puts on sunnies* and why do you think my siunnies are bad miss duquesne?
Calleigh: becuase you wear them all the time
Horatio: no i dont
Calleigh: um you do
Horatio i dont when your sleeping with me!
Eric: omh cal! you slut your seeing horatio as well as me
Ryan: what! you cheated on me with eric and H?
Nat: you were cheating on me with cal?
Yelina: ok *walks away slowly

*massive b fight between h, cal, nat, eric and ryan*
 
*the gang is in a club*

Calleigh: Please tell me that's not what it looks like
Ryan: I'm gonna be sick...
Eric: I just lost my appetite
Horatio: So that's what...Stetler..does in...his spare time...
Eric: Put it on!
Stetler: Hey! You'll pay for that!
 
Calleigh walks into the lounge all messy and tired.

Speed:(literally) Did the cat drag ya in?
Calleigh: Shut it!
Eric: Whoa! What happened?
Calleigh: Don't ask
She nearly falls over trying to sit down in a chair.
Eric: Need a boost?
Calleigh: What you got?
Speed: 3 days old poptarts, so cold coffee and Coco Puffs
Calleigh: Great.....I'll take the Coco Puffs
Suddenly she's bouncing off the walls after one bowl of cereal!
Calleigh: I'm COCO FOR COCO PUFFS!
Eric: Oh God!
Speed: Never feed Calleigh sugar trust me!
 
thats what happens when you give me coco paps :L

but anyway!

*banging noise in the autopsy theatre*
(alexx walks ove rho the coolers

*five doors open and horatio, calleigh, ryan, eric and yelina all jump out

together: surprise!!
 
Eric walks into the lab wearing a long black coat and black boots.

Ryan: Halloween's over buddy!
Eric gives him a lookand wips out a gun
Eric: Say hello to my little friend!
Calleigh walks over frightened.
Calleigh: Calm down Eric it was only a joke!
Eric: No really say hello to my little friend!
He drops the gun and opens his coat and a little man walks out!
 
HAHA!!! that's a funny one!!!


H:*arms spead wide* I"M THE KING OF MIAMI!!!!!!!!
Ryan:someone has been watching Titanic too much.
Calleigh:you can say that again!!


*Eric and Ryan are reviewing some video for evidence*
Ryan:wow!! where'd they learn to do that!!!
Eric:i know that's incredible how do they bend like that!!
*Calleigh walks in*
Calleigh:you guys are sick!!
Ryan:what! they're only doing yoga.
 
Eric,Calleigh,Ryan,and H are all playing twister in the lounge.
H: Alright Left Hand On Yellow
Eric: Oh Hell No! I don't bend that way!
Ryan: Lucky for me I gotta better view of things!
(Ryans underneath Calleigh) he gives Eric a guy look!
Eric:(laughs) you little pervert!
Calleigh:(confused) What's so funny?
H: Oh nothing!
Eric: See for yourself!
(Calleigh looks down and sees Ryan drooling)
Calleigh: OH MY GOD! You nasty PERVERT!
(b slaps him!)
 
The Lab

Cal: "Eric", what have you got there"? :eek:

Eric: "Smarties Cal". :p

Cal: "Well, what are you doing with the brown ones"? :confused:

Eric: "I'm making "H" some edible sunnies :cool:

Cal: "But why would you do that"? :confused:

Eric: To make him look smarter". "Duh" :lol:
 
eric and horatio are oin the lab

Horatio: what have you got for me there eric?

Eric: just processing the evidence then i can tell you (pause) so what were yoiu doing last night?

Horatio: Calleigh
 
Just a reminder from the rules of this thread:
This is not the Shipper Forum. Please don't post overly shipper type 'quotes' in here.
Click to expand...
Thanks. :)
 
Eric and Calleigh walk into the lounge after seeing the move Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End.

Calleigh:(sitting down) Ahhhhh....great movie!
Eric: I know!
(Ryan walks in.)= He brings in peanuts!)
Calleigh: Oooh! oooh! (grabs peanut!) My peanut!
Eric: ( trys to grab one but none are left! Finds something else.) My cracker!
Ryan: What the Hell? I don't wanna know!
 
~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~
or
7 Sets of Things You'll Never Horatio and His Team Say.

