Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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(Everyone's in the locker room and Mac is Making an announcement)

Mac Taylor: Everybody here? (some nod and grunt) Good. I have an announcement to make: I'm quitting the force, moving to Alabama and I'm gonna operate my own fleet of Shrimp Boats, all named Peyton. Any questions?

Danny: Yeah. What're you STUPID?

Mac Taylor: (pulls out his gun) My momma always said... stupid is, as stupid does. (Shoot's Danny. Suddenly "Miserlou" by Dick Dale and the Dell-tones kicks in and the credits roll, saying "Gump Fiction")
 
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Flack: *listening to the news* *sniff sniff* Come on Messer, what've you been eating?
Danny: Wasn't me
Stella: Ok that's it, no more Mexican before work, any of you!
Sid: er..excuse me?

Danny: Geesh this city reeks today...no one can figure out why
Flack: I told you to watch what you eat before work

Stella: You all been watching the news? No one knows why the air smells so bad
Danny: Sorry...I really shouldn't have ate those burritos last night...
 
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Danny: You okay, Montana?
Lindsay: Uh-- yeah.
Danny: You got something on your lips.
Lindsay: what?
(Danny moves in to kiss her instead and she pulls back, surprised but with a giant smile.)
Lindsay: So, did you get it off...?
 
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OMG I love that :D

I'm thinkming of one with those little macaroni type things you get as packing material XD :lol:

EDIT: Here it is! :)
~~~

'New Arrivals'

Lindsay: *sits on the floor of the breakroom throwing the macaroni like foam material everywhere like snow.*

Danny: Uhm, Montana?
Lindsay: *in an emphasized tone* Danny Messer?
Danny: What're you doing?
Lindsay: Making it snooooooooooooooow!!! *throws handfuls of material at him.*
Danny:I am so going to get you.
Lindsay:*squeals*

[Lindsay and Danny are now on the floor laughing with foam in their hair]

*Mac, Flack and Stella walk in*

Flack: What the f-
Stella:*cuts Flack off* Fajitas. Flack, what the fajitas.
Mac: You two are having fun.

Danny and Lindsay: *squealing and giggling insanely* We got a new shipment of lab equipment today!

M, S & F: Uh-huh.

(Tell me if I should do more lol)
 
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LOL nice:) I was poking fun at the NYC smell a few weeks back myself hehe
 
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LOL..I ship D/L though not as intensely as Smacked
 
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MacsGirlMel said:
Flack: *listening to the news* *sniff sniff* Come on Messer, what've you been eating?
Danny: Wasn't me
Stella: Ok that's it, no more Mexican before work, any of you!
Sid: er..excuse me?

Danny: Geesh this city reeks today...no one can figure out why
Flack: I told you to watch what you eat before work

Stella: You all been watching the news? No one knows why the air smells so bad
Danny: Sorry...I really shouldn't have ate those burritos last night...
Click to expand...

I live here in Cali but saw on the news NY had a "smelly" situation a while back. When all else fails, blame the food. :lol: :lol:
 
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Saw the story about the smell in New York her in the UK as well. If they write it into an ep it would be a great chance for Flack and some of his snarky comments... :D :D
 
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:lol: omg i love this folder!

(We see a couple of NYPD Uniformed officers handcuffing some guy with a buzz cut and roughing him up a bit as Mac and Stella approach.)

Stella: We're with forensics (they show their badges) is this the suspect?

Officer #1: Yeah. This punk kept on chasing after Robin Wright-Penn calling out "Jenny? Is that you?"

(The officer turns him around--it's Tom Hanks in a buzz cut and an old suit, looking kind of slow.)

(Tom Hanks looks at Mac Taylor and gets a big rube-ish grin)

Forrest Gump: LIEUTENANT DAN! IT'S ME! FORREST! FORREST GUMP!!! I KNEW YOU'D COME SAVE ME!!!

Mac: Oh Good Lord! What the HELL did I do to deserve this?!??!!
Click to expand...
this is my fave... gotta love crossovers... :lol:

lemme try...

*mac recieves a call in his office*

mac: taylor.
voice on the phone: Ken, suit up, we're going to the moon.
mac: what the-
voice: ... hurry up, we're launching soon.
*call ends then stella walks in*
stella: what's up mac?
mac: i think i'll get to see the blue boxes...
stella: you going to tiffany's *eyes sparkling*
mac: no. im going to the moon.
//apollo 13//

*blushes* its bad, i know... :p
 
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Sid Hammerback: I'm leaving my job as a coroner, and joining a monestary, including taking a vow of celibacy...
 
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Lindsey "Danny, you know Flack pretty well, yeah?"
Danny "Yeah, I guess so"
Lindsey "Think he'd say yes if I asked him to go steady with me?"
Danny "??????!!!!!"

or
Lindsay "Now that we're together, there's something I've really really wanted to ask...you think we could get Flack to go for a threesome?"

edited to add another one
Flack (singing) "Did you hear me yell ah, you put me through hell ah...STELLLLLAAAAA!!!!"
 
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