~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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ha ha these are GREAT!!!!!!!!!! i love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh uhh here's one.....

Alexx:please don't tell me we just sent the body away with a complete stranger....
Speed: Alexx, we just sent the *She cuts him off*
Alexx:Timmy, I know.
*Eric snickers loudly*
Speed:What?!?
Eric:HEHE Timmy, She called you Timmy!!!!
Speed: so what, Timmy is a version of Tim.
Eric: but the way she says it makes it sound like you're 5 years old!!!! *falls over with laughter*
Speed: That's it Delko!!! You're so dead man!!!! *he chases Eric all over* *eric looks back to see if Speed is still chasing him and slams right into the wall, he gets up holding his nose as it bleeds*
Speed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Eric:*slightly muffled* oh shut up!!!!
Speed:HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHE!!!!! *falls over clutching his sides* :lol:
 
Still picking on poor Stetler:

Rick Stetler: I just thought of something...
Horatio: There is a first time for everything.
 
ha ha that is definatly something you wouldn't hear!!!!

ok how about

H: guys...i'm ditching the sunnies
Ryan,Eric,Cal: :eek: *gasp*
H; it's just too much of a hassel to keep putting them on and off on and off. i think i'm gonna go with hats.*throws sunnies on the floor and walks out*
*Ryan runs and picks them up* Ryan: YES!!!! finally i have them!!!!!! the "sunnies of Justice"!!!! They are mine!!!! muahahahahah. now i can be *put them on* Super Ryan and the H-moblie is now the Wolfe-Mobile!!!!!!
Eric, Cal: :eek:
 
lol the Wolfe mobile ha ha ha
(continuing)

Ryan: and it will have a wolf on the front and it will
Eric: *hits ryan on the head*
Ryan: *falls down cartoon style(little ducks circling his head)*
Eric: *picks up sunnies and laughs evilly* he he he
Cal: uhhh :eek:
 
CSI MIAMI CHAT
speed: so, our vics mom is the rapist.
redhead: ew! sicko. miami is crazay
lampchop: erm, can we please not take our work home with us?
redhead: ur at home? holy crap i'm just on the CODIS comp.
lambchop: that thing has internet?
redhead: yuppers. dial-up tho
lambchop: oh. then nvm.
*beeps heard*
Wolf-Man: hey guys.
speed: oh i better go now, CSI Las Vegas came on...
redhead: oh yeah, i love that show, i better go too.
*redhead and speed log off*
Wolf-Man: So Cal, whatcha doing tonight?
*lambchop logs out*
Wolf-Man: :'(
 
:lol: You guys are great! New epi on tonight! I'm hyper.

*Ryan finds H's shades on the table and puts them on*
Ryan: (imatates H)I am Super H. All criminals must fear me and my Sunglasses of Justice!
*H sees him and walks in*
Ryan: I can explain...
H shoots him.
H: Don't touch my sunglasses.
 
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