~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~
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cainesugar
Coroner
^ I like Ryan. Don't go dissing Ryan. 
Ah, Jk. But I do like him.
Eric, Ryan and Calleigh walk into the lab, and see Horatio running a fingerprint.
Eric: What...happened?
Ryan: He's...doing...
Calleigh: ...work...
On a similar note...
Eric and Ryan walk into a dump.
Eric: What are we looking for?
Ryan: The victim's body. Suspect claimed he dumped her here.
Eric: *shifting through garbage* Oh my God. Ryan, get over here.
Ryan: *walks over* What the...
Eric: H used to do labwork. We all wondered where the labcoats were.
They stare at a huge car stuffed with Horatio's labcoats, laying under all the debris.
I'm tired. :lol:
Ah, Jk. But I do like him.
Eric, Ryan and Calleigh walk into the lab, and see Horatio running a fingerprint.
Eric: What...happened?
Ryan: He's...doing...
Calleigh: ...work...
On a similar note...
Eric and Ryan walk into a dump.
Eric: What are we looking for?
Ryan: The victim's body. Suspect claimed he dumped her here.
Eric: *shifting through garbage* Oh my God. Ryan, get over here.
Ryan: *walks over* What the...
Eric: H used to do labwork. We all wondered where the labcoats were.
They stare at a huge car stuffed with Horatio's labcoats, laying under all the debris.
I'm tired. :lol:
So sorry Lilly.
OMG those 2 were hilarious!! :lol: Good ones Lil!
Horatio: You know what? We should become a league.
Everyone: ....What?
Horatio: *dramaticly* Introducing...the league of CSI's. We'll travel country to country, across the seas and ocean, through that galaxy solving crimes like never before! And plus, we get free dental.
Everyone: *backs off slowly*
Ok, that didn't make sense and it wasn't funny. I apoligize. :lol:
Eric: I STOLE A STAPLER FROM STETLER'S OFFICE!! *laughs manicly*
Eric: Speed, your such a doorknob.
Speed: But Calleigh called me a jerk.
Eric: ....
Speed: What am i? A doorknob or a jerk?? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS PEOPLE!!
I'm sucking it. :lol:
OMG those 2 were hilarious!! :lol: Good ones Lil!
Horatio: You know what? We should become a league.
Everyone: ....What?
Horatio: *dramaticly* Introducing...the league of CSI's. We'll travel country to country, across the seas and ocean, through that galaxy solving crimes like never before! And plus, we get free dental.
Everyone: *backs off slowly*
Ok, that didn't make sense and it wasn't funny. I apoligize. :lol:
Eric: I STOLE A STAPLER FROM STETLER'S OFFICE!! *laughs manicly*
Eric: Speed, your such a doorknob.
Speed: But Calleigh called me a jerk.
Eric: ....
Speed: What am i? A doorknob or a jerk?? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS PEOPLE!!
I'm sucking it. :lol:
HellsBells
Tormenting Camp Counselors
On another note.
*Ryan and Eric are walking down the halls. Ryan tiptoes.
Ryan: Sssh.... be vewy vewy quiet. We hunting Callieghs.
Eric: DUDE. What have I told you about watching Looney Tunes?
Ryan: Ssh.. Or else it'll be Eric season.
cainesugar
Coroner
:lol: Good one.
IAB men approach Crime Lab.
Horatio: *holding sniper*
Eric: *looking through binoculars* Now, H.
Horatio: *shoots*
Stetler falls, IAB men draw guns.
Horatio: DIE, ALL YEH! I hit 'em, Eric!
Ah gosh I suck.
HellsBells
Tormenting Camp Counselors
^^Actually that was quite funny.
Calleigh: Hmmm... which gun should I use today...
On second thought. I actually can see her saying that...
Calleigh: Hmmm... which gun should I use today...
On second thought. I actually can see her saying that...
MacsGirlMel
Mac's Personal Assistant
Calleigh: Oh my...HORATIO???
Eric: You look so cute...
Horatio: I'm never doing undercover work again! This *was* New York's case, now it's ours too...
Calleigh: Well you do have great legs... Oh here's the NY guy working with you...
