PerfectAnomaly
Resident Smart Ass
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That made my day. Hil-friggin'-larious.
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That made my day. Hil-friggin'-larious.
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Messers_cupcake
Lab Technician
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
CrusinOnMesser love them!! :lol:
CrusinOnMesser love them!! :lol:
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ROFLMFAOL!!!
Ok hre's a story of how I got my new bike[not actual, but i wish it was]
Mead, can you give me money for a new bike?
Dad[Mac]:You gotta earn it first.
Me:*sighs*Alright.
Dad:I guarantee you this is going to be a fun job.
Me:Whatever, let's just get over with it!
Dad:OK. You know Messer?
Me:Oh you mean that handsome Drama Queen? :devil:
Dad:That's him.
Me:What do you want me to do?
Dad:I'll give you 10$ for each naked picture of him.
MeEAL! :devil:
*in a few days I got a bike a great PC, tons of video games and many more things*
Me:I love my job!*shouts*Hey dad!
Dad:*shouts*WHAT?
Me:I've got a few more!
Dad:I've almost run out of cash, but I'll buy 'em!Wow! Best employee I've ever had!
Me:*thinking*I love my job(again)!The best part is that I get to see them all I want before I sell them! Sweet! :lol:
*at school*
My friends:Wow! Where'd you get all these really expensive stuff?
Me:Well...
The second quote was inspired by a joke.Again, Mac's my dad in here, but Stella's my mom.
Me:*openning fridge and seeing a picture of Brad Pit glued inside*Dad, what's this picture of Brad Pit doin in the fridge?
Dad:Well, he's slim and when I see it it reminds me not to overeat?
Meoes it work?
Dad:Yes and no. I lost 5 pounds, but Stella gained 10.
Another joke-inspired one:
Frog:I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mum and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.
*that night Stela was havin frog's legs*
Stella:*laughing*I don;t think so!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*cries like a drama queen*Why do I make up such stupid quotes???*continues crying till the whole room becomes a swimming pool of tears*HELP!I cant swim!*drowns*
R.I.P.,idiot!
ROFLMFAOL!!!
Ok hre's a story of how I got my new bike[not actual, but i wish it was]
Me
ad, can you give me money for a new bike?Dad[Mac]:You gotta earn it first.
Me:*sighs*Alright.
Dad:I guarantee you this is going to be a fun job.
Me:Whatever, let's just get over with it!
Dad:OK. You know Messer?
Me:Oh you mean that handsome Drama Queen? :devil:
Dad:That's him.
Me:What do you want me to do?
Dad:I'll give you 10$ for each naked picture of him.
Me
EAL! :devil:*in a few days I got a bike a great PC, tons of video games and many more things*
Me:I love my job!*shouts*Hey dad!
Dad:*shouts*WHAT?
Me:I've got a few more!
Dad:I've almost run out of cash, but I'll buy 'em!Wow! Best employee I've ever had!
Me:*thinking*I love my job(again)!The best part is that I get to see them all I want before I sell them! Sweet! :lol:
*at school*
My friends:Wow! Where'd you get all these really expensive stuff?
Me:Well...
The second quote was inspired by a joke.Again, Mac's my dad in here, but Stella's my mom.
Me:*openning fridge and seeing a picture of Brad Pit glued inside*Dad, what's this picture of Brad Pit doin in the fridge?
Dad:Well, he's slim and when I see it it reminds me not to overeat?
Me
oes it work?Dad:Yes and no. I lost 5 pounds, but Stella gained 10.
Another joke-inspired one:
Frog:I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mum and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.
*that night Stela was havin frog's legs*
Stella:*laughing*I don;t think so!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*cries like a drama queen*Why do I make up such stupid quotes???*continues crying till the whole room becomes a swimming pool of tears*HELP!I cant swim!*drowns*
R.I.P.,idiot!
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*digs out tunnel from grave and gets out*You have got ot be kidding me!
Anyway, I got another one:
"Mac once bought a parrot.And his parrot swears like a sailor.He can swear for five minutes without repeating himself.
The trouble is that Mac is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it get's to be too much, so Mac grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him reaaly hard.
Mac:*yells*QUIT IT!!!
But this just makes the bird mad and it swears more than ever.Mac gets really mad.
Mac:That's it! I'll get you!*locks the bird in the kitchen cabinet*
This really aggravates the birdand he claws and scratches, and when Mac finally gets it out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.At that piont Mac gets so mad, that he throws the bird in the freezer.For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din.The bird kicks and claws and trashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.
Mac just waits but then he thinks that he may just have killed the bird.After a few minutes he opens the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs into his outstretched arm.
Bird:Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on.By the way, what did the duck do?
Mac:Um... uh..*shocked by the birds unusual behavior, he passes out*
Parrot:Gotcha! Idiot!*swear like a veteran sailor*"
By the way, you guys are geniuses!!!
I know my quotes are really stupid and so not funny, but
I keep trying.Why the hell?Beats me.WHY The Hell?
(I so need a mental specialist)
*digs out tunnel from grave and gets out*You have got ot be kidding me!
