~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~
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Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!!!! i liked the one with the coconut!!!!!!!!
Ryan:uhhhhh....H?
H:yes Ryan?
Ryan:why does Eric always impress the ladies.
H:well sometimes in order to get the ladies *puts on sunnies* you have to be a self obsessed Russian/Cuban that can't doge a bullet for crap....
Eric
from across the room) i can so doge a bullet!!!!
Calleighh yeah then why did you get shot in the head?
Eric: hey that wasn't my fault!!!!
Ryanh whose was it then? King kong's? the boogeyman's? the easter bunny's?
Erich shut up!!! *he walks away not paying attention and slams into the wall*
Calleigh:i think that bullet may have affected your coordiantion as well as your common sense!!! :lol:
Ryan:HAHAHA!!!!! :lol:
H:*tries not to laugh but it's no use* HAHAHA!!!!!:lol:
*Eric stalks away looking embarassed*
*H,Ryan, and Calleigh are still laughing*
Ryan:uhhhhh....H?
H:yes Ryan?
Ryan:why does Eric always impress the ladies.
H:well sometimes in order to get the ladies *puts on sunnies* you have to be a self obsessed Russian/Cuban that can't doge a bullet for crap....
Eric
from across the room) i can so doge a bullet!!!!Calleigh
h yeah then why did you get shot in the head?Eric: hey that wasn't my fault!!!!
Ryan
h whose was it then? King kong's? the boogeyman's? the easter bunny's? Eric
h shut up!!! *he walks away not paying attention and slams into the wall*Calleigh:i think that bullet may have affected your coordiantion as well as your common sense!!! :lol:
Ryan:HAHAHA!!!!! :lol:
H:*tries not to laugh but it's no use* HAHAHA!!!!!:lol:
*Eric stalks away looking embarassed*
*H,Ryan, and Calleigh are still laughing*
that_girl1
Coroner
haha lol funny:lol:
:lol:
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Eric: what the hell are you doing Ryan?
Ryan: Coloring sexy lips and hearts on "H"s Hummer. :devil:
eric: But isn't that Stetler's lipstick you're using.
Ryan: "Yeah", I can't wait, "H" is gonna freak all over Stetler's ass for making out with his Hummer.
Eric: that's a good one Ryan, I'll wait too. :lol:
Ryan: Coloring sexy lips and hearts on "H"s Hummer. :devil:
eric: But isn't that Stetler's lipstick you're using.
Ryan: "Yeah", I can't wait, "H" is gonna freak
all over Stetler's ass for making out with his Hummer. Eric: that's a good one Ryan, I'll wait too. :lol:
RyanAddict
Rookie
LMAO THESE JUST SO ROCK
Ryan - ZzZzzZz
Cal - Why is he sleeping on the job?
Eric - I dunno. I think I'll join him * Goes to sleep *
Cal - Tut
* Alexx walks in *
Alexx - ERIC! WAKE UP RIGHT THIS MINETE!
Eric - Why?! Ryan is sleeping!
Alexx - HE IS MY BABY AND NEEDS HIS REST * Walks over to Ryan and strokes his head * There there baby, Alexx is going to kick that naughty mans ass
Eric - * Gulp * Oh no * Runs *
Cal - * Laughing *
Ryan - Goo goo gaga
Ryan - ZzZzzZz
Cal - Why is he sleeping on the job?
Eric - I dunno. I think I'll join him * Goes to sleep *
Cal - Tut
* Alexx walks in *
Alexx - ERIC! WAKE UP RIGHT THIS MINETE!
Eric - Why?! Ryan is sleeping!
Alexx - HE IS MY BABY AND NEEDS HIS REST * Walks over to Ryan and strokes his head * There there baby, Alexx is going to kick that naughty mans ass
Eric - * Gulp * Oh no * Runs *
Cal - * Laughing *
Ryan - Goo goo gaga
RyanAddict
Rookie
Yay Ryan is clever!!! Woot woot
Alexx - Has anyone seen Ryan?
Eric - Nope why?
Alexx - I baked him some cookies in the shapes of teddies
Eric - The ones you left in here?
Alexx - Yes has he had them?
Eric - No * Gulp * I ate them
Alexx - YOU ATE MY BABY'S COOKIES?!?!?! * Woops Eric's ass * Do that again and I'll b doing your autopsy!
Alexx - Has anyone seen Ryan?
Eric - Nope why?
Alexx - I baked him some cookies in the shapes of teddies
Eric - The ones you left in here?
Alexx - Yes has he had them?
Eric - No * Gulp * I ate them
Alexx - YOU ATE MY BABY'S COOKIES?!?!?! * Woops Eric's ass * Do that again and I'll b doing your autopsy!
