~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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CAL: Hey "H", how come Eric and Ryan can't get girlfreinds"?

H: "Gee Cal, Why"?

CAL: Because they don't have your hottness or sunnies". :lol: :lol:

H: Ohh!! Good one Calleigh, I love you. :cool:

Cal: me too. :D
 
Eric: Hey Ryan look what I found, a black hair piece.

Ryan: Oh!! let's go put it on Tripp and make him go ghetto".

*Tripp is standing behind Ryan*

"Put that any where near me Ryan and you'll be singing soprano"
 
*inspired by jonathan togo's impression of horatio.


RYAN: ACCHHHOOOO!
H: Mr. Wolfe is everything OK?
RYAN: I can't stop sneezing.ACCHOOOO!
H: That Mr. Wolfe, is because *puts on sunnies* it's allergy season. *walks away*
ERIC: :rolleyes:I could've told you that.
RYAN: Yeah Well you know H, he always has to be dramatic about it.


THIS WAS MY FIRST AND IT PROBABLY SUCKS.
 
Stetler: Hey,Cal"! "love that blouse", where did you get it girlfriend"?

Cal: "What the hell Stetler", can't you be a man for once".

Stetler: "Don't be nasty Calleigh, you is just jealous cause I got a man and you don't.

Horatio walks over and stands to the side, takes his glasses and as he puts them on he says....

"Stetler, I believe last nights leftovers is waiting for you at the city dump. *walks away*
 
H:my name is Caine *puts on sunnies* *puts hands on hips* Horatio Caine. I like my Tropicana shaken not stirred. Don't go anywhere near my Betsy Hummer. oh and don't even think about touching the sunnies. or you will pay!
 
Horatio: Calleigh, can you do me... a favor?
Calleigh: Sure, Horatio. What do you need?
Horatio: Please watch run the unit while I take a brief vacation.
Calleigh: Where are you going?
Horatio: I like standing on top of tall things looking out... with my hands on my hips. I booked a flight to go to Mount Everest.
 
Eric: "Hey H"! "Did you see this mornings review"?

H: "No"! "Why Eric"?

Eric: "Well there is a piece in there about you".

H: "Relly"! "What did it say"?

Eric: The famous Horatio Caine, has become the worlds newest Superhero". Then it goes on about how they want you to play Superman".

H: "Hmm!! puts on sunnies, turns to the side and says...
"Eric, give me that number, my producer awaits". :lol:
 
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ooooo *raises hand* I gottz one


Calleigh: (teaching a class) Can anyone explain what Trace is?

Ryan: (raises hand) OOOOh Oh ME mE MEEEEE!

Calleigh: Yes Ryan

Ryan: (Picks up paper with the words CSI Miami on it and another piece and traces the words and holds up the paper for the class to see) Trace.

Calleigh: *Face Palm*
 
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