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Witness
these are all great and v funny
~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~
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that_girl1
Coroner
haha Leftyguitar!
thats what i wanted to do to Ryan in that episode
thats what i wanted to do to Ryan in that episode
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!! yeah!! i was waiting for Eric or someone to do it. but i can picture Alexx's face if Eric did...
Eric:*hitting Ryan over the head* you stupid Dumba**!!!!! Don't gamble!!!!!
Ryanw!!!!
*Alexx walks over looking furious*
Alexx:ERIC DELKO!!!!!!
Eric:uh oh
Alexx:*hitting Eric* don't you dare hit my baby!!! how dare you!!!!
Ericw!!! Ok!!! ow!!! *Eric runs away*
Alexx:Ryan, baby, are you ok?
Ryan:yeah thanks Alexx.
Alexx:no problem baby. don't worry Horatio will sort this out and you'll be back in no time. *they hear H...apparently talking to himself*
H:you stupid voices!!!!!!! i'm sick of you!!!!!!! Leave me alone!!!!
Team:
Eric:*hitting Ryan over the head* you stupid Dumba**!!!!! Don't gamble!!!!!
Ryan
w!!!!*Alexx walks over looking furious*
Alexx:ERIC DELKO!!!!!!
Eric:uh oh
Alexx:*hitting Eric* don't you dare hit my baby!!! how dare you!!!!
Eric
w!!! Ok!!! ow!!! *Eric runs away*Alexx:Ryan, baby, are you ok?
Ryan:yeah thanks Alexx.
Alexx:no problem baby. don't worry Horatio will sort this out and you'll be back in no time. *they hear H...apparently talking to himself*
H:you stupid voices!!!!!!! i'm sick of you!!!!!!! Leave me alone!!!!
Team:
that_girl1
Coroner
haha that line when Horatio is talking to himself reminds me of the movie 'Bruce Almighty'!:lol:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, you were gambling and then lied to me about it. *slaps Ryan on back of head*
Ryan: Thank you, sir. May I have another.
Eric: You once took credit for something I did. *slaps Ryan on back of head*
Ryan: Thank you, sir. May I have another.
Calleigh: You gave away secrets to a reporter. *slaps Ryan on back of head*
Ryan: Thank you, maam. May I have another.
Ghost of Speedle: You took over my locker before my body was cold in the ground. *tries to slap Ryan on back of head but goes right through him*
Ryan: Thank you, sir. May I have another.
Alex: Not this way, dear. Bend over. It's time for a spanking.
Ryan: Thank you, sir. May I have another.
Eric: You once took credit for something I did. *slaps Ryan on back of head*
Ryan: Thank you, sir. May I have another.
Calleigh: You gave away secrets to a reporter. *slaps Ryan on back of head*
Ryan: Thank you, maam. May I have another.
Ghost of Speedle: You took over my locker before my body was cold in the ground. *tries to slap Ryan on back of head but goes right through him*
Ryan: Thank you, sir. May I have another.
Alex: Not this way, dear. Bend over. It's time for a spanking.
RyanAddict
Rookie
LMFAO DYNAMO1!!!!
Ryan - I wish I wish I was a fish!
Eric - Erm why??
Ryan - Because then I'd be eaten by a shark and I'd get to see it's inside and come out it's other end!
Ryan - I wish I wish I was a fish!
Eric - Erm why??
Ryan - Because then I'd be eaten by a shark and I'd get to see it's inside and come out it's other end!
that_girl1
Coroner
eww!! haha lol
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
"H": Calleigh, where is my case file on Miami Journal.
C: I don't know, Ryan was using it in the john I think.
H: "Wolfe", where is my damn case file"?
R: Case file"? What case file"?
"H": The one that was in Calleigh's lab
R: I thought it was scrap paper "H" and we were out of toilet paper in the washroom.
C: I don't know, Ryan was using it in the john I think.
H: "Wolfe", where is my damn case file"?
R: Case file"? What case file"?
"H": The one that was in Calleigh's lab
R: I thought it was scrap paper "H" and we were out of toilet paper in the washroom.
Sweet_Fantasy
Hit and Run
Ryan: H, have you seen the victim?
H: what do you mean have I seen the victim? he's dead! how far could he have gotten?!
Ryan and H: *Looks out window and sees dead body beating up calleigh*
H: what do you mean have I seen the victim? he's dead! how far could he have gotten?!
Ryan and H: *Looks out window and sees dead body beating up calleigh*
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
E: Let's take "H" Betsy Hummer for a drive"
R: Are you nuts he'll kill us"
Calleigh comes walking out.
C: hey guys what are you up too"?
E: we were going to take "H"s Betsy out for a drive", but Ryan chickened out.
R: Did not, you Cuban Banana.
C: Listen guy's that's not "H"s Hummer, It's stetler's
E: Get out Stetler doesn't have a Hummer"?
C: "He does and that's it.
R: I have an idea, let's paint Honk if you're gay on it and when he drives it people will honk.
After they had finished writting on the Hummer "H" came out.
"H": What are you two up too now"?
"Nothing "H"
H: I have to go too a meeting I'll be back later
Eric and Ryan watched in horror as "H" got into his Hummer.
E: Oh Christ said Eric we're in for it now"
R: OH! let's hide the marker on Stetler and "H" will blame him
E: okay".
At that moment they heard all this honking and "H" got out to see what people were staring at. all they could hear 2 seconds later was.....
H: S*T*E*T*L*E*R You're dead you pansy ass crossdressing looser
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
R: Are you nuts he'll kill us"
Calleigh comes walking out.
C: hey guys what are you up too"?
