~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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*stetler walks past Eric, Calleigh, and Ryan*
Calleigh: Hey Stalker
Stetler: What did you say?
Eric: She said "Hey Stetler"
Stetler: Oh. Hello.
E R C *Snickers*: Bye Stalker
 
*Eric comes in and everyone looks at him*
Horatio: Why are you dressed that way?
Ryan: Oh boy...
Calleigh: It's get DRESSED, not get a DRESS
Eric: I guess my brain is hurt worse than thought...

ok it sounded better in my head...
 
^^ Bwhahahaha! Horatio never gets sick. :lol:

*Calleigh and Eric play tug of war with a pair of sunglasses*
Calleigh: MINE!
Eric: MINE!
Calleigh: No, MINE!
Eric: No! MINE!
Ryan: Psst, Frank, what the heck are they fighting about?
Frank: Horatio went out and left his sunglassees; they're fighting over who gets to wear them first.
*A loud crack is heard; the glasses fall to the floor, broken in half*
Frank: ... Well, you guys are screwed.
 
Calleigh: Where's Horatio, I need to talk to him?
Eric: He's off sick
Calleigh: *faints*
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Tcchh, that's impossible....

Frank: Horatio went out and left his sunglassees; they're fighting over who gets to wear them first.
*A loud crack is heard; the glasses fall to the floor, broken in half*
Frank: ... Well, you guys are screwed.
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:lol:
 
Eric: Hey Speed! What you doing??
Speed: What does it look like?
Eric: I dunno, looking up porn.
Speed: *slaps Eric upside the head* No, it is called looking for a fingerprint match
Eric: *rubs head* Oh....
 
SpeedleCSIMiami said:
Eric: Hey Speed! What you doing??
Speed: What does it look like?
Eric: I dunno, looking up porn.
Speed: *slaps Eric upside the head* No, it is called looking for a fingerprint match
Eric: *rubs head* Oh....
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porn...left hand? where is eric's mind? lol :)
 
Ohh, Eric, get your mind out of the gutter :lol:.

*Horatio and Eric are driving the Hummer in a police pursuit*
Eric: We’re losing him H!
Horatio: Prepare for light speed!
Eric: Light speed?
Horatio: No, no, light speed is too slow.
Eric: What the heck are you talking about?
Horatio: We’ll have to go right to… Ludicrous Speed!
*Horatio pulls lever*
Eric: H, I think you’ve been watching too manIEEEEE!!!!! *Eric screams as the Hummer zooms to ludicrous speed*

I have Spaceballs on the brain. :D
 
*Ryan walks by the lab. Eric is currently running tire tracks. Ryan runs to the doorway*:Bugga buga BUGA! *hides behind glass.*
Eric: I can still see you.
*Ryan goes wide eyed*: Crap! *runs away*
Eric: What IS he inhailing these days?

:p Sorry. I suck. It was just funny to me because I wanted to do that at work today.
 
hehe...:lol:

H: Mr. Wolf, what are you doing?
Ryan: I'm playing violent vidoegames like you told me to.
H: That was last season, you idoit!
Ryan: What are you talking about? :confused:
H: *blinks* I don't know... just stop playing games on county time.
 
*Horatio and Eric are driving the Hummer in a police pursuit*
Eric: We’re losing him H!
Horatio: Prepare for light speed!
Eric: Light speed?
Horatio: No, no, light speed is too slow.
Eric: What the heck are you talking about?
Horatio: We’ll have to go right to… Ludicrous Speed!
*Horatio pulls lever*
Eric: H, I think you’ve been watching too manIEEEEE!!!!! *Eric screams as the Hummer zooms to ludicrous speed*
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ha, i got dizzy just reading about it.
 
[Horatio and Stetler fighting loudly in the background]
Speed: Trouble in paradise.
Eric: *looks around* Where?
Speed: 2 o'clock.
Eric: I don't have a watch.
Speed: No, 2 o'clock you doorknob.
Eric: ....
Speed: Look to the right.
Eric: Your right or my right?
Speed: *punches*
 
^^^^that awesome! I love it how Speed calls Eric a doornknob.

H: Mr. Wolfe where is your gloves
Ryan: They make my hands all sweaty....like ewwww I am not wearing them anymore
*H throws gloves at him*
H: Take it like a man and wear them or you're fired!
 
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