Anyway, I got another one:
"Mac once bought a parrot.And his parrot swears like a sailor.He can swear for five minutes without repeating himself.
The trouble is that Mac is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it get's to be too much, so Mac grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him reaaly hard.
Mac:*yells*QUIT IT!!!
But this just makes the bird mad and it swears more than ever.Mac gets really mad.
Mac:That's it! I'll get you!*locks the bird in the kitchen cabinet*
This really aggravates the birdand he claws and scratches, and when Mac finally gets it out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.At that piont Mac gets so mad, that he throws the bird in the freezer.For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din.The bird kicks and claws and trashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.
Mac just waits but then he thinks that he may just have killed the bird.After a few minutes he opens the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs into his outstretched arm.
Bird:Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on.By the way, what did the duck do?
Mac:Um... uh..*shocked by the birds unusual behavior, he passes out*
Parrot:Gotcha! Idiot!*swear like a veteran sailor*"
By the way, you guys are geniuses!!!
I know my quotes are really stupid and so not funny, but
I keep trying.Why the hell?Beats me.WHY The Hell?
(I so need a mental specialist)
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Admit it - your telling me this to prevent me from acting like a drama queen!
Another stupid attempt:
"Mac goes looking for another job.He decides to apply at the zoo.As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.They tell Mac that they will pay him well if he would dress up in the gorilla's skin and act like it so people could think he is a real gorilla and keep coming to the zoo.He needs money so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.The people all cheer to see him.He plays up the audience and they just eat it up.
Mac:*thinking*This isn't so bad.*starts putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion's cage. He lies there stunned.*
Lion:*roars while Mac screams for help. He races over the gorilla, places his paws on Mac's chest and hisses*Shut up or we will BOTH lose our jobs!
Mac:*whispers*Stell?
Lion: Yes it's me now shut up!*"
*More drama queen sceenes*
Ooops I mustn't get carried away or I'll steal danny's title!
Gotta go, I mean cry! Feel free to critisise me and my quotes!!! [I am not joking]
Admit it - your telling me this to prevent me from acting like a drama queen!
Another stupid attempt:
"Mac goes looking for another job.He decides to apply at the zoo.As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.They tell Mac that they will pay him well if he would dress up in the gorilla's skin and act like it so people could think he is a real gorilla and keep coming to the zoo.He needs money so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.The people all cheer to see him.He plays up the audience and they just eat it up.
Mac:*thinking*This isn't so bad.*starts putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion's cage. He lies there stunned.*
Lion:*roars while Mac screams for help. He races over the gorilla, places his paws on Mac's chest and hisses*Shut up or we will BOTH lose our jobs!
Mac:*whispers*Stell?
Lion: Yes it's me now shut up!*"
*More drama queen sceenes* Ooops I mustn't get carried away or I'll steal danny's title!
Gotta go, I mean cry! Feel free to critisise me and my quotes!!!
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You are getting on my nerves!You forgot ot admit it!
But I'm happy I make one person laugh(at least you say tou do)
Another attempt:
Mac:*walks in a lawyer's office*: I wanna devource!Peyton's so evil!
Lawyer:Certainly. For a nominal sum I can start the proceedings.
Mac:And how much is this nominal sum?
Lawyer:Five hundred dollars.
Mac:Nah, I can have her shot for fifty!
P.S.Hope he does!
You gotta admit, this is the worst quote I've ever thought of!NO MORE LIES, GOD IS LISTENING!
YOU HAVE GOT TO MIND ALL THE EXTRA COMMENTS BUT I REALLY NEED A PSYCHIATRIST!
btw this is the place I call home! Carry on, geniuses!
w8 there is another way.They say laughter is great medicine,so all I need is a good quote and I'm gonna be fine
yay*cheers*cause I this won'tbe a problem, 'cause you are pros!
By the way where did everybody go?Must have been the time zones
You are getting on my nerves!You forgot ot admit it!
But I'm happy I make one person laugh(at least you say tou do)
Another attempt:
Mac:*walks in a lawyer's office*: I wanna devource!Peyton's so evil!
Lawyer:Certainly. For a nominal sum I can start the proceedings.
Mac:And how much is this nominal sum?
Lawyer:Five hundred dollars.
Mac:Nah, I can have her shot for fifty!
P.S.Hope he does!
You gotta admit, this is the worst quote I've ever thought of!NO MORE LIES, GOD IS LISTENING!
YOU HAVE GOT TO MIND ALL THE EXTRA COMMENTS BUT I REALLY NEED A PSYCHIATRIST!
btw this is the place I call home! Carry on, geniuses!
w8 there is another way.They say laughter is great medicine,so all I need is a good quote and I'm gonna be fine
yay*cheers*cause I this won'tbe a problem, 'cause you are pros!
By the way where did everybody go?Must have been the time zones
poison girl
Pathologist
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Here's one:
Mac: Flack! How do I have to tell you to dress with lights on?
It's lame, but explains a lot of things...
Here's one:
Mac: Flack! How do I have to tell you to dress with lights on?
It's lame, but explains a lot of things...