Flack: Why did I let Mac talk me into this??? If there are any pictures from this, I want them burned so Messer can't get hold of them
(I just saw DC's drag pic in his thread and this came to mind lol...Flack was a last minute addition though)
Eric: You look so cute...
Horatio: I'm never doing undercover work again! This *was* New York's case, now it's ours too...
Calleigh: Well you do have great legs... Oh here's the NY guy working with you...
Flack: Why did I let Mac talk me into this??? If there are any pictures from this, I want them burned so Messer can't get hold of them
(I just saw DC's drag pic in his thread and this came to mind lol...Flack was a last minute addition though)
bird_of_flame
Police Officer
Ryan: *stumbles around with his eyes closed* Marco?
Eric: *ducking under desk* Polo.
Ryan: *moving towards desk* Marco?
Eric: *moving towards door* Polo.
Ryan: *hears a noise and dives towards the door* MARCO!
*Eric dodges Ryan, who tackles Horatio to the ground instead. Ryan opens his eyes*
Horatio: *takes off glasses* Polo.
*Ryan runs away screaming*
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*Eric and Ryan are in a crowded hallway at the lab*
Eric: *shouting* OH MAN RYAN! DID YOU JUST FART?
*Everyone truns to Ryan, and then plug their noses and disperse*
Ryan: I did not fart.
Eric: Yeah, but it cleared the hallway.
Yeah, I'm tired right now...
Eric: *ducking under desk* Polo.
Ryan: *moving towards desk* Marco?
Eric: *moving towards door* Polo.
Ryan: *hears a noise and dives towards the door* MARCO!
*Eric dodges Ryan, who tackles Horatio to the ground instead. Ryan opens his eyes*
Horatio: *takes off glasses* Polo.
*Ryan runs away screaming*
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*Eric and Ryan are in a crowded hallway at the lab*
Eric: *shouting* OH MAN RYAN! DID YOU JUST FART?
*Everyone truns to Ryan, and then plug their noses and disperse*
Ryan: I did not fart.
Eric: Yeah, but it cleared the hallway.
Yeah, I'm tired right now...
csimiamiadict
Hit and Run
lol! you guys are so funny
after eric is discharged from the hospital and back to work...
hortio:eric what are you doing??
eric:i brought you some muffins!
h:muffins?!?!?eric what is wrong with you
eric:i just want you to feel appriacated(sp?) after all, you work like a man who's wife is dead and has nothing better to do in his life.muffin??
hto himself) alexx wasn't liying when she said he was different...hey eric toss me a muffin
that was my first try...ick
after eric is discharged from the hospital and back to work...
hortio:eric what are you doing??
eric:i brought you some muffins!
h:muffins?!?!?eric what is wrong with you
eric:i just want you to feel appriacated(sp?) after all, you work like a man who's wife is dead and has nothing better to do in his life.muffin??
h
to himself) alexx wasn't liying when she said he was different...hey eric toss me a muffinthat was my first try...ick
bird_of_flame
Police Officer
Horatio: Behold: Excalibur! *puts on his sunglasses*
Calleigh: … You gave a name to your sunglasses?
Horatio: Quiet you.
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Ryan: *standing on the hood of the Hummer* I’m king of the world!
*Calleigh walks by*
Ryan: Come on up Calleigh; you can be Rose.
Calleigh: Yea-no.
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Cop1: This is bad.
Cop2: Otis is back in town.
Cop1: We need to use the H signal.
*Cop2 nods and turns on a search light. It shines brightly against the night sky, and forms the shape of a pair of sunglasses*
On that note…
Horatio: To the Hummermobile!
Calleigh: … You gave a name to your sunglasses?
Horatio: Quiet you.
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Ryan: *standing on the hood of the Hummer* I’m king of the world!
*Calleigh walks by*
Ryan: Come on up Calleigh; you can be Rose.
Calleigh: Yea-no.
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Cop1: This is bad.
Cop2: Otis is back in town.
Cop1: We need to use the H signal.
*Cop2 nods and turns on a search light. It shines brightly against the night sky, and forms the shape of a pair of sunglasses*
On that note…
Horatio: To the Hummermobile!
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