~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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LOL!!!! THEY ALL MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I WAS CRYING. MY IMAGINATION TAKES IT TO THE EXTREAME LMAO!!!
Since this is Quotes you won't hear, don't take this into affence as it like just a joke and well erm it sounded so cool in my head

Ryan walks past H's office and hears sounds. So he puts his ear against the door.
Cal - Ouch Horatio not so ruff!
H - What? Don't you want -
Cal - Shut up and get on with it!
H - Okay okay just let me -
Cal - OW!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!
H - Not to ruff alright alright I just trying to help
Cal - Help?! Your gonna give me a mental break down! I've never done this before!
Ryan - * Whisper - I've heard enough ew! - Whisper *
Ryan walks in and sees a pole stuck in cement. H and Cal are trying to pull it out
H - What?
Ryan - Erm... I just.... I just thought I heard.... oh nothing
Ryan walks out
Cal - Hehehe....
 
ha ha LMAO these are great. i love this thread!!!!!!!!

ok here's one. it's a cross over with POTC.

*the team is at the docks*
Eric: I'm telling you guys!!! there are no old fashioned pirates in Miami!!!!!
Ryan: Yes there is!!! i saw one!!!
Calleigh: you saw one????
Ryan: yes!!!
*H is standing there talking to Jack Sparrow*
Jack:are they going at it againg about the whole pirate thing??
H: yes.
Jack: want me to settle this?
H: sure.
Jack: hey guys.
*they all look*
Eric:i don't believe it!!
Ryan:HA HA i told you. i'm smart, you're dumb. i'm right, you're wrong. any questions? *sticks tounge out at Eric*
Eric: stop bragging *pushes Ryan in the water but Ryan grabs Eric and pulls him in*
Jack:(to H) so these are the mature, responsible CSIs you were telling me about?
H: uhhhhhh........no......ok yes. but i may have stretched the truth...just a bit.
Jack:o_O
 
oo ooh *raises hand* I got one

Cal: *cries*
Ryan: whats wrong Calleigh
Cal: I broke a nail


lol btw all the others are so funny i just spent my whole day reading through this whole forum lol

my favorite was the one where Ryan was sliding in the hallway :) lol so funny
 
^^ :lol:

Ryan: Ok, i crashed the Hummer.
Speed: Bummer.
Cal: The H2 will be funner.
Eric: And we can drive it in the summer!
*Horatio runs in*
Horatio: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY H-MOBILE?!
Cal: Oh Horatio, you broke the chain!
Horatio: The what now?
 
^
^ LMAO

H - Ryan, have you seen Daisy?
Ryan - Daisy....
Cal - You mean this daisy? * Winks at H *
H - No no no I mean...
Eric - This Daisy? * Shows flower *
H - No no I mean -
Alexx - This daisy? * Shows dog *
H - NO NO NO!!!!! MY CAR!!! MY HUMMER!!!
Ryan - Oh erm...
Cal - Well Eric kinda-
Eric - Cleaned it. Took it to a special place
H - Right...
Alexx - He crashed it
Ryan - and now it's at a dumping ground
H - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * cough cough * NOOO
NOOOO

Crap yes I know
 
:lol: It's funny, but it streched the screen. Maybe you should edit it. I'm just trying to save time for mods,
I think they have enough to do.
 
i dont know how you guys get your inspiration from
everytime i try and make one of these quotes i get jammed in my head
 
This will sound weird but i just qualified today so it is all i can think about.

Eric and H are in the break room when Cal suddenly storms in
Cal: Why did u not tell me?
Ryan follows her in looking scared
Ryan: I couldnt help it she made me tell her.
H: What is going on?
Everyone looks at Eric who starts to edge towards the door
Eric: I...I...was go...going to...to tell...to tell you!
H: (slowly) Tell us what?
Eric: I...I...have a...a new job for...for when i am not...not working here
H: (slowly)doing what?
Eri: (mumbles) lifeguard
H: What? I cant hear u!
Eric: Lifeguard
Everyone laughs and Eric runs away
 
Hahahaha poor Eric!

* Eric and Ryan are in the locker room *
Eric - I want to tell you a secret
Ryan - Okayy
Eric - You can't tell anyone
Ryan - Right I won't
Eric - Well, erm, Calleigh tryed to kiss me last night
Ryan - What? Really? Wicked maan
* Calleigh walks in from behind locker *
Cal - So not true. He's only saying that because I said he was gay!
Eric - I am not!
Cal - You wanna start a fight with me little man?
Eric - Yeah little girl!!
* Ryan moves to other side of room before he gets hurt *
Eric - Bring it on!
* Calleigh does the Matrix moves on Eric *
Ryan - Wow that was good
Cal - Thanks. Now Eric, try to put the moves on me again and it will come back worse
Eric - * on the floor groaning * Yes mam
Cal - What did you just say?!
Eric - Nothing * Groan *

Crap I know
 
xTriggerx you liked that one??? COOL!!

Erm heres another one

Cal - Like my new top?
Ryan - Yeah it's... hot and
Eric - SEXY!!!
* H walks in hearing the convo *
H - Now guys it can't be... WOW CAL YOU LOOK SO FINE!! GIMME SOME OF THAT
Cal - o_O
Ryan - o_O
Eric - You go H that's the spirit!!!!
Cal - * Slaps Eric * Behave!
Eric - Thanks I needed that
Cal - * Slaps * PERV!!!
H - But baby... you look so fine...
* Cal does the matrix on H *
Cal - Hmph!
 
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