Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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I agree... the chicken one was lmao hillarious!!! It's so out of character for Mac that if he were to do it, I would just die laughing so hard :lol: :lol:
 
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Heh, glad you liked it! Hmmm...

Mac "Okay, I admit it...I'm not really a chicken" (takes glove off his head) "I'm a penguin!!!"

(will make slightly more sense if you've ever seen Wallace & Grommit 'the wrong trousers')
 
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*gasp* So that's the episode with the penguins?? I LOVE penguins!! I'll have to keep that in mind. :D

So, do tell (since I haven't seen 'the wrong trousers')... is Mac gonna start waddling like one? :lol:
 
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strange people

ok i gotta gudden

stella: mac what the hell are you doing?
mac: im waddling....
stella: why?
mac: i want to be in that new film 'walking with penguins'
stella: hmmmm.... i think i would be better as a penguin *begins to walk like a penguin*
*later that day they visit a crime scene waddling*
 
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Here's another LV thread inspired one...two actually. Those guys know how to come up with funny ones lol.

Mac: Stella...I'm pregnant
or
Mac: I have my period
 
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yea
the chicken 1 is the best ive heard for a while!!

has anybody saw that vid for staceys mom??
well there is a bit where she is pole dancing on the table
i could just imagine mac seeing that and hell just say
mac: stella mind my rubber gloves
stella: mac im trying to impress you
*by this time mac is watching himself be a chicken in the mirror and she stopps pole dancing and puts her labcoat back on*
 
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Mac (on phone to lab) "I'm won't be coming in to work. I'm having a bad hair day"

Don (on phone) "I'm going to be late in to work, I'm trying to find a matching shirt and tie"

Danny (on phone) "Yeah Mac, my manicure's taking longer than I thought, I'll be in later"
 
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Ceindreadh said:
Danny (on phone) "Yeah Mac, my manicure's taking longer than I thought, I'll be in later"
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soo funny :lol:

mine is friends inspired
Danny:(to flack) Hey partner
Lindsey: when you say partner it doesn´t sound cop it sounds gay
Danny; damn she found out! what do we do
Flack;*tounge porn*
Danny: yeah later.

Later
Mac: why´s lindsey in a box?
Danny: shes doing some thinking
Mac:Why?
Flack: danny had reasons they were threefold.
 
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Hammerback: What is the anme of that detective you work with a lot?
Unknown voice (sounds like Gilbert Gottfried): Don Flack.
(Hammerback and Stella look around but see nothing but a duck off to the side.)
Stella: There are so many. Can you be more specific?
Voice: Don Flack.
(They look around again, confused, but don't see anybody but the duck.)
Hammerback: You know, the one hurt in the explosion.
Voice: DON FLACK!
Stella: Did you hear something? I think my brain is telling me it's time for lunch.
Hammerback: Instead of Greek, let's get Chinese. I'm in the mood for some Peking Duck.
Voice: Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh. (Duck starts charging towards them.)
 
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(We see a couple of NYPD Uniformed officers handcuffing some guy with a buzz cut and roughing him up a bit as Mac and Stella approach.)

Stella: We're with forensics (they show their badges) is this the suspect?

Officer #1: Yeah. This punk kept on chasing after Robin Wright-Penn calling out "Jenny? Is that you?"

(The officer turns him around--it's Tom Hanks in a buzz cut and an old suit, looking kind of slow.)

(Tom Hanks looks at Mac Taylor and gets a big rube-ish grin)

Forrest Gump: LIEUTENANT DAN! IT'S ME! FORREST! FORREST GUMP!!! I KNEW YOU'D COME SAVE ME!!!

Mac: Oh Good Lord! What the HELL did I do to deserve this?!??!!
 
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Hankster, I love you!!! This one is amazing, I can't stop laughing!!!
 
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Hankster & Dynamo, you are making me laugh so hard right now! I definitely don't need to work out my abs today. :lol:
 
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lol I love it :)

a redo of...gah, what was the ep? I saw it recently...

Stella: If you wanted fashion advice, all you had to do was ask...
Danny: It's not for me, something has to be done about Flack's ties.
Stella: You are so right...come on, let's go
*they find Flack and sneak up behind him*
Flack: Wha...hey, what's going on?
Stella: We're rebelling. Being forced to work with your ties is unfair labor practices.
Danny: We've decided you're getting some new ones even if we have to drag you along.
Lindsay: Oooh, count me in *shouts* Hey, Mac, we're revolting against Flack's ties and buying him new ones...you wanna come?
Mac: Sure...'bout time.
Flack: But...
Mac: Let's go, Don, that's an order
Flack: But my mom bought me these...she'll be so sad!
Mac: She'll get over it

(the idea is good but I hope the actual postage isn't too lame...)
 
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