E: we were going to take "H"s Betsy out for a drive", but Ryan chickened out.
R: Did not, you Cuban Banana.
C: Listen guy's that's not "H"s Hummer, It's stetler's
E: Get out Stetler doesn't have a Hummer"?
C: "He does and that's it.
R: I have an idea, let's paint Honk if you're gay on it and when he drives it people will honk.
After they had finished writting on the Hummer "H" came out.
"H": What are you two up too now"?
"Nothing "H"
H: I have to go too a meeting I'll be back later
Eric and Ryan watched in horror as "H" got into his Hummer.
E: Oh Christ said Eric we're in for it now"
R: OH! let's hide the marker on Stetler and "H" will blame him
E: okay".
At that moment they heard all this honking and "H" got out to see what people were staring at. all they could hear 2 seconds later was.....
H: S*T*E*T*L*E*R You're dead you pansy ass crossdressing looser
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RyanAddict
Rookie
LMFAO Luvingmyhoratio!!!
Ryan - I never thought I'd see the day when H acctually admitted he was wrong
Eric - What was he wrong about?
Ryan - He was wrong about being wrong!
Ryan - I never thought I'd see the day when H acctually admitted he was wrong
Eric - What was he wrong about?
Ryan - He was wrong about being wrong!
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!!!!!
Calleigh:uhh.....Guys?
Ryan and Eric: yes?
Calleigh:What the hell are you two doing!?!?
Ryan and Ericainting the hummer bright pink
Calleigh:you guys are in for it now!!!!
*H comes out and sees his precious hummer*
H:BETSY!!!!!! ERIC, RYAN!!!!!! you two are dead!!!!
*he chases them and they hide behind Alexx*
Alexxh no, Eric i'm not helping you...*she pushed him at H*
Eric:what!?! you protect Ryan but not me?
Alexx: Ryan is my little baby, he needs protecting, as for you....eh.
*H punches Eric for messing with Betsy but he doesn't dare go after Ryan with Alexx protectiung him* *Ryan smirks and chuckles as H continues to beat up Eric*
Ryan:thanks Alexx
Alexx:no problem, no one is gonna mess with my baby, not even Horatio.
Calleigh:uhh.....Guys?
Ryan and Eric: yes?
Calleigh:What the hell are you two doing!?!?
Ryan and Eric
ainting the hummer bright pinkCalleigh:you guys are in for it now!!!!
*H comes out and sees his precious hummer*
H:BETSY!!!!!! ERIC, RYAN!!!!!! you two are dead!!!!
*he chases them and they hide behind Alexx*
Alexx
h no, Eric i'm not helping you...*she pushed him at H*Eric:what!?! you protect Ryan but not me?
Alexx: Ryan is my little baby, he needs protecting, as for you....eh.
*H punches Eric for messing with Betsy but he doesn't dare go after Ryan with Alexx protectiung him* *Ryan smirks and chuckles as H continues to beat up Eric*
Ryan:thanks Alexx
Alexx:no problem, no one is gonna mess with my baby, not even Horatio.
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!!!
Ryan:hey
Eric:Hey Ryan, what's up?
Ryan:how come we can't keep a realtionship longer than a few days?
Ericrobably because every woman H dates ends up dead the next day!! LOL!!
Ryan:LOL!!! I just hope he doesn't date Calleigh or else we can start planning her funeral!! HAHA!!!
Eric:HAHA!! Like that would ever happen!!
Ryan:yeah, the day Calleigh and H go out is the day we close!!
Eric:so that's like...uh
Ryan:Never!!!!
*They both laugh hysterically*
Ryan:hey
Eric:Hey Ryan, what's up?
Ryan:how come we can't keep a realtionship longer than a few days?
Eric
robably because every woman H dates ends up dead the next day!! LOL!!Ryan:LOL!!! I just hope he doesn't date Calleigh or else we can start planning her funeral!! HAHA!!!
Eric:HAHA!! Like that would ever happen!!
Ryan:yeah, the day Calleigh and H go out is the day we close!!
Eric:so that's like...uh
Ryan:Never!!!!
*They both laugh hysterically*
EmeraldEyes06
Lab Technician
*raises eyebrow* Hmmm... I have something to say, but I'm not going to say it... *squeezes stress ball*
Here's one inspired by Rex Linn's failed Horatio impression! :lol:
FRANK: We... never... close... *tries to put on sunglasses, pokes his eye* Ow!!
RYAN: No way, this is how you do it! *puts on sunnies* We never close...
*Horatio walks in*
HORATIO: Mr. Wolfe...
RYAN: Eeepp! He started it!! *points at Frank*
FRANK: Did not!
RYAN: Did too!
FRANK: Did not!
RYAN: Did too!
HORATIO: SHUT THE *bleep* UP!! You are acting like *bleeping* kids! Don't make me *bleeping* whack you!! Blank, blank, blankety blank, you blanking blanker!!
FRANK AND RYAN: O_O
Here's one inspired by Rex Linn's failed Horatio impression! :lol:
FRANK: We... never... close... *tries to put on sunglasses, pokes his eye* Ow!!
RYAN: No way, this is how you do it! *puts on sunnies* We never close...
*Horatio walks in*
HORATIO: Mr. Wolfe...
RYAN: Eeepp! He started it!! *points at Frank*
FRANK: Did not!
RYAN: Did too!
FRANK: Did not!
RYAN: Did too!
HORATIO: SHUT THE *bleep* UP!! You are acting like *bleeping* kids! Don't make me *bleeping* whack you!! Blank, blank, blankety blank, you blanking blanker!!
FRANK AND RYAN: O_O
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