~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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i saw in the newspaper that they were bringing out new shades that can change colour so...

H walks in with new shades on.
Eric: H what happened to ur shades??
H: thewse ones are much cooler watch *makes them change colour*
Eric: o_O
*H leaves the room as caleigh enters
Cal: Why is H wearing pink sunnies??
 
*In the hummer*

Horatio: It's a bird...it's a plane...it's the superHmobile!
Eric: Uh, H...
H: I have powers and abilities far beyond any mortal man
Eric: H?
H: What is it?
Eric: Watch out for that...*bang, crash* TREE!
 
Stetler walks in the lab.
Horatio snaps fingers, Natalia, Valera and Calleigh come out in skin-tight, cleavage exposing vinyl suits.
Horatio: Get 'im girls.
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:lol: I laughed out loud at that. :lol: Good one Lilly!

Here's my (pathetic) try.

Eric: Hey Cal, can i have 10 grand?
Cal: What for?
Eric: Still haven't paid the 20 tho off.
Cal: ...then why are you only asking for 10?
Eric: *looks downward, digs toe into ground*
Cal: *gasp* Eric Delkotorsky! Not again!
Eric: But Ryan will do anything for me!!
Cal: You know how easily persuaded he his!

Oy vey.
 
*Ryan and Eric walk down the hallway, suddenly there is a big crash.*
H:Oww..
Ryan: Was that...Was that Horatio?
Eric: I don't know. It sounded like it. *They walk into the trace lab, only to find Horatio lying on the floor, with his shirt ripped, and bent in a awkard position.* Um, H, what were you doing?
*Horatio points to the skateboard broken in half*I was trying to do a double finger flip. I think I ended up breaking my finger instead. *cries*

I'm bad at this.
 
Maybe, maybe not, doesn't matter you still made me laugh. :lol: Your sig.

Horatio: Oops.

Speed: The evidence is radioactive.
Horatio: All right, hand me a lab coat.
Team: *jaws drop*
Horatio: ...what?
 
:lol: you guys are great! here's a new one.

H is asleep at his desk.
Ryan walks in.

Ryan: H what are you doing?! We have criminals to catch!
H: *snores*
Ryan: H? Wake up!
*H wakes as if from a bad dream*
H: It can't be done! Nobody can keep the city open 24/7!
Even bad guys have to sleep once in a while!
Ryan: *smacks H in the back of the head*
H: Thanks, I feel better now! Let's go get them.
 
Right heres a crap first time

* Horatio is sitting in the break room, blanket wrapped round his shoulders *
H - * Sneeze *
* Ryan walks into room *
H - * Sneeze *
Ryan - Erm H? Go home. I mean your sick and need rest.
H - * Sneeze, sneeze * NEVER! I WILL NOT GET INTO THIS VIRUS!! Besides, Alexx is looking after me
Ryan - And I bet she suggested you go home right ?
* Alexx walks in *
Alexx - No acctually because I know what caused this sudden sneezing..
* Alexx pulls out Horatio's shades and puts them on him *
Ryan - o_O
* Horatio jumps up and does a stance like superman *
H - I AM BACK AND READY FOR ACTION!! SUPER SUNNIES ARE BACK AND THE SNEEZES * Blows nose * GONE FOR EVER!!!!!!!!
* Eric runs in with water gun and sprays H's shades off his face *
H - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * cough cough, gasp * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eric - Mwhahahahahahahahahahaa! * Does hi-five with Ryan *
Ryan - WE WIN WOOT WOOT WOOT!!! WE WON THE GAME!!!!
* Horatio is sneezing and flitching on the floor *
Ryan - H?
Eric - H? It was a game... H?
Alexx - Call 911 I think he is really having a sneezing fit!!

It looked and sounded better in my head but ya know.

Edited by mod as it stretched the screen ;)
 
Lol thanks midnight I love everyones

Heres another

* H is holding a case and is about to walk away when..*
Eric - Where do you think your going?
* H turns around *
H - Oh nothing, just erm going home.. yeah going home
* H begins to walk backwards and bumps into someone *
Cal - H don't lie to us you've been acting strange all week
* H now turns and starts walking backwards again *
H - I'm not lieing I swear I just erm... am going home!
* H bumps into someone else *
Ryan - Whatever. If your going home what's in the case?
* H turns and walks backwards *
H - Just erm some files yes files
* H bumps into someone else *
Alexx - Yes so then you won't mind someone taking a look then will you?
* H looks around trying to see somewhere to escape *
Ryan - Your cornered
Eric - You won't get away -
Cal - Till you show us what's in the case
Alexx - Just show us Horatio we just want to know!
H - OH FINE! * Opens case and sunglass shaped cookies fall out * I'VE BEEN STEALING THESE FROM THE CAFE ALL WEEK.... THERE SO YUMMY AND TASTY!
Alexx - Alright but where are your real shades?
H - My sunnies?
Cal - Yes your sunnies
H - .....
Eric - Well?
H - I ATE THEM
Alexx - YOU DID WHAT?
H - Ate them. The cookies were nice so I wanted to see what my sunnies would taste like...
Ryan - Okay it's offical. He is nuts. I told you we should have booked him a place in the crazy hospital while it had room!
Eric - I already did * Whistles *
* Two strong men come and hook arms with H, dragging him backwards *
H - DON'T DO THIS TO ME!! ALEXX BABY PLEASE. CAL HONEY DON'T DO THIS. ARRRGGGHHHHH ERIC I WILL SHOOT YOOOOU!!! RYAN I WILL SMACK YOU!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cal - Well I feel bad now but he needs help
Alexx - Yes well I need to do an autopsy. See ya!
* Alexx walks away *
Eric - Well we need a new boss
* Ryan pulls out a pair of shades and puts them on like H *
Ryan - Let's get to work!
* All 3 of them bend down and start clearing up the mess of cookies *

Hahaha it's good when you imagin it... well I think it is lol
 
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