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hehe Not bad, not bad at all! 10x for curing me, poison girl
Here's another one:
Flack thought it was easy to just shoot a duck so he once took Danny to the field to show off his "skill" in marksmanship.
Flack:*shoots but doesn't hit the duck*See, Danny, you are witnessing a great event - there flies a dead duck!
Danny:*really believes him*Cool!
Nah, too dumb
hehe
Not bad, not bad at all! 10x for curing me, poison girlHere's another one:
Flack thought it was easy to just shoot a duck so he once took Danny to the field to show off his "skill" in marksmanship.
Flack:*shoots but doesn't hit the duck*See, Danny, you are witnessing a great event - there flies a dead duck!
Danny:*really believes him*Cool!
Nah, too dumb
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LOL you made me laugh, too! Here's another one:
There's a burping contest and the prize is a teddy bear
Lindsey:*burps*BURP!
Hawkes:Ha!*burps louder*BBBUUURRRPPP!
Mac:Is that all you got?*burps even louder*BBBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPP*Beat that!
*Mac gets the prize.Just before Stella hands him over the toy, Peyton shows up*
Peyton:Not so fast *burps like an opera singer* BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP...
*gets carried away, uses all her breath up and dies*
Me:Yay!!!!!!*cheers*
Stella:The prize goes to Mac because he is still alive.
This time Danny shows up and farts really loud that he causes an earthquake. A terrible smell quickly spreads across the lab and everybody else than Danny evacuate it.
Danny:*reading a clearly-written sign haltingly*Ste-lla's bu...bu...burping con-test!.... Oooops! I could have won the prize if I wasn't so stupid!Hey, they forgot the teddy bear! *acts like a 5-year old* I'll call you...KINKAPOODLE! Yawn!
*hugs it and goes to sleep with it*
LOL you made me laugh, too! Here's another one:
There's a burping contest and the prize is a teddy bear
Lindsey:*burps*BURP!
Hawkes:Ha!*burps louder*BBBUUURRRPPP!
Mac:Is that all you got?*burps even louder*BBBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPP*Beat that!
*Mac gets the prize.Just before Stella hands him over the toy, Peyton shows up*
Peyton:Not so fast *burps like an opera singer* BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP...
*gets carried away, uses all her breath up and dies*
Me:Yay!!!!!!*cheers*
Stella:The prize goes to Mac because he is still alive.
This time Danny shows up and farts really loud that he causes an earthquake. A terrible smell quickly spreads across the lab and everybody else than Danny evacuate it.
Danny:*reading a clearly-written sign haltingly*Ste-lla's bu...bu...burping con-test!.... Oooops! I could have won the prize if I wasn't so stupid!Hey, they forgot the teddy bear! *acts like a 5-year old* I'll call you...KINKAPOODLE! Yawn!
*hugs it and goes to sleep with it*
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Well, you've got to learn how to do it!Burping contests are fun! BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP! I'm very good myself and you know it's not very typical for girlz to burp! :lol:
Continued:
Teddy bear:I don't want you, But I will if you earn me by beating the others by burping, not farting!
Danny:But I had to I mean you can't just keep the fart to myself!
Teddy bear:Whatever! Now I'm going to transfer you back in time and you'll earn me the right way!
*Danny is being transfered back in time to the scene when Peyton shows up*
Danny:Nooooo!!!Peyton, you must not!
Peyton:Why?
Danny:Well... um...I'm gonna go first!
Peyton:Well OK.
Danny:*wipes forehead from sweat*That was close!
Stella:Just burp, dude!
Danny:Allright! Here goes nothing!*does like Peyton - burps like an opera singer, uses up his breath and starts dying* Guyz, I'm dying...I have ... a few... last... words*farts again, but this time he kills everybody(even the teddy bear and himself)except Mac*
Mac:OMG!*Starts singing*"I'm a surivor..."
another one:
Flack:Where's Mac?
Stella:Well... he got food poisoning from my souvlaki.
C'mon guys I need a quote! I sooo need to laugh!
Well, you've got to learn how to do it!Burping contests are fun! BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP! I'm very good myself and you know it's not very typical for girlz to burp! :lol:
Continued:
Teddy bear:I don't want you, But I will if you earn me by beating the others by burping, not farting!
Danny:But I had to I mean you can't just keep the fart to myself!
Teddy bear:Whatever! Now I'm going to transfer you back in time and you'll earn me the right way!
*Danny is being transfered back in time to the scene when Peyton shows up*
Danny:Nooooo!!!Peyton, you must not!
Peyton:Why?
Danny:Well... um...I'm gonna go first!
Peyton:Well OK.
Danny:*wipes forehead from sweat*That was close!
Stella:Just burp, dude!
Danny:Allright! Here goes nothing!*does like Peyton - burps like an opera singer, uses up his breath and starts dying* Guyz, I'm dying...I have ... a few... last... words*farts again, but this time he kills everybody(even the teddy bear and himself)except Mac*
Mac:OMG!*Starts singing*"I'm a surivor..."
another one:
Flack:Where's Mac?
Stella:Well... he got food poisoning from my souvlaki.
C'mon guys I need a quote! I sooo need to laugh!
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