Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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The creepy part come sin when you can actually HEAR them saying these... *shudder*

I don't know the exact quotes... Hehehe... I am officially insane!

Horatio: Send my regards to Stella...
Mac: Ok... *thinks* DO not... Smack Hiiim doooooooooooownnnnnnnnnnnn....*
Stella: *walks in* Good bye Horatio...
Horatio: Bye stella *smiles* *puts on sunglasses of justice dramatically*
*Mac hallucinates(sp?) that Stella near faints*
mac: Aright! That's it! Get the hell out of this city Caine! *catfight ensues*
 
danny: i always wondered why the spice girls went out of style so fast, the songs were so catchy...
flack: *stares*

Danny: *nods* Hey. Wanna go to the pants party?
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Danny: Y'know....The party in the the pants?
Lindsay: Are you saying...theres a party in your pants, and i'm invited?
Danny: Yes.
Lindsay: No thanks. *walks away*
Danny: *turns to mac* How about you?
Mac: *scared* no, t-thanks danny.
Danny: very well. *nods happily*
 
Horatio: Pants party?
Sunglasses of Justice: This is a bad idea, H...
Horatio: I want to... um... test the aspects, you know, the causes and effects of a pants party. Hell, any kind of party, I haven't been out in ages!
Sunglasses of Justice: Don't do it! Haven't you ever heard of entendre?
Horatio: But... But I wanna go!
Sunglasses of Justice: Just trust me. Bad. Idea.
Horatio: *siiiigh* Fine.

*pause*

Horatio: Just so you know, this doesn't mean you're the ruler of me.
Sunglasses of Justice: The hell it doesn't!
Mac: Caine! I thought I told you to get out of this city! And take your stupid glasses with you!
Sunglasses of Justice: Oh no he di'int.
*another catfight*
 
Danny: *singing* If I was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na, see I'd have all the money in the world if I was a wealthy girl...
Mac: Danny!
Danny: Sorry Mac, I mean..*singing*If I was a rich boy...
Flack: *whispers* Lemme take care of this.
Danny: Oww! Who threw that shoe at me?
Stella: BULLS-EYE!
Danny: Oh Stella please you're just jealous cause you ain't so rich girl.
Stella: *snickers* Check out my pay check and then talk to me.
Danny: Is anyone on my side?
Lindsay: Ooh, I am.
Danny: Ah piss off. *singing* I ain't no hollaback girl...
 
Flack: Uh, Mac? Why are you wearing a Wife Beater?
Mac: All the Female Fans say I Look Hot in this.
Flack: yeah but at a Crime Scene?!

Aiden: Hey Montana!
Lindsay: Shut Up Aiden! I've told Danny To Stop calling me that I dont need you
Aiden: Whatever Montana
Lindsay: Hey Aiden?!
Aiden: Yeah?
Lindsay: *Throws Cow Manuare at her* Eat That! *Laughs*
Aiden: *Runs at Lindsay, knocks her down and kicks her butt*
Danny: Hey Mac, Sheldon, Flack Quick Get in here! There's a Hot Cat Fight Going on between Lindsay & Aiden!
 
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Danny: Hi Montana.
Lindsay: I told you to stop calling me that.
Danny: Sorry, Montana.
Lindsay: No problem, Tex.
Danny: Whaaaaaa? What did you just call me?
Lindsay: Tex. You don't fool me. I saw your file. You were born in Dallas, Texas. That Brooklyn accent is just faked.
 
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Danny: Hi Montana.
Lindsay: I told you to stop calling me that.
Danny: Sorry, Montana.
Lindsay: No problem, Tex.
Danny: Whaaaaaa? What did you just call me?
Lindsay: Tex. You don't fool me. I saw your file. You were born in Dallas, Texas. That Brooklyn accent is just faked.
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:lol::lol: I'm sorry, but that was just too good. If CBS would pull something like that for her to shoot back at him, I would laugh my arse off. And be satisfied. So long as we went on to figure out that he really was from New York. Because if he were from Texas, my happiness would be replaced with angst.

Okay, just had to comment. Do carry on!
 
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heyhey now i'm from Texas, where all things are bigger...

Danny: Hi Montana.
Lindsay: I told you to stop calling me that.
Danny: Sorry, Montana.
Lindsay: No problem, Tex.
Danny: Whaaaaaa? What did you just call me?
Lindsay: Tex. You don't fool me. I saw your file. You were born in Dallas, Texas. That Brooklyn accent is just faked.
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Danny: so you found me out, huh?
Lindsay: yeah! hah!
Danny: well, you should know that aiden is also from Texas...as you can see in Man Of The House.
Lindsay: well, well....
Danny: and she's hotter than you. so there *sticks tongue out* and you pretend like montana's below the mason-dixon, with all your meat comments. Montana's just some lonely place in the middle of the north. no one from montana leaves montana. why did you?
Lindsay: I have a dark and bloody secret! *whines*
Danny: Stupid yankee.

Sorry bored haha

Cat
 
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Mac: Guys, I have a confession to make?
Flack: Uh-oh?
Danny: What is it Mac?
Mac: *sighs* My name's not Mac, and I'm not a CSI. My real name is Buck Naked and I'm a porno store.
Lindsay: Oh I so knew that.
Stella: Ooh that's kinda hot Mac I mean Buck.
 
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*Everyone stares at Lindsay*

Flack: You knew you were working for a porno star?!?!?

Stella: You watch porn?!?!?!!?

Danny: Is there anything wrong with-- *coff* i mean, never mind.
 
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jorjafan, please tell me you read Gossip Girl too. Because I so remember that Buck Naked thing from the first book. Or I could just be mistaken.

Angie
 
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