Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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22nd page?Cool!Man, can't believe I got most of 21st page with my quotes!I mean--mostly just Marns and I :D

I'm switching to Flack for a quote [he isn't stupid]:

Police officer: *stops Flack for speeding* Can I see your license, please?
Flack:What's the matter with you guys? Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!

Special thanks for my quotes (if you think they're funny) goes to Marns because she was good company and really inspired me!
 
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^ :lol:

He is a she. ;) But thank you. :lol:
 
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Ooooops! I accidentally "ate" the "s"!Really sorry!*slaps face* :lol: :D
Here's another one:[Stell isn't stupid]
Stella decides to dye her hair blonde and she PERMANENTLY becomes a blonde[for some reason].
Then she goes to an appliance store.
Stella:Excuse me, I'd like to buy that TV!
Salesman:Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Stella goes home and dyes her hair back to normal but she doesn't "morph" back into Stella by character and stuff.The next day she goes back to the appliance store*
Stella:Sir I would like to buy this TV.
Salesman:Sorry we don't sell to blondes!
*Stella goes home and does a complete makeover--changes her clothes put on sunglasses and dyes her hair red.The next day she goes back to the appliance store*
Stella:Look I wanna buy this TV!
Salesman:Sorry we Do not sell to blondes!
Stella:Look how do you know I am a blonde?
Salesman:Well because this isn't a TV.It's a microwave!

Again, sorry about my "letter-eating"! As you can see from my previous posts I do it all the time! :D
EDIT:I even ate 1 "buy" (the one I afterwards wrote in italics)


I think this is becomming a chat between two people not a thread!I mean it's not anyone's fault but hte mods are going to be real mad I've got so many quotes up my sleve that are just begging to be posted!
 
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:lol: Oh, that one's so funny! :lol: And your letter eating is fine by me, as long as you correct yourself! :lol:
 
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Okay, Danny's sleep talking in the break room.

Danny: *snore*.....but I didn't sniff your panties, Michael!....*mumble* the monkey took my glasses! *happy sigh* that feels MUCH better.....

Stella and Flack walk in and see pee around Danny's legs.

Stella: ugh! Danny! wake up!

Danny: *snork* but I don't wanna got to ballet class! My tutu tore!

Flack: *evil grin* Danny, do you wanna watch the sound of music or Yankees?

Danny: *singing* the hill's are alive....with the crack of the bat....*falls off couch* *snore*
 
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:lol: Oh my gosh, Cassie! That had me laughing hard!
 
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I'm back I hope I don't get carried away this time!
Another one (not that good, unfortunately):
Danny:Is ink very expensive, Stell?
Stella:No, why?
Danny:Well I can't understand why Mac got so angry when I split it on the evidence.
 
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I got another one:

Stella's walking by an empty lab.

Lindsay: *scuffling sound* Ow! Danny! Not that far up!

Danny: *grunting* Well i'm sorry but it's that long! I can't shorten it! wait, i dont want to!

Stella's eyes are wide, in shock and partial disgust. She hears a thud.

Lindsay: *groan* The damn ball smacked my chin!

Stella, hearing enough, slams the door open, finding Lindsay with a baseball bat and Danny holding a baseball shaped Pinata.

Danny: *grinning* oh hey Stella! Wanna join?

okay fine, not so good but....:(
 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Hahahahahahahaha... *snort* *snort* *snort*... *cough* *chokes* *cough* OMG you made me choke with spit I almost died good thing my mom was there to save me but she kept asking why I was laughing like a lunatic (not that I aint one)! I mean just picture it! Nice one, Cassie!
here's another attempt!
Little Danny:I will not wash my face!
Sid:Oh, you're a naughty boy!When I was a little boy I always washed my face!
Little Danny:Yeah! And now look at it!

*sigh* Oh, man...
 
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Danny: I've decided I'm *not* going to pursue Lindsay anymore. (okay some *would* wanna hear it...doubt we ever will)

Mac: Hey check this out *puts on shades* I've decided to become like Horatio. He is my idol. I even dyed my hair red, see? Oh yeah...we're all driving Hummers now. At CSI New York...we never close!
 
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Danny's walking by Mac's office, eating a burrito. The blinds are pulled shut so no one can see through.

Stella: *from inside* *moaning* Oh, Mac! That feels so good!

Mac: *chuckling* I know, i've still got it

Stella: I'll take off my bra , just give me a moment.

Danny presses his ear up against the door intently. His burrito long forgotten.

Mac: I never knew you were so limber

Stella: *sultry laugh*

The door swings open and Danny stumbles in. Stella is lying on a massage table,*ahem* naked ,smothered in olive oil and Mac's shirt sleeves folded up, his hands oily.

Stella turns around to Danny. "Wanna try?"
 
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OMG!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: *chokes* I'm gonna give up eating and drinking in front of the PC!

Hey Marns shall I post the ones which I PMed U?
 
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Yeah! You should do that! I liked them.. :)
 
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