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glam_chic86
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Mac: Do you have the suspect Stella?
Stella: Yeah but you will not believe who it is.
Mac: I've seen enough in my day. Bring him on.
Stella: Ok...
*in enters the suspect*
Mac: Well if it isn't little Stewie Griffin.
Stewie: Hmmmph it's Stewart Gilligan Griffin to you Mr.Taylor.
Mac: It says you tried to attack your parents.
Stewie: Ha you mean Lois and the fat man. And yes, I did try to take them out if you know what I mean.
Mac: How could a little baby be so evil?
Stewie: Oh could you hold on. It's time for a sexy party!
:lol: I guess you guys can tell that I have Family Guy on the brain.
Mac: Do you have the suspect Stella?
Stella: Yeah but you will not believe who it is.
Mac: I've seen enough in my day. Bring him on.
Stella: Ok...
*in enters the suspect*
Mac: Well if it isn't little Stewie Griffin.
Stewie: Hmmmph it's Stewart Gilligan Griffin to you Mr.Taylor.
Mac: It says you tried to attack your parents.
Stewie: Ha you mean Lois and the fat man. And yes, I did try to take them out if you know what I mean.
Mac: How could a little baby be so evil?
Stewie: Oh could you hold on. It's time for a sexy party!
:lol: I guess you guys can tell that I have Family Guy on the brain.
carlz31
Coroner
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
i still can't get the image out of my head of Mac walking around with a tambourine singing 'i like to move it move it'
oh well here goes...
Danny: All this working around death makes me feel so dirty. I'm going home to shower...Hey Aiden, wanna come?
i still can't get the image out of my head of Mac walking around with a tambourine singing 'i like to move it move it'
oh well here goes...
Danny: All this working around death makes me feel so dirty. I'm going home to shower...Hey Aiden, wanna come?
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Mac: Ohhhhh, you put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about...
Danny: You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around...
Team: That's what it's all about!
*clap clap*
Oh, that was so lame, Fay. And what's worse, Danny and Mac were really into it. :lol:
Mac: Ohhhhh, you put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about...
Danny: You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around...
Team: That's what it's all about!
*clap clap*
Oh, that was so lame, Fay. And what's worse, Danny and Mac were really into it. :lol:tinybadger
Police Officer
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
No it's not lame Fay, I'd love to see that! And Mac with a tambourine singing 'i like to move it move it' too!
In Britain we have this charity event called Children In Need and they used to have a couple of shows doing spoof episodes, I think it would be brilliant if CSI did that!
No it's not lame Fay, I'd love to see that! And Mac with a tambourine singing 'i like to move it move it' too!
In Britain we have this charity event called Children In Need and they used to have a couple of shows doing spoof episodes, I think it would be brilliant if CSI did that!
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Guest
Guest
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
I got one:
( dead groom on the floor in a church )
Flack: "Holy matrimony, Batman, weddings can be murder."
I got one:
( dead groom on the floor in a church )
Flack: "Holy matrimony, Batman, weddings can be murder."
tinybadger
Police Officer
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
lol I can actually see Flack saying that!
lol I can actually see Flack saying that!
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Guest
Guest
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Oh man, I love Flack. He needs more AWFUL puns...
Oh man, I love Flack. He needs more AWFUL puns...
Cassie
Police Officer
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
I can soo see this happening!
Danny: Hey, has anybody seen my cannolis?
Mac"Where did you leave them?
Danny: Right here! *points at table* Did you guys take any!?
Stella: oF course not!
Danny: What's that on your chest? *gasps* That's chocolate chip cream filling! You did take my cannoli!! Eww..
I can soo see this happening!
Danny: Hey, has anybody seen my cannolis?
Mac"Where did you leave them?
Danny: Right here! *points at table* Did you guys take any!?
Stella: oF course not!
Danny: What's that on your chest? *gasps* That's chocolate chip cream filling! You did take my cannoli!! Eww..
audacity
Pathologist
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
I could see the WHOLE TEAM getting drunk at a karaoke bar and singing Jimmy Buffet's "Why Don't We Get Drunk and S****"(and pushing censors, of course). I know it's never gonna happen, but it would be funny!!
Oh, I could just see them now. Flack, Hawks, Lindsay, Danny, Mac, Stella, and even Hammerback singing--- "So bartender...
I could see the WHOLE TEAM getting drunk at a karaoke bar and singing Jimmy Buffet's "Why Don't We Get Drunk and S****"(and pushing censors, of course). I know it's never gonna happen, but it would be funny!!
Oh, I could just see them now. Flack, Hawks, Lindsay, Danny, Mac, Stella, and even Hammerback singing--- "So bartender...
