~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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Hunter said:
....i don't get it....
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in Hamlet the main character is holding his friend's skull and talking to it. I believe the friend's name is Horatio
That's what Eric Eric is doing with H's skull (hence the
sunglasses) when Calligh & Ryan walk in
 
Yes your right! I remember reading that! Hamlets best friends was called Horatio.

And if you recall the episode 'Dead Woman Walking', they mention that. The lady is talking to Horatio and says "Did you know Horatio was the first CSI?" And she goes on explaining how when Hamlet was poisoned, he wanted Horatio to tell the world who killed him. Or something like that. :)
 
Leftyguitar said:
in Hamlet the main character is holding his friend's skull and talking to it. I believe the friend's name is Horatio
That's what Eric Eric is doing with H's skull (hence the
sunglasses) when Calligh & Ryan walk in
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Horatio didn't die in Hamlet. Hamlet did XD It was a court jester's skull (Yorick)


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Eric: Ryan, can I borrow a sweatervest?
Ryan: Dude, I burned all those things!!
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H: I'm tired of the 'flaming hair' comments. I'm dying my hair black and becoming gothic.
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Cal: *to psychiatrist* Well, my fear of guns all started when I was 2...
 
Eric: Ryan, can I borrow a sweatervest?
Ryan: Dude, I burned all those things!!
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H: I'm tired of the 'flaming hair' comments. I'm dying my hair black and becoming gothic.
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Cal: *to psychiatrist* Well, my fear of guns all started when I was 2...
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LMAO!! Oh those are great! :lol:

Horatio, you are NOT tired of those comments and YOU WILL NEVER dye your hair black!

I can just see a indian cheif calling him 'Fire Hair' or something. :lol:

Love the Cal one! :lol:
 
Hunter and Lefty, the line from Hamlet is:
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."

Which reminds me:

Calleigh: Alas, poor Warrick! I knew him from the Las Vegas team, Horatio.
 
Speed: OMEGA3 showed up on the charts.
Cal: What's OMEGA3?
Speed: It's like MP3 but not as good sound.
*crickets chirp*
Speed: Ok so i suck at jokes. Sue me.
 
XD Good idea. (the fire-hair thing)

*H is standing outside an interview room fuming*
Cal: What's going on?
H: That indian chief! I told him I was a LT., and he called me Chief Fire-Head!!!
Ry and Eric: *gigglesnort*
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*Alexx is shown sliding around the morgue dancing with a skeleton*
Speed: Ehrm...ok.....
Cal and Eric: o_O
H: *pulls shades down and looks over the tops*
 
CSI_Slasher said:
Leftyguitar said:
in Hamlet the main character is holding his friend's skull and talking to it. I believe the friend's name is Horatio
That's what Eric Eric is doing with H's skull (hence the
sunglasses) when Calligh & Ryan walk in
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Horatio didn't die in Hamlet. Hamlet did XD It was a court jester's skull (Yorick)


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Eric: Ryan, can I borrow a sweatervest?
Ryan: Dude, I burned all those things!!
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H: I'm tired of the 'flaming hair' comments. I'm dying my hair black and becoming gothic.
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Cal: *to psychiatrist* Well, my fear of guns all started when I was 2...
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my mistake haven't read Shakesphere for quite a while.
maybe I should have paid more attetion in high school english
 
I like the Hamlet ones, I did one myself but it was in the LV thread. Something like this one but I forget now exactly what it was.

Horatio: *takes off shades, watches Alexx looking at body* It looks like your guy, Gil
Gil: Alas, poor Warrick, I knew him Horatio
 
*ryan singing* Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gonna do when we come for you.
Eric: Why are you singing that song??
Ryan: I was thinking of trying out for American Idol with that song.
Eric: Do me a favor. Don't quit your day job.
 
*ryan singing* Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gonna do when we come for you.
Eric: Why are you singing that song??
Ryan: I was thinking of trying out for American Idol with that song.
Eric: Do me a favor. Don't quit your day job.
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in continuation to speedlecsimiami:

*long pause*
Eric: On second thought, go for your dreams Ryan and quit your day job!
 
*long pause*
Eric: On second thought, go for your dreams Ryan and quit your day job!
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Oh i'm for that. :lol:

*Alexx is shown sliding around the morgue dancing with a skeleton*
Speed: Ehrm...ok.....
Cal and Eric: o_O
H: *pulls shades down and looks over the tops*
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For some reason, i can see that. The visual. :lol:

Horatio: I'm Fire-Hair.
Calleigh: I'm Lion-Mane.
Speed: ...I'm That-Grumpy-Guy.
Eric: I thought they called you an Jack-Ass?
Speed: Shut up! What are you?
Eric: Guy-With-Evil-Twin.
 
Eric:(sees her in black leather bra and chaps. "Calleigh" what are you doing posing like that in the gun locker?

Calleigh: I'm practicing Eric, I've been asked to be the centerfold for Playgun Magazine.

Eric: "WOW"
 
^continuation

Cal: *turns around and winks at Eric*
Eric: Guh...*thud*
Cal: *thinks he was talking about the AK-47 she was holding* Yeah eric, I love this gun too......*pets gun*
 
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe ... we've got a new crime scene.
Ryan: Oh jippy H, can I drive, please, please, please? *opens the right side of the car*.
Horatio: Ryan .. take your hand off that Hummer or I will make your birth certificate a worthless document!
 
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