~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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Director: Okay guys you know what to do! 1...2...3....ACTION!
Adam: Okay come on Calleigh and try to turn the stupid shower on with me it won't work!
E: What did you do to it? :devil:
A: (wryly) Nothing it just won't turn on!
E: Okay here let me try!
(Emily gets into the shower with Adam and they both try to turn it on! Accidently the shower door closes on them!)
A: Oh god what did you do?
E: I don't know the door just closed that's all! All man and it's stuck!
A: Oh my god really?
(Adam trys to open it but it won't open!)
A: I guess we are stuck in here! :devil:
E: Sweet, you know what to do!
(They start making out in the shower when a camera man comes and opens the shower door!)
Director: All man guys! Not again! CUT! CUT! CUUUUUTTTTT!
Come on guys (sighs) Somebody go get the hose!
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Im a CaRWasher but that was hilarious, I got a headache from
laughing so much. Surprisenly, I can picture that happening.
:devil:


(Eric and Ryan are in the bathroom)
Ryan:(Looking in mirror)I've been thinking about doing something different with my hair, what do you think?
Eric:Well what do you have in mind?
Ryan: I don't know, maybe grow it out long
Eric: Why? I like it just like this (runs his fingers through Ryan's hair). :devil:
(No offence to Ryan or Delko lovers, its just funny. Trust me, I love them too much to actually make fun of them :lol:)
My friends helped me out with that one :lol:
 
(Eric and Ryan were processing clothing in the trace lab but got bored and pulled out barbie dolls! :D)

R: Oh Ken lets go to the movies! OMG your to hott for me tonight! :devil:
E: Well I'm not the only one that's lookin good tonight! Do you take karate cause your body is kickin! :devil:
(Suddenly Calleigh comes in to see what the are up to and they both quickly hide their dolls! :lol:)
C: (wryly) What are you guys hiding?
R: Um nothing
E: See nothing!
(Eric puts up his hands and the barbie doll falls from under his lab coat. Calleigh goes over and picks it up.)
C: What were you doing with this?
E: Um playing with Ryan....
C: Let me see yours Ryan
( Ryan hands Calleigh barbie.)
C: Ryan why is yours the girl?
R: Um....I don't know I just like playing the girl it is fun!
(Calleigh walks out saying...)
C: Oh god, boys with the toys. :lol: :D
 
*Ryan walks into the breakroom with Eric, humming.*

R: Spam spam spam spam...
E: Spam spam spam spam...

Calleigh walks in

C: Spam spam spam Lovely Spam!
E: Lovely Spam!

Alexx walks by.

A: :eek: :confused:

(I like Monty Python!)
 
Eric: Yelina, I stepped on H's shades...
Yelina: That's what happens when worlds collide!
H walks in and stabs Yelina to death
 
Tripp: There's something weird about this crime scene...
H: Yes Frank, my smashed shades can have that effect on you.

Riaz: Come on. Come on shoot me Caine, or I'll keep taking everything you love.
H: O RLY?
Riaz: YA RLY!
H: NO WAI! Not my shades! *shoots Riaz six times in the chest*

H: You don't spend $1000 on clothes you're never gonna wear.
Yelina: You'd be surprised, actually...

H: Frank, it turns out the wave...is not the only thing about to hit Miami.
Tripp: What is, then?
H (after a long silence): My shades, of course.

Tripp: Horatio, you think SPEEDLE did this?
H: Well you know what they say Frank - Speed Kills!

During an investigation on a boat, H accidentally drops his shades into the water.
H: Frank, we've got to move quickly. Time is rising and we...have a pair of sinking sunglasses.
Tripp: It's either the victim or the shades, Horatio.
H: Screw the victim.
 
dogbert14 said:
Eric: Yelina, I stepped on H's shades...
Yelina: That's what happens when worlds collide!
H walks in and stabs Yelina to death
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Not to worry. She's a Cylon and cannot die! She will be resurrected in a new body. ;)

Oops, wrong show! :D
 
H: *singing*Can't touch this, ho,ho,ho,ho-oo,Can't Touch this, my,my,my,my- sunnies hit me,so hard, makes my say, Oh Betsy, My Hummer, thank you for being there for me and to see you wrecked ,would be a bummer...*dancing*
Megan: (returns) HORATIO, WTF ARE YOU DOING?
 
Natalia and Valera are sitting in a smelly newsroom, waiting to be interviewed by CBS.

Natalia: Valera, can I ask you a question?

Valera: Sure

Natalia: Do you think John Hagen is hot?

Valera: No....

Natalia: What? You bitch!

They get into a catfight.

Natalia: He is the hottest man alive!

Valera: Actually he's dead you dolt!

Natalia: I know that, you naive simpleton... *smacks Valera*

Meanwhile, H is filming the whole fight. He is pleasured to see that the two hottest chicks are fighting over him.

H: They love me so much!

Delko: Keep dreaming!

H: I didn't ask you!

Delko: Well I'm just saying...

Yelina storms into the room looking really pissed.

Yelina: Horatio how could you?!

H: Eh?

Yelina: You are checking out Natalia and Valera! You even film them in the shower daily! Pervert!

H: *blushes* How did you know that?

Yelina: Calleigh told me!

You hear a piercing scream because Calleigh randomly combusted.

Yelina: You are cheating on me. But now it's going to stop! *pulls out a gun and shoots H*

H: Ahhhh! *doubles up on the floor*

Ryan: What is this place, San Francisco?

Yelina: Oh [censored] you piece of [censored] [censored] [censored]

Ryan: There are children watching!

Yelina: Does it look like I care?!

She walks away, swearing.

Meanwhile, Natalia breaks a wine bottle over Valera's head.

Natalia: Brush up on your DNA skills!

Valera: I do!

Natalia: Not as much as me!

Reporter: Time for your interview!
 
CarolineAmanda said:
H: *singing*Can't touch this, ho,ho,ho,ho-oo,Can't Touch this, my,my,my,my- sunnies hit me,so hard, makes my say, Oh Betsy, My Hummer, thank you for being there for me and to see you wrecked ,would be a bummer...*dancing*
Megan: (returns) HORATIO, WTF ARE YOU DOING?
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here's another one...
H: *singing again* Whoomp! there it is!,Whoomp! there it is!,whoomp! there it is!
Megan: *sticks her head in her palm and shakes it* ARGGH! NOT AGAIN HORATIO!
Frank: (standing next to megan , giggling,with a wet patch down the front of his pants)
 
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