Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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But still, it'd be fun to have Danny raised by his grams. Just like Warrick :p
 
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um, Danny swore on his mother's grave in "On the Job," so I'd guess that since she has a grave, she's dead... :p
 
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lol, now I'M singing "My Humps".

Danny: Well, all of our evidence was inconclusive, but I do have good news.
Mac: Don't tell me. You saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
Danny: Oh, I told you already?

Angie
 
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lol, now I'M singing "My Humps".

Danny: Well, all of our evidence was inconclusive, but I do have good news.
Mac: Don't tell me. You saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
Danny: Oh, I told you already?

Angie
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We're doing commercials now? :lol:
 
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OOh, flash of brilliance. I know I mentioned Hawkes in the morgue dealing with a "dead" body before, but I just have to put this down!

*Hawkes is looking at a body with Danny, sneezes*
Body: Gesundheit.
Hawkes: Thanks, man.
Danny: Hawkes... you do realize that wasn't me, don't you?
Hawkes: What are you talking about, of course it was me!
Danny: Uh, no.
Body: No, it was me. You need a Kleenex? *pulls one out from pocket*
*Danny and Hawkes freeze, staring at the body*
Body: What's wrong?
Danny: Let's... get... OUT OF HEEEERE! *runs out, Hawkes at his heels*
*body pulls off mask, showing Lindsey's face*
Lindsey: hahaha, now I got him back for calling me "Montana."

I know, I still don't like Lindsey, but I had to put that in here. It would be the perfect payback. hehehe.

Angie
 
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omg on the DVD extras there's this one behind the scenes where Mac and Hawkes are lookin at a body, then the director says cut, and the body kinda leans up and looks around, lol!! totally made me crack up :lol:
 
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omg on the DVD extras there's this one behind the scenes where Mac and Hawkes are lookin at a body, then the director says cut, and the body kinda leans up and looks around, lol!!
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why can't that be part of the show? it might make the more serious parts a bit lighter...

hawkes: he was stabbed... *sad music comes on* ...449 times in the head...then shot... 12 times in the stomach..
dead guy: *sits up* actually, doc, i was stabbed 449 times in the STOMACH, and shot 12-
hawkes: *picks up baseball bat* your DEAD! lay down! *smack*...geez. some people...
dead guy: *flat on table*
hawkes: now, as i was sayi-
dead guy: *sits up quick and sings* if you're not dead and you know it clap your HANDS! *hawkes claps* if you have a Y inscision on your abdomen clap your HANDS! *hawkes claps*

okkkkkay.....maybe that would just be a bit creepy. :lol:
 
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omg on the DVD extras there's this one behind the scenes where Mac and Hawkes are lookin at a body, then the director says cut, and the body kinda leans up and looks around, lol!!
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why can't that be part of the show? it might make the more serious parts a bit lighter...

hawkes: he was stabbed... *sad music comes on* ...449 times in the head...then shot... 12 times in the stomach..
dead guy: *sits up* actually, doc, i was stabbed 449 times in the STOMACH, and shot 12-
hawkes: *picks up baseball bat* your DEAD! lay down! *smack*...geez. some people...
dead guy: *flat on table*
hawkes: now, as i was sayi-
dead guy: *sits up quick and sings* if you're not dead and you know it clap your HANDS! *hawkes claps* if you have a Y inscision on your abdomen clap your HANDS! *hawkes claps*

okkkkkay.....maybe that would just be a bit creepy. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love that one! I can just imagine it!
 
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wow, i just realized everything i write turns into a musical number. *sings* and thats the way, this wheel, keeps turning...*wanders off into a random airport*
 
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Mac: Let's review what we have so far. Stella, you say you have matched the bullet to the gun?
Stella: That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Mac: ??? And Hawkes, any word on the tire tracks?
Hawkes: Spinning wheel got to go around.
Mac: Danny, what about that body found in the Hudson?
Danny: Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river ...
Lindsay: *dances like Tina Turner* Doo doo doo doo...
Danny: Settle down, Montana.

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I thiiink I got one:

*Stella has custody of Baby Daniella*

Stella: *holding Daniella* Hey, baby girl!! Let's put you in your playpen..
*PLaypen in the Lab*
Danny: Stella?! Why the Hell is there a baby and a playpen in the LAb?!
Stella: Are you blind?! Daniella's in there!! and, she's sleeping!!*whispering*
Danny: How come I don't get a playpen and naptime?!*pout*
Mac: Hey, what's going on in here? Oh, Daniella's having her nap....
Danny: Daniella?! Wha- you know her?! Is she your daughter?!
Stella: NO!! SHe's my daughter!! I just adopted her!!! MAc took partial custody too!!
DannY: :devil: really?! Why??!!
Stella: *blushing* uhh- He's my partner!! I trust him!!
*Daniella wakes up and starts crying. Mac picks her up*
Mac: It's okay...
Daniella: Dada!!
Danny: da- dad- dada?!- dada?!
Stella: You say anytihng to anyone, I'll kill you!! I swear it!!
Danny: *innocently* Hey, who's this little cute girl? SHe's adorable!!!

:( I suck...
 
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I thiiink I got one:

*Stella has custody of Baby Daniella*

Stella: *holding Daniella* Hey, baby girl!! Let's put you in your playpen..
*PLaypen in the Lab*
Danny: Stella?! Why the Hell is there a baby and a playpen in the LAb?!
Stella: Are you blind?! Daniella's in there!! and, she's sleeping!!*whispering*
Danny: How come I don't get a playpen and naptime?!*pout*
Mac: Hey, what's going on in here? Oh, Daniella's having her nap....
Danny: Daniella?! Wha- you know her?! Is she your daughter?!
Stella: NO!! SHe's my daughter!! I just adopted her!!! MAc took partial custody too!!
DannY: :devil: really?! Why??!!
Stella: *blushing* uhh- He's my partner!! I trust him!!
*Daniella wakes up and starts crying. Mac picks her up*
Mac: It's okay...
Daniella: Dada!!
Danny: da- dad- dada?!- dada?!
Stella: You say anytihng to anyone, I'll kill you!! I swear it!!
Danny: *innocently* Hey, who's this little cute girl? SHe's adorable!!!

:( I suck...
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Nah... you don't suck. It's pretty good. :lol: I love it when Danny's acting clueless.
 
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lol, now I'M singing "My Humps".

Danny: Well, all of our evidence was inconclusive, but I do have good news.
Mac: Don't tell me. You saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
Danny: Oh, I told you already?

Angie
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:lol: I love it. I hope you don't mind me doing my own Geico one...

Danny: *sighs* Mac, I let the killer get away.
Mac: You did what?!?
Danny: Don't worry though, I just saved a whole bunch of money for switching to Geico.
Mac: Who the hell cares about Geico? You just made a big mistake dumbass*.
Danny: Gee, all this time I thought you would be proud of me.

*For some reason Mac reminds me of Red Foreman on that 70's show.
 
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