~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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That song is Rockstar. :lol: By.. Nickelback? :D Nah, I just think yours is really funny, Need4Speed! And yours too, RyanAddict! :lol:
 
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It was Rockstar by Nickelback, Marns. Good job :D

Ryan:what's soap?

(if you didn't get it, Ryan has OCD. which means he has to have everything clean and organized, including himslef.)
 
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Eric and Ryan come outside and see"H"

Ryan: What the hell is "H" doing on his knees

Eric: Beats me look's like he's bowing or something.

Ryan: Hey "H", what are you doing bowing on your knees"?

"H": I'm worshiping my Hummer.
 
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*One day the Gang was playing Mini Golf*
Delko: I wonder how high I could hit the ball?
Speed: Why don't you shut up and just hit it?
*Delko swings the club back but instead of hitting the ball, he hits Speed.*
Delko:Sorry
Speed: Just hit the ball.
* Delko hits the ball*
Delko: I am going to follow it.
Delko: *in a singsong voice* Following the ball. Ooh a windmill. Speed!
Speed: What?
Delko: Look!
Speed: What?
Delko: It's a windmill!
Speed: Hey I have an idea. Why don't you go in there with the ball?
Delko: Okay I will.
*Delko tries to crawl in windmill*
Delko: Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.
Speed: *laughing*
Delko: It's not funny.
Speed: Yeah it is.
Delko: No, that thing hit me in the face.
Speed: Couldn't hurt it much.
 
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Cal goes into the break room: look at this place its a mess!
Ryan: so? just leave it someone else will get it!
 
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lol Midnight17 I can see Ryan looking like a slob lol

Ryan - Anyone seen Mr Wiggles?
Cal - Seen who?
Ryan - Mr Wiggles
Eric - Mr Wiggles?! * Laughs *
Ryan - Do not laugh!! I can't find him!!! H wants him
Cal - Why does H want Mr Wiggles?
Ryan - Because -
Eric - Because he wants a cuddle!!! * Laughs *
Ryan - I'll have you know H wants Mr Wiggles because he is H's sunglasses!
 
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HAHA these are great!!!

ok this is an internet conversation....

Wolfeman: hey guys
SexyDiver: hey
BulletGirl: Hey Ryan, hey Eric
Wolfeman: have any of u seen H?
BulletGirl: no
SexyDiver: he's probably cleaning his sunnies....
Wolfeman: LOL!!! He's way 2 obsessed w/ them!!
BulletGirl: HAHA!!! Yeah, sometimes i think he cares about his sunnies more than us!!!
H+SOJ:that's it!!! you're all fired!!!!
Wolfeman:what for?!?
H+SOJ:you were making fun of my sunnies!!!
SexyDiver:no we weren't!!! and how would u know anyways?
H+SOJ: Yes you were!!! the sunnies can sense it!!!!
Wolfeman: Fine!!! have fun doing labwork...
(Wolfeman has signed off)
SexyDiver: and diving for evidence!!!
(SexyDiver has signed off)
BulletGirl: and testing firearms!!!
(BulletGirl has signed off)
H+SOJ:Wait!! don't go!! i was kidding!!!
*later in the lab*
H: how the hell do i do this again? oh well....at least i still look cool!!!! *puts on sunnies*
 
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*Ryan is on the computer and Delko is looking over his shoulder.*
Delko: Wow...
Ryan: That thing can sure bounce....

*Calleigh walks in giving them a weird look.*
Calleigh: What are you guys looking at?
Delko: A kangaroo
Calleigh:Why?
Ryan: Because I want one.
Calleigh: You can't buy a kangaroo.
Delko: I bought a penguin once.
Calleigh: Where you would buy a penguin. Never mind Where are you going to keep a kangaroo?
Ryan: At my house. Duh.
Delko: But I get to babysit it.
Ryan: And we're naming it...............Horatio.
Calleigh: You know what? Sorry I asked. Good luck with that.

*Calleigh walks out*

Delko: Her loss.
 
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Hey, WeWantTOGO, where would they find sunglasses big enough for it?
 
