~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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It is spirt week at the lab!
Monday: Hat day!

H: Like my hat?
Ryan: Oh you mean that pink thong on your head!
H: Oh god ewwwww! That's what it is couldn't tell found it in Calleigh's locker!
(Calleigh walks in with Eric)
Calleigh: Oh My God get my.....um I mean, gimme that!
H: Hehe oops!
Calleigh:(blushes) I meant you to get the "hat" outta my locker! Like this this one!
(Shes takes off Eric's gangsta hat!)
Eric: Yo lil momma that mine!
(She places it on H's head!)
H: Wat up my homies! I'm straight up from the hood now get it right!
Ryan: Oh no she didn't!


The rest of the week is comin up!
 
Tuesday:Sports Day!


(Eric, Ryan, and Calleigh are in the lab. Eric and Ryan are dressed as football players and Calleigh is a very slutty softball player! :devil:)

Eric: Go long Ryan!
Calleigh: No wrong way you kimbwit!
Ryan: Oh crap! Eric too far the wal......

(Suddenly there is a loud thud and Ryan crashes into the glass wall! H walks into the lab wearing a speedo trying to look like a cool swimmer! :cool: Natalia as another slutty softball player is over with Eric. :devil:)

H: Hey guys! :cool:
Natalia: Oh my.......

(She faints. Eric screams like a little girl and goes over to fan Natalia. Calleigh walk over with bloody Ryan.)

Both of them: Oh My God My Eyes!
(Both faint.)

H: What did I say? :cool:

:D

Wednesday coming soon.............
 
Ryan:hey H what are you doing?
H:posting more comments on Eric's thread so he think the ladies think he's sexy.
Ryan:HAHA!! I posted some yesterday!!
Eric:hey guys *looks at screen* wow a whole page since yesterday!! the ladies must love me!!!
*he walks away*
*Ryan and H burst out laughing*
H:how long do you think it'll take him to figure out it's you and me doing all this?
Rayn:i don't know, but lets not spoil the fun of watching his reactions :lol:
H: :lol:
 
yeah i'm sorry to say this but that kinda sucked. you needed Ryan to say some smart, witty comment. then end with the two laughing thier brains out when Eric has no clue what's going on.

H:we are gathered here today to say goodbye to a good friend
Ryan:H...
H:she was always there...\
Eric:H....
H:she will be missed
Eric and Ryan:Horatio!!
H:what!? do you mind! i'm trying to put a friend to rest!!
Eric:H. it's just a hummer
Ryan:yeah you can get a new one.
H:*punches Ryan and Eric* Betsy was not just any hummer!!! she was my hummer!! she was my baby!!
Eric and Ryan:eek:h brother :rolleyes:
H:what was that you two?
Eric and Ryan:Nothing! *they run away*
H:that's what i thought!
 
Sorry you guys I can't finish the week cause I lost all my writings when my computer crashed! So anyone who wants to do Wednesday and so on be my guest!
 
Remember that Simpsons episode where they went Australia?? :lol: Well, here's something similar to that, and something we will never see, sadly... :lol:


*Horatio walks up to the gate of the American Embassy and bends over.*

Prime Minister: That's it, lad. This... is for the commonwealth of Australia...

*He raises his leg.

Various shots of everyone on tenterhooks, waiting for the kick*

*Prime Minister takes a swing, Horatio leaps away*

Horatio: And THIS is for the United States of America!!!!

*pulls down his pants to reveal the American flag on his underwear with 'Dont tread on me' on them, and starts mooning the crowd, humming the American National anthem*

The mental image! :lol: Oh my sides!! But if it's not funny, completely understand. :)
 
HAHAHA!!! LOL!!! :lol:


Ryan:*crunch* oh crap....
Eric:dude you better start running.
Ryan:eek:h damn!! here he comes!
Eric:you're screwed man.
Horatio:Ryan?
Ryan:uh yeah H?
Horatio:did you just step on my sunnies?
Ryan:*scared* yeah.
Horatio:eek:k no big deal.
Eric and Ryan: :eek:
Eric:H are you feeling ok?
Horatio:yes i don't need my sunnies anymore.
Ryan:everybody run!!!!i it's a sign of the apocolypse!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs away*
Horatio:haha. *goes in his desk ans pulls out spare sunnies* get em everytime. now for some relaxing *sits down and puts feet up on his desk*
 
I HAVENT POSTED IN AAGGGEEESSSS!!!

*squeak squeak*
Cal- That god-damn chairs squeaking again..
Ryan- I know, & im not even sitting on it..

its lame i no..
 
I 4got 2 add

*Delko & Wolfe is fighting over Calleigh...*
W: SHES MINE U DICK!!!!
D: NO WAY U (--X--)
C: O_O
D: KEEP AWAY FROM THE PRINCESS!!
W: NOT A PRINCESS, AN ANGEL!!
C: ^_^
*D smacks W, W dunks, H breaks it up*
H:ENOUGH!!!!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
D:......stupid Wolfe..
W:......stupid Delko..
*Everyone leaves but Calleigh*
C:.......Wolfe is hot, Delkos not.
 
Calleigh: "Eric you have a hickey on your neck"

Eric: Eric smiles "You should see the marks your nails left on my back!"
 
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