Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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(dead drug mule is laying on the floor at his apartment)
Stella: let me guess..this guy is a drug mule.
Mac: Yeah, a drug mule that's made a total ass of himself.
(opening credits come on )
 
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omg on the DVD extras there's this one behind the scenes where Mac and Hawkes are lookin at a body, then the director says cut, and the body kinda leans up and looks around, lol!!
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why can't that be part of the show? it might make the more serious parts a bit lighter...

hawkes: he was stabbed... *sad music comes on* ...449 times in the head...then shot... 12 times in the stomach..
dead guy: *sits up* actually, doc, i was stabbed 449 times in the STOMACH, and shot 12-
hawkes: *picks up baseball bat* your DEAD! lay down! *smack*...geez. some people...
dead guy: *flat on table*
hawkes: now, as i was sayi-
dead guy: *sits up quick and sings* if you're not dead and you know it clap your HANDS! *hawkes claps* if you have a Y inscision on your abdomen clap your HANDS! *hawkes claps*

okkkkkay.....maybe that would just be a bit creepy. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! That's too funny!
 
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY

(dead drug mule is laying on the floor at his apartment)
Stella: let me guess..this guy is a drug mule.
Mac: Yeah, a drug mule that's made a total ass of himself.
(opening credits come on )
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

You know what's scary? I can actually imagine Mac saying that on the show! :lol:
 
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All dramatic like. Maybe with the New York equivalent of the Sunglasses of Justice.
 
Friday evening, 23:15 o'clock in Piet's Bar at the central park.

Mac sits with colleagues Danny and Don together in the tavern and drinks beer.
All are already meanwhile easily filled up.

Don: I do not understand until today yet, how Stella under the shower can always hear the police radio.

Mac: Whom you say that. Women are now times complicated natures, or?

Don: Oh, yes. I can only confirm.

Mac: Hey Danny, What do you actually say to it ?

Danny: Why ?

Mac: You must have nevertheless also an opinion.

Don: You can say it to us calmly, we finally are under us, or not Mac ?

Mac: Naturally. Thus out with the language.

Danny: O.K. legend only to the fact that itself some men endeavor a life long to understand the nature of a woman. But others are rather concerned with less difficult things, like for example with that theory of relativity.

Mac: You hear yourself exactly the same to like Mr. Spock from spaceship Enterprise.

Danny: Thanks. Honestly said I was Star Trek fan I always always love Uhura in its red short uniform.

Don: Everything explains.

Mac: I believe, you should still times into the kindergarten, in order to become arising.

Don: That are you right.

Mac looks on its wrist-watch and says:
We should now go, before Danny begins eagle owl-races to tell us of mad legs.

Don: Are whole your opinion.

Mac: In order.

Danny: I do not want to go yet. It becomes straight merrily.

Mac: Then remain still, we go already times. But so long star Trek do not see, because you must tomorrow to the work.

Danny: Yes, Captain Kirk.

Don: Don: Now it is completely through-slammed.

Mac: Seems in such a way.

They turned over left to secondly the bar, while Danny sips still to its beer.
 
But others are rather concerned with less difficult things, like for example with the theory of relativity.
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LOL EXACTLY!! :lol: Quantum physics are much easier to understand than women. Go cryptic messages!
 
Discussion with the breakfast.

So it can come....
Mac Taylor, straight one month freshly married with Stella, sit together at the table and converse.

Stella: What would you make, if I would die?

Mac: Around you mourn.

Stella: For a long time ?

Mac: For a very long time.

Stella: Why ?

Mac(with serious face): Because I love you and your loss for me would be very much painful. Therefore.

Stella (with a smile): That is dear. That is dear. Would you marry also again ?

Mac: No.

Stella (by insult face expression): Why not ? Aren't you gladly married ?

Mac: But am I.

Stella: Thus would you marry again ?

Mac: I think, if I mourned long enough and my life results in again a sense, read the answer.

Stella: Would you sleep also again in our bed ?

Mac: Would be nevertheless attached, or ?

Stella: Would you replace my picture through their on yours bedstand ?

Mac: I would set up simply both pictures.

Stella: You also with iht gulf to play ?

Mac: Yes, would I.

Stella: Would you give her my racquets?

Mac: In no case.

Stella: Why ?

Mac: It is southpaw.

Stella is speechless as it hears these words.

Mac finally exposed, says only: Oh, shits!
 
Danny Messer is located in a book shop and addresses there a man.

Danny: See nevertheless the pretty blonde there ! I am completely in love with it! Whether one may hope ?

Man: To say with difficulty. But you say it to me, please, if you have success.

Danny: Why does that interest you ?

Man: I am their married man !

Danny: If you excuse, are already away !
 
Hmmm, let's see what I can do here...

Imagine all the guys- Flack, Mac, Danny and Hawkes- sitting in Mac's office, singing "Afternoon Delight" like in Anchorman. (I assume one of you has seen that movie. :D) Mac is Ron, Danny is Brick (LOL!), Hawkes is Brian, and Flack is Champ.

Or has someone mentioned that already?

Angie
 
lmao, now i won't be able to watch danny without picturing him saying:

"Where'd you get those pants?........the.....toilet store?"

lmao! i just can't see mac as ron :lol: thats too weird.

stella: *speaks greek*
mac: i already TOLD you i don't speak spanish!

hehe. ok. i'll leave.
 
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