RyanAddict said:
Ryan - I really really really need the loo
H - You'll have to wait
Ryan - H I am bursting I need to go and I can't wait a second longer
* Eric comes running *
Eric - Cals labcoat is on fire!
* Ryan steps forward *
Ryan - I'll put it out!
* They rush over *
Eric - How when you don't have any -
* Ryan pulls down his fly, aims, and fires *
Ryan - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eric - Wow he was so needing that
H - Oh, my, gosh.
Cal - Wow....... he's mind is like this big but his tools are like THIS big!
Click to expand...

*joins in laughing self to death* that was soooooo funny!
 
Thanks MacsGirlMel :D :D I have to admit I was giggling all over the place when I wrote that. Anyway :

* Horatio, Ryan, Eric and Cal are all at shooting practise *

Horatio - Shoot that target and you get a new gun
* Cal shoots target *
Horatio - Perfect Calleigh!!
* Eric shoots target *
Horatio - Excellent Eric!!
* Ryan shoots target *
Horatio - Lovely Ryan!
* A loud bang comes from behind the team and Ryan shoots his foot *
Ryan - * Falls to floor * OW!!!!!
Horatio - Get up silly boy! It's only a scratch!
Ryan - I SHOT MY F-ING FOOT!!
Horatio - And your problem is?! * Shoots his own foot and walks away tutting *
Cal and Eric - :O
Ryan - OW OW OW OW OW
 
HEHEHE!! that one made me go OMG!?!? H just shot his own foot and walks away?!? no screaming or anything!!! and poor Ryan *goes to fix Ryan's foot*

Ryan:I want to be H!!!
Eric:NO i want to be H!!!!
Ryan:no me!!!
Eric:no me!!!
Calleigh:what are you two fighting over!?!?!
Ryan:we can't decide who gets to be H for your Halloween party.
*H walks over* H:niether of you get to go as me. because niether of you are nearly cool enough, niether of you have cool sunnies and niether of you have awesome red hair....*puts on sunnies and walks away*
Ryan:wiat....i got an idea that'll make H crazy!!!!
*later at the party*
*H arrives as himself of course...he looks around the room to see that everyone is dressed like him sunnies and all*
H::eek: NNNOOOOOO!!!!!! what are you all doing!!!!! why....why are you all dressed like me!?!? *sob*
Ryan:we all wanted to be you...
H:NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!! my coolness is disappearing!!! *sob* too many pairs of sunnies!!!! :eek: i got to get out of here while i still can!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! :eek: *he runs out*
Everyone else:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ryan:HAHA that was the best prank we ever pulled on H!!!!
Eric:yeah and did you see his face!!!! HAHA!!! *he high fives Ryan*
 
Awwww they high fived!! I didn't see that one coming lol

H - Today we have a new CSI field agent. This is Hayley Lloyd. She'll be helping us on cases.
Me - Hello!
Ryan - Yay I'm not the new one
Eric - I can't take this * Walks away dragging Ryan with him *
Cal - * Shakes my hand * Hi. I gotta go process some evidence * Walks away tutting *
Me - What did I do?!
H - Smiled * Walks away *
Me - Damn * Puts glasses on like H *
H - NO COPYING!
Me - Oh flip!
 
haha!!! i loved the part with H!!! HEHEHE genius!!!! "No copying" haha!!!

*Ryan is reading a CSI: Miami book in the break room when Eric comes in*
Ryan:hey Eric!! check this out!!!!
Eric:what..is it a book about cleaning or something *he laughs*
Ryan:haha very funny. no it's a book about us!!!
Eric:what?
Ryan:yeah, they've got you and me described pretty well....
Eric:*he reads the descriptions* oh yeah they do.....
*Calleigh walks in* Cal:hey guys what are you reading...
Eric:it's a book about us!!! and they have you, me and Ryan described quite well...
Calleigh:*she reads it* oh yeah you're right...
*H walks in* H: what sre you reading....
Calleigh:it's a book about us...
H:*he reads his description* that is nothing like me at all...i don't go around with my hands on my hips, saying corny one liners while putting my sunnies on and of like 50 times a day....
Ryan:uhhh yeah you do.....
H:nuh-uh....Well I'll see you *puts on sunnies* later... *he walks out*
Eric:yeah he deffinatly does that.....
Cal:a little too much.... *they exchange looks of trying to hold back hysterical laughter*
*they burst out laughing* :lol:
 
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