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DAnNSfreak
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Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Uh... ran out of songs...
(Long pause, trying to think of a MJ song, dashes off to search for MJ songs...
...
(Ah-hah!... Another long pause tryng to think of a qoute)
...
(Ah-hah!)
Stella (still singing to herself) : Heal the lab... make it a better lab...
(bumps into Aiden)
Aiden: Aaow!
Stella: Oop... sorry... what do you think is wrong with the guys? They keep on singing MJ songs!
Aiden: Aaow!!
Stella: Sorry bout' that... how was I supposed to see you turn the corner?
Aiden: Aaow!!
Stella: Aiden... I said I was sorry! Does it really hurt that bad?
Aiden: Aaow! *sings* The way you make me feel, you really turn me on! You knock me off my feet, my lonely days are gone. Aaow!
Stella: Sigh... heal the lab, make it a better lab...
Uh... ran out of songs...
(Long pause, trying to think of a MJ song, dashes off to search for MJ songs...
...
(Ah-hah!... Another long pause tryng to think of a qoute)
...
(Ah-hah!)
Stella (still singing to herself) : Heal the lab... make it a better lab...
(bumps into Aiden)
Aiden: Aaow!
Stella: Oop... sorry... what do you think is wrong with the guys? They keep on singing MJ songs!
Aiden: Aaow!!
Stella: Sorry bout' that... how was I supposed to see you turn the corner?
Aiden: Aaow!!
Stella: Aiden... I said I was sorry! Does it really hurt that bad?
Aiden: Aaow! *sings* The way you make me feel, you really turn me on! You knock me off my feet, my lonely days are gone. Aaow!
Stella: Sigh... heal the lab, make it a better lab...
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Forrest Gump: *Walks into Mac's Office* LT. DAN!
Mac: *looks clueless at The stranger* Do I know you?
Forrest: Lt. Dan! It's Me, Forrest Gump.
Mac: Who?
Forrest: *Walkes up to him and hands him a box of chocolates* Want some chocolate Lt. Dan?
Mac: Why are you calling Me Lt. Dan? My Name is Det. Mac Taylor.
Forrest: But You are Lt. Dan Taylor Are you Not?
Mac: I Think you got me mixed up with someone else.
Forrest: If I do Then why do you have the same last names?
Forrest Gump: *Walks into Mac's Office* LT. DAN!
Mac: *looks clueless at The stranger* Do I know you?
Forrest: Lt. Dan! It's Me, Forrest Gump.
Mac: Who?
Forrest: *Walkes up to him and hands him a box of chocolates* Want some chocolate Lt. Dan?
Mac: Why are you calling Me Lt. Dan? My Name is Det. Mac Taylor.
Forrest: But You are Lt. Dan Taylor Are you Not?
Mac: I Think you got me mixed up with someone else.
Forrest: If I do Then why do you have the same last names?
glam_chic86
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Mac: *runs into the breakroom* Guys, can you keep it down. I'm making a very important phone call.
Danny: Wow, we're sorry.
Mac: If I don't make this call my life will never be the same.
Flack: Wow, that was deep.
Mac: Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
*steps out of room*
Stella: Hey, don't look at me like that.
*Mac heads to his office*
Mac: Yeah sorry about that. Can I get a large cheese pizza...
Oh god that was lame....
Mac: *runs into the breakroom* Guys, can you keep it down. I'm making a very important phone call.
Danny: Wow, we're sorry.
Mac: If I don't make this call my life will never be the same.
Flack: Wow, that was deep.
Mac: Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
*steps out of room*
Stella: Hey, don't look at me like that.
*Mac heads to his office*
Mac: Yeah sorry about that. Can I get a large cheese pizza...
Oh god that was lame....
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Guest
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Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
*Giggles*
I would hate to see Mac after being denied his large cheese pizza.
I like the MJ ones too...Poor stella.
*Giggles*
I would hate to see Mac after being denied his large cheese pizza.
I like the MJ ones too...Poor stella.
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Guest
Guest
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
This is from my 5 year old son, Cody. (forgive him if it's stupid)
Mac: I like Stella's butt and i cant deny, you other Csi's cant deny, that when she walks in with
This is from my 5 year old son, Cody. (forgive him if it's stupid)
Mac: I like Stella's butt and i cant deny, you other Csi's cant deny, that when she walks in with
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Idea! *light bulb dings*
Mac: My pizza... yummmmmeeeee..... *opens box* Hey, wait. This isn't cheese pizza... it's got... little... FISHIES on it! WTF!! HEY!
Pizza Boy: Hey, they told me anchovies so-
Mac: *in cold, slow voice* I don't... eat pizza with little fishies on it. Who told you this?
Pizza Boy: That dude with the glasses right there. *points to Danny*
Mac: MESSER! OVER HERE!
*Danny scurries over*
Danny: Um... yeah, Mac?
Mac: You put fishies on my pizza.
Danny: Uh... yeah. Good for the flavor.
Mac: You die now. *grabs pizza slicer and chases him with it*
Danny: EEEEEEEEE! HEEEELLLP!
Hawkes: *sees them running past* Oh, the people I work with. *starts humming* Heal the lab...
Angie
Idea! *light bulb dings*
Mac: My pizza... yummmmmeeeee..... *opens box* Hey, wait. This isn't cheese pizza... it's got... little... FISHIES on it! WTF!! HEY!
Pizza Boy: Hey, they told me anchovies so-
Mac: *in cold, slow voice* I don't... eat pizza with little fishies on it. Who told you this?
Pizza Boy: That dude with the glasses right there. *points to Danny*
Mac: MESSER! OVER HERE!