Set #1
Ryan: Hey, H. Where are your shades???
Horatio: I left them at home.
*loud gasp from the team*
Eric: Don't you need to go home and get them???
Horatio: Nah. I'll muttle through without them.
*even louder gasp from the team*

Set #2
*team LOUDLY chatting and laughing among themselves*
Horatio: SHUT UP, PEOPLE!!!
*team goes silent*
Horatio: Thank you. I have an announcement I wanna make.
Here it is. I'm gay and I'm in love with NY CSI Mac Taylor.
*loud gasp from team followed by sounds of them hitting the floor as they faint*

Set #3
Alexx: Horatio, sugar. Would you hand me that big scalpel???
Horatio: Sure. Alexx, honey.
Alexx: Don't you get fresh with me mister.
Horatio: Or what??? You'll spank me???
*Horatio bends over*
Horatio: Go ahead. Spank me. I love a good spanking.
*Alexx stares at Horatio with her mouth hanging wide open*

Set #4
Horatio: OK Team. Go out there and win.
Calleigh: Horatio. This is a crime scene.
Horatio: No it's not. It's war between us and the night shift. Now, GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT!!!
Calleigh(in a shy, cowardly manner): Yes sir.
*Calleigh walks over to rest of the team*
Calleigh(to Ryan): He's crazy.
Ryan: Round the bend.
Eric: Fell off his rocker.
Alexx: Got hit upside the head.
Stetler: No. He just needs a good old fashion kick in the butt.
Speedle's ghost: What he needs is his shades he left at home.
*Stetler faints. Everyone else runs off in different directions...screaming*

Set #5
Horatio: Stetler. You hunk of IA officer. Where are you??? I find you so sexy I wanna madly, passionately make out with you.
Stetler(to Ryan while hiding from Horatio): Get out of here. You want him to find me???
Ryan: Yeah. I do.
Ryan(to Horatio): Hey H!!! Stetler's over here!!!

Set #6
*Horatio bumps into someone*
Horatio: Sorry about that. Hey!!! Aren't you Erik Estrada from CHiPs???
Erik: That's right. I am.
Horatio: Can I have your autograph???
Erik: Sure. Where should I sign???
*Horatio drops his pants*
Horatio(looking at Erik and pointing down): Right here.

Set #7
*Horatio is doing something in front of where he parked his Hummer*
Stetler(approaching Horatio from behind): Horatio. What are you doing???
Horatio(pointing to a sign): How do you like it???
*the sign reads "Reserved For LT. HORATIO CAINE"*
Stetler: That's an unauthorized sign.
Horatio: It is authorized.
Stetler: By who???
Horatio: Me.
Stetler: You don't count.
Horatio: Yes I do. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10...98 99 100 101 102 103...315 316 317 318. Told you I count.
*Stetler is asleep, snoring, on the hood of the hummer*
 
HAHAH!!!!!! these are great!!!!!


Ryan:uh Calleigh?
Calleigh:yeah Ryan?
Ryan:what the hell is H doing?
Calleigh:uh lets ask him.
Ryan:Hey H!!
H:yes Ryan? Calleigh?
Calleigh:what are you doing?!?
H:what does it look like? i'm painting Stetler's car hot pink :devil:
Ryan and Calleigh:eek:hh we want to help!! :devil:
Ryan:eek:h but wait. he might like it too much :lol:
H and Calleigh: :lol:
 
I call this set of quotes:
HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE FOR HORATIO TO FIND OUT WHAT TIME IT IS.
This is short as I can make it and include everyone.

Horatio(to Ryan): What time is it, Mr. Wolfe???
Ryan: I don't know. I don't have my watch. Eric, what time is it???
Eric: What do I look like??? A clock??? I don't have my watch either. Calleigh!!! What time is it???
Calleigh(looks at watch): My watch has stopped. It's been exactly 11:15 a.m. for 3 or 4 maybe 5 hours by my watch. Hey Natalia. Do you know what time it is???
Natalia: Beats me. I had to send my watch back to the factory. They haven't sent me a replacement yet. Hey Frank. Do you know what time it is???
*Frank is mad at everyone except Horatio. Horatio is the only one who remembered Frank's birthday*
Frank: NO!!! *swiftly walks off*
Natalia(quietly about Frank): Snob.
Natalia(loud enough for Stetler to hear): Sgt. Stetler. Have you got the current time???
Stetler: Nope. I left my watch at home. Hey. Valera. Do you know what time it is???
Valera: No. Someone stole my watch and there's no clocks in the DNA lab. Hey Cooper!!! What time is it???
Cooper: Don't know. I was gonna ask you. Wait a sec. I think I might know who to ask.
*Cooper enters the morgue...timidly*
Cooper: Alexx...uh Dr. Woods, I mean. Do you have the correct time???
Alexx: Sure do, sugar. It's 3:18 p.m.
*Alexx points to the clock over the doors Cooper came in through*
Cooper: Thanks, Dr. Woods.
*Cooper runs through the halls of the lab yelling...*
Cooper: According to Dr. Wood's clock it's 3:18 p.m.
Horatio: Never mind, Mr. Cooper. I no longer care what time it is.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top