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
:lol: I'm just trying to imagine a case when one of the guys would need a tampon! :lol: Ok, here's one.
Flack: Er, Stella, can I talk to you over here for a second?
*Stella looks confused but follows Flack to a secluded corner*
Stella: So, what's this about, Flack?
Flack: *looks around and whispers* Do you have a spare tampon I could use?
*Stella looks blank*
*Flack looks embarrassed*
*There is a long pause*
Stella: *busts out laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*everyone in the immediate vacinity turns to stare*
Stella: *gasping for breath* W-why...do you...need...a...TAMPON?
*Flack wishes he could sink into the floor*
Flack: *whispering* Mac and Danny are doing some sort of crime scene reconstruction in the lab, and they said that they needed one...
*Stella is still laughing*
*Mac and Danny are watching from the doorway and laughing their asses off*
Lindsay: Here, Flack, I have one. *hands him a tampon*
*Flack takes it like it's diseased*
Flack: Uh, thanks, Lindsay.
*Flack walks over to Mac and Danny and holds the tampon out*
Flack: Here, take it.
Mac: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't think you'd actually ask her--I was just joking, Flack!
Danny: We should have sent him to the store with a list! *gasps for air*
*Flack looks confused*
Flack: What in the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?
Stella: Use your imagination, Flack.
*Flack stares at the tampon, looks up and Mac and Danny, and grins*
*Everyone continues to laugh as Flack walks off*
--some time later--
Mac: Alright, Danny, let's go talk to the suspect.
Danny: Do you want to drive or should I?
*They walk outside and freeze*
*Flack walks up, looking pleased with himself*
Flack: How do you like it? I call it, Ultra-absorbant car cover.
*Mac and Danny look at each other, mortified*
Mac: Y-you covered my car with tampons?
Flack: No, of course not--that's Danny's car. Yours is covered with maxi pads.
*Flack walks off, whistling*
Mac: That's just wrong.
Danny: *considers* I think we should take my car.
Mac: Why?
Danny: We can just say that they aren't tampons, they're, uh, an artistic statement using, er, cotton and braided cord or something.
Mac: No one is going to buy that, you know.
Danny: It's more convincing than trying to deny that those are maxi pads. I mean, come on, they have wings.
*Mac considers for a minute and nods*
Mac: Very true.
:lol::lol::lol: Wow, I got a bit carried away with that one! :lol:
:lol: I'm just trying to imagine a case when one of the guys would need a tampon! :lol: Ok, here's one.
Flack: Er, Stella, can I talk to you over here for a second?
*Stella looks confused but follows Flack to a secluded corner*
Stella: So, what's this about, Flack?
Flack: *looks around and whispers* Do you have a spare tampon I could use?
*Stella looks blank*
*Flack looks embarrassed*
*There is a long pause*
Stella: *busts out laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*everyone in the immediate vacinity turns to stare*
Stella: *gasping for breath* W-why...do you...need...a...TAMPON?
*Flack wishes he could sink into the floor*
Flack: *whispering* Mac and Danny are doing some sort of crime scene reconstruction in the lab, and they said that they needed one...
*Stella is still laughing*
*Mac and Danny are watching from the doorway and laughing their asses off*
Lindsay: Here, Flack, I have one. *hands him a tampon*
*Flack takes it like it's diseased*
Flack: Uh, thanks, Lindsay.
*Flack walks over to Mac and Danny and holds the tampon out*
Flack: Here, take it.
Mac: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't think you'd actually ask her--I was just joking, Flack!
Danny: We should have sent him to the store with a list! *gasps for air*
*Flack looks confused*
Flack: What in the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?
Stella: Use your imagination, Flack.
*Flack stares at the tampon, looks up and Mac and Danny, and grins*
*Everyone continues to laugh as Flack walks off*
--some time later--
Mac: Alright, Danny, let's go talk to the suspect.
Danny: Do you want to drive or should I?
*They walk outside and freeze*
*Flack walks up, looking pleased with himself*
Flack: How do you like it? I call it, Ultra-absorbant car cover.
*Mac and Danny look at each other, mortified*
Mac: Y-you covered my car with tampons?
Flack: No, of course not--that's Danny's car. Yours is covered with maxi pads.
*Flack walks off, whistling*
Mac: That's just wrong.
Danny: *considers* I think we should take my car.
Mac: Why?
Danny: We can just say that they aren't tampons, they're, uh, an artistic statement using, er, cotton and braided cord or something.
Mac: No one is going to buy that, you know.
Danny: It's more convincing than trying to deny that those are maxi pads. I mean, come on, they have wings.
*Mac considers for a minute and nods*
Mac: Very true.
:lol::lol::lol: Wow, I got a bit carried away with that one! :lol:
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