~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~
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CSI_Slasher
Witness
XD Poor Ryan.
*a few days after the 'Playgun' incident*
H: *pulls an AK-47 from the back of his Hummer* Eric, could you please take this to Calleigh in...Eric?
Eric: *lying on the ground with a nosebleed and big...eyes XD*
H: *pulls shades off and looks at Eric* What...........the hell?
CSI_Slasher
Witness
XD
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Ryan: *dances through the lab* *shakes booty in front of Ballistics*
Cal: *looks up from her Playgun centerfold* What tha HELL?
H: I think Eric getting fired made him happy...
CSI_Slasher
Witness
XD
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Eric: NOOO!!
Cal: Huuh?
Eric: I'll never have a girlfriend again!! I laughed my ass off!!
Cal: Well, it was your best feature...
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Eric: NOOO!!
Cal: Huuh?
Eric: I'll never have a girlfriend again!! I laughed my ass off!!
Cal: Well, it was your best feature...
CSI_CSIMiamifan
Prime Suspect
haha, nice. poor eric. lol
these ones are similar to some used in the past, but i'm trying to make them a little different.
*CSI's are having a break together in the conference room*
Horatio: "I hate this job! And these glasses! And that stupid hummer!"
Eric: "I hate swimming! I don't even know how to swim!"
Calleigh: "Can someone help me in the ballistics lab? I can't get the gun to work. God, I hate guns!"
Alexx: "I hate you all! You're the worst team ever! Can I get transferred to a better team? I wanna work with the BEST!"
Ryan: "I love you Eric! Calleigh, i hate you! Go find a new lover!"
these ones are similar to some used in the past, but i'm trying to make them a little different.
*CSI's are having a break together in the conference room*
Horatio: "I hate this job! And these glasses! And that stupid hummer!"
Eric: "I hate swimming! I don't even know how to swim!"
Calleigh: "Can someone help me in the ballistics lab? I can't get the gun to work. God, I hate guns!"
Alexx: "I hate you all! You're the worst team ever! Can I get transferred to a better team? I wanna work with the BEST!"
Ryan: "I love you Eric! Calleigh, i hate you! Go find a new lover!"
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Whoops. Sorry Thumpy! Won't happen again!
Ryan: Eric, i have something to tell you.
Eric: What?
Ryan: I'm going to dinner with Natalia. Apparently.
Eric: What do you mean 'apparently'?
Ryan: Apparently she knows that i would say yes after she buys me 5 beers.
Eric: .....just 5?
Ryan: Eric, i have something to tell you.
Eric: What?
Ryan: I'm going to dinner with Natalia. Apparently.
Eric: What do you mean 'apparently'?
Ryan: Apparently she knows that i would say yes after she buys me 5 beers.
Eric: .....just 5?
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Calleigh: (in the B lab) One bullet, two bullets, three bullets four. I'm going to shoot you Stetler for crushing my baby toe.
Stetler: ( walks in) Calleigh do you have that repot for me?
Calleigh: "No" but i have something else for you.
Stetler: and what might that be?
Calleigh: (bang,bang,bang,bang) that's for my baby toe.
Stetler: ( walks in) Calleigh do you have that repot for me?
Calleigh: "No" but i have something else for you.
Stetler: and what might that be?
Calleigh: (bang,bang,bang,bang) that's for my baby toe.
CSI_Slasher
Witness
XD
H: *waltzing around his office with his suit coat*
Cal: *walks in**looks at CD player* Dang H, I didn't nkow you liked Barry White!
H: *freezes**turns around**eyes get big* Aheeh.....hey Cal...
Yeah...can you tell that I just read the DuCaine stories over in the fic section?
H: *waltzing around his office with his suit coat*
Cal: *walks in**looks at CD player* Dang H, I didn't nkow you liked Barry White!
H: *freezes**turns around**eyes get big* Aheeh.....hey Cal...
Yeah...can you tell that I just read the DuCaine stories over in the fic section?
HoratioandYelina
Rookie
Speed walks into ballistics lab, where Calleigh gives him a pouty look.
S- What?
C- ( complete baby voice and baby face) * holds out gun* It won't work.
S- you must be joking. * Calleigh shakes the gun* fine. Oh you didn't put a bullet in. * walks down to test range and pulls the trigger, nothing.* uhhh you try.
Calleigh pulls trigger and gun fires perfectly.
C- thanks!
S- What?
C- ( complete baby voice and baby face) * holds out gun* It won't work.
S- you must be joking. * Calleigh shakes the gun* fine. Oh you didn't put a bullet in. * walks down to test range and pulls the trigger, nothing.* uhhh you try.
Calleigh pulls trigger and gun fires perfectly.
C- thanks!
Yeah i just posted a a reply over there mentioning Barry White. :lol:
Speed: *bursts in door panting*
Eric: Speed! What are you running from....
Speed: *looks back franticly* ....My past....oh shit! *starts running*
Eric: .....*starts running after*
I no it's weird, i just pictured it in my head and it was funny.
HoratioandYelina
Rookie
Speed walks into ballistics lab, where Calleigh gives him a pouty look.
S- What?
C- ( complete baby voice and baby face) * holds out gun* I can’t work it.
S- you must be joking. * Calleigh shakes the gun* fine. Oh you didn't put a bullet in. * walks down to test range and pulls the trigger, nothing.* uhhh maybe you should try.
Calleigh pulls trigger and gun fires perfectly.
C- thanks! * walks away happily*
S- I think I’m jinxed.
S- What?
C- ( complete baby voice and baby face) * holds out gun* I can’t work it.
S- you must be joking. * Calleigh shakes the gun* fine. Oh you didn't put a bullet in. * walks down to test range and pulls the trigger, nothing.* uhhh maybe you should try.
Calleigh pulls trigger and gun fires perfectly.
C- thanks! * walks away happily*
S- I think I’m jinxed.
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