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Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
No way, I'm sure you can! Feel free to try make them similar to jokes write whatever comes to your head!
And remember - practice makes perfect!
Another one:
Flack drops down Danny's house and sees him playing chess with his dog.
Flack:That's the most amazing dog I've evr seen!
Danny:He's not that smart - I've beaten him 3 games out five!
That wasn't so funny but hey - practice makes perfect!
No way, I'm sure you can! Feel free to try make them similar to jokes write whatever comes to your head!
And remember - practice makes perfect!
Another one:
Flack drops down Danny's house and sees him playing chess with his dog.
Flack:That's the most amazing dog I've evr seen!
Danny:He's not that smart - I've beaten him 3 games out five!
That wasn't so funny but hey - practice makes perfect!
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Hey - write whatever comes to your head!
Another one:
Imagine Hawkes is a doctor.
Flack
octor,Doctor!
Hawkes:No need to repeat yourself , Flack. One "doctor" is enough.
Flack:Yes,well,you see,I've got this problem.I keep hallucinating I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog! It's crazy! I don't know what to do!
Hawkes:A common canine complex. Come here and lie down on the couch.
Flack:Oh no, Doctor!I'm not allowed up on the furniture!
C'mon Marns I'm sure you can think of something I mean you are a genius you could think of something!
Oh yeah, Marns, tell the other guys they've missed a lot of quotes(not so funny, but they are many)!
Marns?Marns?Oh great now I'm all by myself!*sigh*Marns was good company...
Yo guys where the hell are you my brain is smoking while I bust it to make quotes I need one of yours' to cool it down!
Hey - write whatever comes to your head!
Another one:
Imagine Hawkes is a doctor.
Flack
octor,Doctor!Hawkes:No need to repeat yourself , Flack. One "doctor" is enough.
Flack:Yes,well,you see,I've got this problem.I keep hallucinating I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog! It's crazy! I don't know what to do!
Hawkes:A common canine complex. Come here and lie down on the couch.
Flack:Oh no, Doctor!I'm not allowed up on the furniture!
C'mon Marns I'm sure you can think of something I mean you are a genius you could think of something!
Oh yeah, Marns, tell the other guys they've missed a lot of quotes(not so funny, but they are many)!
Marns?Marns?Oh great now I'm all by myself!*sigh*Marns was good company...
Yo guys where the hell are you my brain is smoking while I bust it to make quotes I need one of yours' to cool it down!
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
OK I'll continue it.
Flack:*comes down*Liar!
Danny:*enters walking on four legs*Bark!Bark! Doctor,bark,I keep halucinating I'm a dog!Bark!Help!
Hawkes:*sighs*A simple canine complex!Not you too!Allright lay down on the couch!
Danny:I'm not allowed up on the furniture!
Hawkes:I'll give you a Danny Snack!
DannyANNY SNACK!
Flack:No, Danny he's lying he tried to get me with it too!
Danny:Bark!Noooooo!
Hawkes:How about this:Flack - if you get up on the couch Danny will, too!Danny - if you get up on it Flack will too.
Danny & Flack:BARK!*both get up*
Flack:Wait Danny what are we doing? Bark!We're not allowed up!
*both get down*
Danny:Bark!What are you trying to do?*pees on Hawkes' foot while Flack jumps and bites his arm.*
*The rest of the team enters on four feet each and bark*
Hawkes:Not you, too!What am I gonna do with all of you dogs in here!*begins to walk on four legs and barks*Bark!Oh no, I forgot it's contageus!I know we have to lay down on the coach but we're not allowed!Hey guys I forgot to throw out the CSI:MIAMI porno magazines!They are still on the couch!
*everybody jump on and look at the naked pictures all day*
*HAPPY END *
BTW MARNS NICE AVATAR!
OK I'll continue it.
Flack:*comes down*Liar!
Danny:*enters walking on four legs*Bark!Bark! Doctor,bark,I keep halucinating I'm a dog!Bark!Help!
Hawkes:*sighs*A simple canine complex!Not you too!Allright lay down on the couch!
Danny:I'm not allowed up on the furniture!
Hawkes:I'll give you a Danny Snack!
Danny
ANNY SNACK!Flack:No, Danny he's lying he tried to get me with it too!
Danny:Bark!Noooooo!
Hawkes:How about this:Flack - if you get up on the couch Danny will, too!Danny - if you get up on it Flack will too.
Danny & Flack:BARK!*both get up*
Flack:Wait Danny what are we doing? Bark!We're not allowed up!