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Part two to Lipstick Hummer. :lol:
Horatio walks out of building towards his Hummer.
H: What the Hell is this"? Who's been hitting on my Betsy Hummer.
Eric and Ryan are laughing their ass off. :lol:
*At the moment "H" finds the Lipstick tube*
H: "Wait a second, ***"H"screams**** "STETLER", "You son of a *itc*.
Stetler comes running out of the bulding with his Stiletto's on.
Stet: "What's the problem Horatio", *he say's in his girly voice.*
H: "How many times have I told you to keep your lips off my Hummer"? :devil:
Stetler "I swear Horatio, those aren't my lips".
Eric and Ryan couldn't contain themselves.
Ryan: :lol: "well Stetler, we could alway's do a lip comparesing and see if they match you :lol: *LHAO*
Eric: :lol: :lol: "better yet we can put out an all points bulletin saying. "Have you seen these lips, they were last seen on Betsy Hummer, *LHAO* :lol:
Stetler takes his lipstick and walks away saying "WHATEVER", "LOSERS".
Horatio walks out of building towards his Hummer.
H: What the Hell is this"? Who's been hitting on my Betsy Hummer.
Eric and Ryan are laughing their ass off. :lol:
*At the moment "H" finds the Lipstick tube*
H: "Wait a second, ***"H"screams**** "STETLER", "You son of a *itc*.
Stetler comes running out of the bulding with his Stiletto's on.
Stet: "What's the problem Horatio", *he say's in his girly voice.*
H: "How many times have I told you to keep your lips off my Hummer"? :devil:
Stetler "I swear Horatio, those aren't my lips". Eric and Ryan couldn't contain themselves.
Ryan: :lol: "well Stetler, we could alway's do a lip comparesing and see if they match you :lol: *LHAO*
Eric: :lol: :lol: "better yet we can put out an all points bulletin saying. "Have you seen these lips, they were last seen on Betsy Hummer, *LHAO* :lol:
Stetler takes his lipstick and walks away saying "WHATEVER", "LOSERS".
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Eric:hey Ryan, did i ever tell you that you're crazy..
Ryan:I am so not crazy!!!!!!!!
*Alexx heard them yelling*
Alexx:Ryan, baby, what's wrong?
Ryan:Eric said i was crazy!!!
Alexx:ERIC DELEKTORSKY!!!!!!!!
*She hits him and chases him away*
Alexx:if you ever hurt my baby again, you'll be my next post!!!! Got it?!?!?
Ericwww!!! ok!!! ok!!!! i won't hurt him again!!! *mummbles* while you're around...
Alexx:what was that Eric!?!?
Eric:NOTHING!!!! *he runs away out of fear of being hit again*
Alexxx:Ryan, baby, it's ok. he's not gonna bother you again...
Ryan:thanks, Alexx *she hugs him*
Alexx:sure thing. no one is gonna hurt my baby and get away with it..... *she smiles at him*
Eric:hey Ryan, did i ever tell you that you're crazy..
Ryan:I am so not crazy!!!!!!!!
*Alexx heard them yelling*
Alexx:Ryan, baby, what's wrong?
Ryan:Eric said i was crazy!!!
Alexx:ERIC DELEKTORSKY!!!!!!!!
*She hits him and chases him away*
Alexx:if you ever hurt my baby again, you'll be my next post!!!! Got it?!?!?
Eric
www!!! ok!!! ok!!!! i won't hurt him again!!! *mummbles* while you're around...Alexx:what was that Eric!?!?
Eric:NOTHING!!!! *he runs away out of fear of being hit again*
Alexxx:Ryan, baby, it's ok. he's not gonna bother you again...
Ryan:thanks, Alexx *she hugs him*
Alexx:sure thing. no one is gonna hurt my baby and get away with it..... *she smiles at him*
RyanAddict
Rookie
LMAO These are great
* Eric and Ryan are playing a friendly game of football.. *
Ryan - Foul!!
Eric - So not!
Ryan - Is too!
Eric - * Punches Ryan in the arm * Is not
Ryan - Ow! * Taps Eric *
Eric - OW OW OW OW OW!! * Knocks Ryan down * THAT HURT!
Ryan - OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ALEXX!!
Eric - No no Ryan I'm sorry no Ryan please no no no
* Alexx runs overs *
Alexx - ERIC DELKO WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?!?!?! * Kneels to Ryan and strokes his head * It's alright baby
Eric - Nothing... he erm.... fell!
Ryan - I so didn't * Sob * He hit me for saying foul!
Alexx - RIGHT!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER START RUNNING MR!