*Danny scurries over*
Danny: Um... yeah, Mac?
Mac: You put fishies on my pizza.
Danny: Uh... yeah. Good for the flavor.
Mac: You die now. *grabs pizza slicer and chases him with it*
Danny: EEEEEEEEE! HEEEELLLP!
Hawkes: *sees them running past* Oh, the people I work with. *starts humming* Heal the lab...
Angie
DAnNSfreak
Rookie
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
haha.. that is so cute! Mac saying 'fishies'... hahahahhahahhahahhahaha!!!!! :lol:
haha.. that is so cute! Mac saying 'fishies'... hahahahhahahhahahhahaha!!!!! :lol:
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Guest
Guest
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
I'm sure he was dancing in the morgue before...
And fishies. Tehe I love that word. Fishies fishies fishies...
I'm sure he was dancing in the morgue before...
And fishies. Tehe I love that word. Fishies fishies fishies...
awesomepossum
CSI Level Two
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Don't stop till you get enough...
Danny: [jumps out of a cupboard at Mac] THRILLER!!!!!
Mac: [falls over]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
What is with all the MJ reference? I love it! Come on, don't stop. Somebody keep the ball rolling!
Don't stop till you get enough...
Danny: [jumps out of a cupboard at Mac] THRILLER!!!!!
Mac: [falls over]
HoratioAndMe
Captain
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
*Danny dancing and singing in Mac's office*
[radio plays Rollings Stones "Start me up"]
Danny: Stop me up. Stop me up I'll never fart.
(Danny throws skittles in the air)
Danny: WEE! (skittle gets stuck in his nostril) OWW!
(Mac enters)
Danny: Stop me up...(sees Mac) Um, I can explain.
Mac: Why you're blasting music--that you don't know the lyrics to--in my office and you have candy up your nose? I hope so.
Danny: Um, the new girl made me do it?
Lindsay (from door): *imitates buzzer* Sorry, you're the only one dumb enough to do something this...
Mac (turning): Lindsay, need we discuss what you were doing in here last week?
(Lindsay blushes)
Mac: Just help him get the candy out of his nose. And (turns back to Danny) the lyrics go *sings* 'Start me up' not 'Stop me up.' That implies constipation.
*Danny dancing and singing in Mac's office*
[radio plays Rollings Stones "Start me up"]
Danny: Stop me up. Stop me up I'll never fart.
(Danny throws skittles in the air)
Danny: WEE! (skittle gets stuck in his nostril) OWW!
(Mac enters)
Danny: Stop me up...(sees Mac) Um, I can explain.
Mac: Why you're blasting music--that you don't know the lyrics to--in my office and you have candy up your nose? I hope so.
Danny: Um, the new girl made me do it?
Lindsay (from door): *imitates buzzer* Sorry, you're the only one dumb enough to do something this...
Mac (turning): Lindsay, need we discuss what you were doing in here last week?
(Lindsay blushes)
Mac: Just help him get the candy out of his nose. And (turns back to Danny) the lyrics go *sings* 'Start me up' not 'Stop me up.' That implies constipation.
awesomepossum
CSI Level Two
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
We now take you to Last Week...
[Lindsay is prancing around on Mac's desk in her underwear]
Lindsay: I'm a slaaaaave... 4 U...
[she gets off Mac's desk and goes over to Mac's jacket and starts rubbing the arm]
Lindsay: Ooh, Mac, you're so strooonnngg... *siiigh*
[Mac is holding coffees as he walks up, and he turns his back to push open the door... he doesn't see Lindsay]
Mac: [humming] Doot de dooo...WAUGH!!
[Mac finds Lindsay in her underwear trying to hide behind the glass door. He promptly spills the coffee all over the floor]
Mac:... umm...
[Lindsay pulls on Mac's jacket to cover herself and runs away]
[Stella walks in]
Stella: Mac? Coffee?
Mac: [stunned] L-L-Lindsay...
Stella: In her underwear and your jacket? Yeahh, that's nothing compared to what she was doing earlier. To your desk, by the way. Want a wet nap?
Mac: [nods dumbly] uh huh...
****BACK TO This Week****
Danny: So THAT'S why you had Mac's jacket!
[Lindsay bops him in the nose instead of helping get the skittle out]
Danny: ...owie...
We now take you to Last Week...
[Lindsay is prancing around on Mac's desk in her underwear]
Lindsay: I'm a slaaaaave... 4 U...
[she gets off Mac's desk and goes over to Mac's jacket and starts rubbing the arm]
Lindsay: Ooh, Mac, you're so strooonnngg... *siiigh*
[Mac is holding coffees as he walks up, and he turns his back to push open the door... he doesn't see Lindsay]
Mac: [humming] Doot de dooo...WAUGH!!
[Mac finds Lindsay in her underwear trying to hide behind the glass door. He promptly spills the coffee all over the floor]
Mac:... umm...
[Lindsay pulls on Mac's jacket to cover herself and runs away]
[Stella walks in]
Stella: Mac? Coffee?
Mac: [stunned] L-L-Lindsay...
Stella: In her underwear and your jacket? Yeahh, that's nothing compared to what she was doing earlier. To your desk, by the way. Want a wet nap?
Mac: [nods dumbly] uh huh...
****BACK TO This Week****
Danny: So THAT'S why you had Mac's jacket!
[Lindsay bops him in the nose instead of helping get the skittle out]
Danny: ...owie...
glam_chic86
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Hahaha that's absolutely brilliant. You guys must continue that...it's pure gold!
Hahaha that's absolutely brilliant. You guys must continue that...it's pure gold!
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