*both get down*
Danny:Bark!What are you trying to do?*pees on Hawkes' foot while Flack jumps and bites his arm.*
*The rest of the team enters on four feet each and bark*
Hawkes:Not you, too!What am I gonna do with all of you dogs in here!*begins to walk on four legs and barks*Bark!Oh no, I forgot it's contageus!I know we have to lay down on the coach but we're not allowed!Hey guys I forgot to throw out the CSI:MIAMI porno magazines!They are still on the couch!
*everybody jump on and look at the naked pictures all day*
*HAPPY END
*BTW MARNS NICE AVATAR!
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
You're asking me?I can't even do the basic stuff!
Here's anothe one:
Mac & Hawkes stop Danny while his walking.
Hawkes:*shines a torch in Danny's ear*Cool!
Mac:So the rumor is true!Cool!
Danny:What rumor?
Stella:*comes and sees Danny*Your eyes light up when someone shines a flashlight in your ear!
Danny:WHAT!!!Gimme that*grabs flashlight, goes to a mirror and shines it in his ear.His eyes light up* Aaaaggggghhhhrrrr!Why me?*drama queen scenes*
Mac:That's because you're gifted--you've got no brain!
Danny:*crying*Flack wouldn't want to bathe with me anymore when he find out!
You're asking me?I can't even do the basic stuff!
Here's anothe one:
Mac & Hawkes stop Danny while his walking.
Hawkes:*shines a torch in Danny's ear*Cool!
Mac:So the rumor is true!Cool!
Danny:What rumor?
Stella:*comes and sees Danny*Your eyes light up when someone shines a flashlight in your ear!
Danny:WHAT!!!Gimme that*grabs flashlight, goes to a mirror and shines it in his ear.His eyes light up* Aaaaggggghhhhrrrr!Why me?*drama queen scenes*
Mac:That's because you're gifted--you've got no brain!
Danny:*crying*Flack wouldn't want to bathe with me anymore when he find out!
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
I'm just joking with him because I need someone whos blonde to make more quotes![Many more where that came from :devil:]
But I personally think he's extremely smart!!!
Another one:
A policeman was interrogating 3 Danny cloneswho were training to become detectives.To test their skills in recognising a suspect, he shows the first one a picture for five seconds and then hides it.
Policeman:This is your suspect, how do you recognise him?
1st clone:That's easy, we'll catch him easy because he has only one eye!
Policeman:HE'S SHOWN IN PROFILE!*flashes picture to second clone*This is your suspect, how would you recocnise him?
2nd clone:Ha!He'd be easy to catch because he only has one ear!
Policeman:What's the matter with you two?Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING BECAUSE it's a picture of his profile!Is that the best answer you can come up with? *flashes picture to 3rd clone for 5 seconds*Think before you say something stupid!
3rd clone:He's wearing contact lenses!
Policeman:Wait here for a minute! *goes and checks if it's true*You're right!How did you know?
3rd clone:Well he can't wear regular glasses because he's got only one eye and only one ear!
BTW, his disobedience kinda shows off in here
I'm just joking with him because I need someone whos blonde to make more quotes![Many more where that came from :devil:]
But I personally think he's extremely smart!!!
Another one:
A policeman was interrogating 3 Danny cloneswho were training to become detectives.To test their skills in recognising a suspect, he shows the first one a picture for five seconds and then hides it.
Policeman:This is your suspect, how do you recognise him?
1st clone:That's easy, we'll catch him easy because he has only one eye!
Policeman:HE'S SHOWN IN PROFILE!*flashes picture to second clone*This is your suspect, how would you recocnise him?
2nd clone:Ha!He'd be easy to catch because he only has one ear!
Policeman:What's the matter with you two?Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING BECAUSE it's a picture of his profile!Is that the best answer you can come up with? *flashes picture to 3rd clone for 5 seconds*Think before you say something stupid!
3rd clone:He's wearing contact lenses!
Policeman:Wait here for a minute! *goes and checks if it's true*You're right!How did you know?
3rd clone:Well he can't wear regular glasses because he's got only one eye and only one ear!
BTW, his disobedience kinda shows off in here
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
More blonde storries [poor Danny I'm making such fun of him]:
Danny reported for her University final exam, which consists of "yes/no" type of questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration he takes his wallet out, pulls out a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet -"Yes" for "Heads" and "No" for "Tails".Within half an hour he's all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.During the last few minutes he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
Moderator: *allarmed, approaches him* What's going on?
Danny:I finished the exam in half an hour. But now I am rechecking my answers.
More blonde storries [poor Danny I'm making such fun of him]:
Danny reported for her University final exam, which consists of "yes/no" type of questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration he takes his wallet out, pulls out a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet -"Yes" for "Heads" and "No" for "Tails".Within half an hour he's all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.During the last few minutes he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
Moderator: *allarmed, approaches him* What's going on?
Danny:I finished the exam in half an hour. But now I am rechecking my answers.
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