Eric - * Already half way across the field * CAN'T TOUCH THIS NA NA NA NA NA NA CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
* Alexx takes Ryan's gun, aims and fires shooting Eric right up the ass *
Alexx - Mwhahahaha
Ryan -
Eric - OWWWW NO THAT WAS MY GOOD BUM CHEEK!
Edited as the 'oooowwaa' stretched the screen.
* Eric and Ryan are playing a friendly game of football.. *
Ryan - Foul!!
Eric - So not!
Ryan - Is too!
Eric - * Punches Ryan in the arm * Is not
Ryan - Ow! * Taps Eric *
Eric - OW OW OW OW OW!! * Knocks Ryan down * THAT HURT!
Ryan - OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ALEXX!!
Eric - No no Ryan I'm sorry no Ryan please no no no
* Alexx runs overs *
Alexx - ERIC DELKO WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?!?!?! * Kneels to Ryan and strokes his head * It's alright baby
Eric - Nothing... he erm.... fell!
Ryan - I so didn't * Sob * He hit me for saying foul!
Alexx - RIGHT!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER START RUNNING MR!
Eric - * Already half way across the field * CAN'T TOUCH THIS NA NA NA NA NA NA CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
* Alexx takes Ryan's gun, aims and fires shooting Eric right up the ass *
Alexx - Mwhahahaha
Ryan -
Eric - OWWWW NO THAT WAS MY GOOD BUM CHEEK!
Edited as the 'oooowwaa' stretched the screen.
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!!! LOL!!!! :lol: that was hilarious. and i've come to notice that most of these are about Alexx protecting Ryan from Eric or about H and his sunnies....
RyanAddict
Rookie
I noticed too but all the way they are so funny!!!
* Ryan is dancing in the break room while Alexx, Eric and Cal are looking through the window watching *
Eric - He can so not dance
Alexx - * Slaps back of Erics head *
Cal - * Giggle *
Alexx - * Slaps back of Cal's head *
* Ryan is dancing in the break room while Alexx, Eric and Cal are looking through the window watching *
Eric - He can so not dance
Alexx - * Slaps back of Erics head *
Cal - * Giggle *
Alexx - * Slaps back of Cal's head *
Leftyguitar
Police Officer
ROTFLMAO!! :lol:
haven't been in here for a while
hmmm....
Ryan:*singing* Don't you wish your gielfriend was hot like me...
Eric: *joins in* Don't you your girlfirend was a freak like me...
H:
Calligh: Silly boys. Gets their attention and does a strip tease to 'My Humps'
Greg, Nick & Warrick from Las Vegas: We should
request a transfer!!
-or-
Ryan: Pull over!
Eric: Why?
Ryan: *leans over and whispers in Eric's ear*
Eric: More than I ever needed to know! *pulls over*
Ryan: Thanks.
I'll the end of that to your imagination. It's proably worse then my twisted thoughts anyhow.
haven't been in here for a while
hmmm....
Ryan:*singing* Don't you wish your gielfriend was hot like me...
Eric: *joins in* Don't you your girlfirend was a freak like me...
H:
Calligh: Silly boys. Gets their attention and does a strip tease to 'My Humps'
Greg, Nick & Warrick from Las Vegas:
We should request a transfer!!
-or-
Ryan: Pull over!
Eric: Why?
Ryan: *leans over and whispers in Eric's ear*
Eric:
More than I ever needed to know! *pulls over*Ryan: Thanks.
I'll the end of that to your imagination. It's proably worse then my twisted thoughts anyhow.
RyanAddict
Rookie
lmao LeftGuitar!!!!!!
Ryan - I'm not okay
H - Why?
Ryan - I'm not okay
H - Why?
Ryan - I'm not okay
H - WHY?!
Ryan - Your standing on my FOOT!
Ryan - I'm not okay
H - Why?
Ryan - I'm not okay
H - Why?
Ryan - I'm not okay
H - WHY?!
Ryan - Your standing on my FOOT!
csimiamiadict
Hit and Run
(Horatio is standing in the bathroom,alone,singing, eric and Ryan watch from door)
"...i'd be rollin' with the gangsters,but they all think i'm to white and nerdy.."
(eric giggles) :lol:
Hturning around) you guys are so cruel...i...i...i..wah!(starts bawling)
(Ryan runs in to comfort him, cal walks by and sees them)
cal:wats wrong with h
Ryanwhispering)the Mala Noche declined his offer to join them
caluch
"...i'd be rollin' with the gangsters,but they all think i'm to white and nerdy.."
(eric giggles) :lol:
H
turning around) you guys are so cruel...i...i...i..wah!(starts bawling)(Ryan runs in to comfort him, cal walks by and sees them)
cal:wats wrong with h
Ryan
whispering)the Mala Noche declined his offer to join themcal
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