that_girl1
Coroner
haha lol i like that one csimiamiaddict!
i like that song too
i like that song too
~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Ryan: Hey, Eric, what do you think of this?
Eric: It's a shirt. So what?
Ryan: I just bought it. Probably will wear it tomorrow.
Eric: You can't or you will be fired.
Ryan: Whaaaaat? For wearing a shirt.
Eric: It's green. Check the schedule on the board. Tomorrow is purple day. Everyone must wear the same color.
Ryan: Oh, yeah.
Eric: It's a shirt. So what?
Ryan: I just bought it. Probably will wear it tomorrow.
Eric: You can't or you will be fired.
Ryan: Whaaaaat? For wearing a shirt.
Eric: It's green. Check the schedule on the board. Tomorrow is purple day. Everyone must wear the same color.
Ryan: Oh, yeah.
that_girl1
Coroner
haha lol relating to the color coordination on the show
even though horatio never matches
even though horatio never matches
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!! i love it and it's so ture they always match!! i was watching Free Fall today and i was like OMG!! it must be orange day!!!! i mean Ryan had an orange shirt, Eric had an orange shirt, Calleigh had an orangish shirt, Erica Sikes had an orange shirt, Frank had orange in his tie, Peter Elliot had an orange tie, the bank manager Jason Adams had an orange tie, in the middle and at the end Sienna Stone had an orange shirt, the guy Erica intervied had an orange shirt. and even H matched!!! i'm refering to his hair of course!!!Dynamo1 said:
Ryan: Hey, Eric, what do you think of this?
Eric: It's a shirt. So what?
Ryan: I just bought it. Probably will wear it tomorrow.
Eric: You can't or you will be fired.
Ryan: Whaaaaat? For wearing a shirt.
Eric: It's green. Check the schedule on the board. Tomorrow is purple day. Everyone must wear the same color.
Ryan: Oh, yeah.
:lol: thay really need to stop doing that!!!!anyways....Stetler:You're fired!! Give me your badge and gun.
Ryan:what!?! no!! you'll never take me alive!!!! never!!!!! *He runs into H*
H:uh, Ryan? you're not being arrested.
Ryan:what!?! * he realizes how crazy he goT and blushes* oh, sorry got carried away.
H
h and RyanRyan: yes H?
H:*whispers so that only Ryan can hear*Don't worry *puts on sunnies* we'll get you back.
Ryan
k H.*Ryan walks away* H:*looks doubtful* *a voice in his head talks to him*
Voice in his head:Horatio, you idiot!!! why'd you tell him that!!! you just lied to a friend!!!
H:shut up!! i'm sick of you!!!
*Eric and Calleigh see that he is talking to himself and look at him strange*
H:what!?! I'm not crazy!!!!!
Eric:no one said you were!!!!
H:you were thinking it!!!
Eric:damn him and his ability to tell when people are lying!!!!
HoratioandYelina
Rookie
These are all really funny! :lol:
I got an idea continueing the voices in Horatio's head.
Yelina: Always protecting me eh?
Voice in Horatio's head: well, duh, I kind of love you.
Yelina: you do?
Horatio: I said that out loud?
Yelina: yeah.
Horatio: ... umm... I have to go... over there...
Yelina: wait! We need to talk about this!
Horatio runs away, cursing the voice in his head.
Meanwhile Yelina stares after him blankly.
Yelina: The fearless Lt. Caine is afraid of talking about his feelings...
I got an idea continueing the voices in Horatio's head.
Yelina: Always protecting me eh?
Voice in Horatio's head: well, duh, I kind of love you.
Yelina: you do?
Horatio:
I said that out loud?Yelina: yeah.
Horatio: ... umm... I have to go... over there...
Yelina: wait! We need to talk about this!
Horatio runs away, cursing the voice in his head.
Meanwhile Yelina stares after him blankly.
Yelina: The fearless Lt. Caine is afraid of talking about his feelings...
RyanAddict
Rookie
These rock my socks
Ryan - * Giggle *
Eric - What?
Ryan - * Giggles harder *
Eric - Ryan please tell me what's so funny?!
Ryan * Giggle * Alright * Giggle * Well last night the Mala Noche came to see H about a deal or whatever and well they did something to your face that will never go away
Eric - WHAT?!
* Eric looks in mirror to see * So called Macho Man * tatooed on his face *
Eric - Noo noo no no < Begins to cry >
Ryan - * Falls to the floor laughing! *
Ryan - * Giggle *
Eric - What?
Ryan - * Giggles harder *
Eric - Ryan please tell me what's so funny?!
Ryan * Giggle * Alright * Giggle * Well last night the Mala Noche came to see H about a deal or whatever and well they did something to your face that will never go away
Eric - WHAT?!
* Eric looks in mirror to see * So called Macho Man * tatooed on his face *
Eric - Noo noo no no < Begins to cry >
Ryan - * Falls to the floor laughing! *
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!!! that's great!!!!!
*the team is in the break room* *all of a sudden Speed walks in*
Speed:hey guys...
Calleigh:Sp...Speed?
Eric: OMG!!!!
H:How?
Ryan:uh
*they all run away screaming*
Speed: I'd figure they'd be happy to see me
*I walk in* Me: SPEED!!!!!!!! * i run and jump into his arms* OMG!!!! I missed you so much!!!!!
