~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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This is short as I could make this and it be even a little funny.
Horatio walks into the room where Frank, Alexx, Calleigh, Eric, Ryan, Natalia, Valera and Mac Taylor are all hanging out eating and talking.
Horatio: What does everyone think of my new shades???
Everyone turns to look and immediately notice Horatio is naked.
Frank: Horatio. You do realize you're naked don't you???
Horatio: I chose to be naked so everyone could give me an honest opinion about my new shades by getting a good look at them without any distractions.
Frank: I think I'm more distracted by you being naked.
Valera and Natalia snicker and giggle at Frank's last line.
Ryan is froze and speechless. He's just standing there with his mouth hanging open staring at Horatio.
Everyone else is sheilding their eyes and trying not to say anything.
Eric: Someone please tell me I'm still in the hospital from being shot and I'm in a comma having a bad dream.
Alexx(to Eric): Well, if you are, baby. We're all in the hospital in commas having the same bad dream with you. (Alexx to Horatio): Horatio, sugar. Aren't you cold??? Don't you need to go put some clothes on, honey???
Horatio: I'm fine. Thank you, Alexx. Now. What does everyone think of my new shades???
Mac(seeming unphased by Horatio's nudity): I think your shades looking very hip. But I'm with Frank. I think we're ALL too distracted by you being naked.
Calleigh(sees Stetler approaching): I think Stetler is fixin' to come in here and tell you what he thinks of your shades and you being naked.
Everyone vacates the room. Frank dragging Ryan behind him.
Ryan(coming to): OW!!! Let go of me, Frank!!!
Stetler(entering the room): WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???
Horatio(turning to face Stetler): How do you like my new shades???
Stetler(stunned and stuttering): Th...The...Th...They look (clears throat) they look really cool on you. (Stetler regains his composure): Now go put some clothes on before I change my mind and put this whole incident on record!!!
 
Carolyn318 said:
Eric: Someone please tell me I'm still in the hospital from being shot and I'm in a comma having a bad dream.
Alexx(to Eric): Well, if you are, baby. We're all in the hospital in commas having the same bad dream with you. (Alexx to Horatio): Horatio, sugar. Aren't you cold??? Don't you need to go put some clothes on, honey???
Horatio: I'm fine. Thank you, Alexx. Now. What does everyone think of my new shades???
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this was fantastic :D...I couldn't stop laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
lol. These are... interesting. I have one but am a little weary about putting it down. It's actually a real convo between me and a friend and her B/F but it could work with Cal, Ryan, and Eric
 
Carolyn318 said:
Frank: I think I'm more distracted by you being naked.
Valera and Natalia snicker and giggle at Frank's last line.
Ryan is froze and speechless. He's just standing there with his mouth hanging open staring at Horatio.
Everyone else is sheilding their eyes and trying not to say anything.
Eric: Someone please tell me I'm still in the hospital from being shot and I'm in a comma having a bad dream.
Alexx(to Eric): Well, if you are, baby. We're all in the hospital in commas having the same bad dream with you. (Alexx to Horatio): Horatio, sugar. Aren't you cold??? Don't you need to go put some clothes on, honey???
Horatio: I'm fine. Thank you, Alexx. Now. What does everyone think of my new shades???
Mac(seeming unphased by Horatio's nudity): I think your shades looking very hip. But I'm with Frank. I think we're ALL too distracted by you being naked.
Calleigh(sees Stetler approaching): I think Stetler is fixin' to come in here and tell you what he thinks of your shades and you being naked.
Everyone vacates the room. Frank dragging Ryan behind him.
Ryan(coming to): OW!!! Let go of me, Frank!!!
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^^There's^^ Ryan's vacating the room line. Now here is everyone else's vacating the room lines. And Ryan's line will reappear at the end of this.

Mac: Excuse me. Excuse me, folks. I'm extremely allergic to IA officers and I didn't my epinephrine pin.
Natalia: I'll be at the bakery picking up my sister Anya's birthday cake. Then I'm taking it to my other sister Christina's house for Anya's surprise birthday party.
Valera: I've got some DNA to run.
Calleigh: I'm gonna see if my dad's at a bar gettin' drunk and get drunk with him.
Alexx: I just remembered I've got a dozen autopsies to perform.
Eric: I'm gonna go find a hypnotist or another bullet with my name on it. Anything to try to forget this happened.
Frank(about Ryan): I think Mr. Statue of Liberty here needs to spend some serious time in the men's locker room.
Everyone vacates the room. Frank dragging Ryan behind him.
Ryan(coming to outside the room): OW!!! Let go of me, Frank!!!
 
ROTFLMAO :lol:

Horatio is on a dating show and has three bachlers on the other side of him. Some of the bachlers might surprise you and they don't know who is on the other side. And they question Horatio asks show up on the TV screen so the bachlers can see them!

H: Okay bachler #1 what would are first date be like?
Bachler #1(Eric): Baby we don't need dinner on our date we would just go straight to the club and see how you can move! Then we'd ge busy ya know what I'm stayin?
H: Okay Bachler #2 If it was my birthday what would you do?
Bachler #2 ( Erica Sikes) So like it's all about me so screw the cake and buy me the presents! I want to be on TV more often, a million dollars, a corvette, oh wait did I mention a million dollars!
H: Okay moving on....bachler #3 What do you do for a living?
Bachler # 3 (Brittany Spears): Shave my head and totally do drugs! OMG! Maybe we can shave your head too and we can go partying!
H: Okay today I think I'm ready to pick my bachler now! Bachler #1 you may come out and show yourself!
(Eric comes out lookin real hott but stops when he sees Horatio in the chair.)
E: OMG! you better not be my date!
H: Come here and give me a hug!
 
Yeah thanks well I was bored and tired and that was all that was coming to mind!

H: WE NEVER CLOSE!
Ryan: I know right like WALMART open 24 hours! :lol:
 
Ryan: Hey, H. If we never close, why is there a lock on the front door?
Horatio: Er... Uh... Shut up, Mr. Wolfe.
 
Thanks! :)
H: WE...NEVER...CLOSE!!
Calleigh: Sometimes your line can back fire!
H: What do you mean?
Eric: Yeah I agree it's been the forth week in a row and we've been here day and night!
Ryan( shaking): Hi everybody I tiold you coffee never gets to me! HEHEHEHEHE! (faints)
Calleigh: See what I mean?
Eric: I don't plan on having an earlier grave or plaining on having a grave here! Quotes: Eric Delko died here many years ago because of Horatio famous line WE.....NEVER....CLOSE! It also caused Global Warming!
 
HAHA!!! LOL!!!

*it was late and H hasn't slept in days he was walking into the break room wearing his sunnies when he swaears he saw Speed*
H:whoa. *shakes head**yawns* i gotta stop saying "We never close" and wearing my sunnies at night. it's causing me to go insane! i swore i just saw Speed!
Eric:uh no H that's not insanity, it's lack of sleep!!! we've been working two weeks straight without any sleep!!
H:two weeks really? i thought it was only a couple hours.
Ryan:a couple hours!? H maybe you are going insane. LOL!
Eric and calleigh: :lol:
 
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