Speed: well at least you're happy to see me
Me: don't mind them *i nod twoards H, Ryan, Calleigh and Eric looking scared* they are just wierd
Speed: i didn't need you to tell me that!!! *he laughs* lets go get something to eat
Mek *we go out and i get on the back of his ducati and we drive off into the Miami sun*
Calleigh:uhhhh....what just happened?
Eric: i don't know.
Ryan: I'm confused.
H:I don't know.
Team: *they gasp at H*
*the team is in the break room* *all of a sudden Speed walks in*
Speed:hey guys...
Calleigh:Sp...Speed?
Eric: OMG!!!!
H:How?
Ryan:uh
*they all run away screaming*
Speed: I'd figure they'd be happy to see me
*I walk in* Me: SPEED!!!!!!!! * i run and jump into his arms* OMG!!!! I missed you so much!!!!!
Speed: well at least you're happy to see me
Me: don't mind them *i nod twoards H, Ryan, Calleigh and Eric looking scared* they are just wierd
Speed: i didn't need you to tell me that!!! *he laughs* lets go get something to eat
Me
k *we go out and i get on the back of his ducati and we drive off into the Miami sun*Calleigh:uhhhh....what just happened?
Eric: i don't know.
Ryan: I'm confused.
H:I don't know.
Team:
*they gasp at H*
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Horatio: I called this meeting to discuss some new forensics techniques I read about.
Familiar voice: Wait for me!
*Calleigh, Eric, Alexx and Ryan turn to the door.*
Speed: Hi guys.
Eric: Speed, how... how...
Calleigh: Tim, I thought you died.
Speed: Do I look dead?
Alexx: Tim, dear, your decomposed face makes you look dead.
Horatio: Mr. Speedle, how is this possible.
*Piano music starts and everyone looks for the source.*
Man in corner of room: You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
-=-=- OR -=-=-
Eric: Speed, how... how...
Calleigh: Tim, I thought you died.
Speed: Do I look dead?
Alexx: Tim, dear, your decomposed face makes you look dead.
Horatio: Mr. Speedle, how is this possible.
Rich Little: Welcome to... *puts on sunglasses* CSI Impressionist Week.
Familiar voice: Wait for me!
*Calleigh, Eric, Alexx and Ryan turn to the door.*
Speed: Hi guys.
Eric: Speed, how... how...
Calleigh: Tim, I thought you died.
Speed: Do I look dead?
Alexx: Tim, dear, your decomposed face makes you look dead.
Horatio: Mr. Speedle, how is this possible.
*Piano music starts and everyone looks for the source.*
Man in corner of room: You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
-=-=- OR -=-=-
Eric: Speed, how... how...
Calleigh: Tim, I thought you died.
Speed: Do I look dead?
Alexx: Tim, dear, your decomposed face makes you look dead.
Horatio: Mr. Speedle, how is this possible.
Rich Little: Welcome to... *puts on sunglasses* CSI Impressionist Week.
EmeraldEyes06
Lab Technician
These are hilarious! Makes me realise how much I miss Speed.
HORATIO: What's my secret? Well... *puts on shades* Every serious CSI starts his day with a bowl of Cheerios...
*gets 1,000 dollars*
HORATIO: Oh yeah! I'm going to buy more shades!!
Kinda stupid, but I've always imagined Horatio doing an endorsement deal, and he's so cool he'd sell anything!! :lol:
HORATIO: What's my secret? Well... *puts on shades* Every serious CSI starts his day with a bowl of Cheerios...
*gets 1,000 dollars*
HORATIO: Oh yeah! I'm going to buy more shades!!
Kinda stupid, but I've always imagined Horatio doing an endorsement deal, and he's so cool he'd sell anything!! :lol:
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!!!! i can picture H on a box of cereal or something...... HAHA!!!!!!
*The team is in the hummer*
Ryan:uh..H
H: yes Ryan?
Ryan:this isn't the way to the crime scene...
Eric:yeah this looks like the wat to the...
Calleigh: mall
H:exactly!!
*they follow H to a store*
Ryan:H where a re we going!!!
Calleigh: we have a crime scene waiting for us!!!
H: you'll see.
*they get to a store called "Sunglasses Hut"*
Team:
Eric:you had us skip a crime scene for this!?!?
H:hey!! this is far more important than some dumb crime scene!!!!
Team:
*The team is in the hummer*
Ryan:uh..H
H: yes Ryan?
Ryan:this isn't the way to the crime scene...
Eric:yeah this looks like the wat to the...
Calleigh: mall
H:exactly!!
*they follow H to a store*
Ryan:H where a re we going!!!
Calleigh: we have a crime scene waiting for us!!!
H: you'll see.
*they get to a store called "Sunglasses Hut"*
Team:
Eric:you had us skip a crime scene for this!?!?
H:hey!! this is far more important than some dumb crime scene!!!!
Team:
Leftyguitar
Police Officer
Yeah I should studying right now but anyway...
Speed: Hi, guys.
Ryan, Eric, H And Calligh:
Speed: Just stopped by to say two things
One, Reports of my death have been highly exgrated
(to Ryan) Don't gamble,and then lie about it, dumb*ss. *smacks him in the back of head.*
Speed: Hi, guys.
Ryan, Eric, H And Calligh:
Speed: Just stopped by to say two things
One, Reports of my death have been highly exgrated
(to Ryan) Don't gamble,and then lie about it, dumb*ss. *smacks him in the back of head.*
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