Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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*Stella staggers into Mac's office*

Mac: Stella, what's up? Why are you walking weird?
Stella: What are you talking about Mac. I'm, I'm walking finnnnee.
Mac: *sighs* Did you drink a little too much ouzo again?
Stella: *hic* Noooo. My yiayia made this baklava and it tasted kinda weird.
Mac: What did you do?
Stella: I had more. Then she made me her special punch. She's such a liar...there so was booze in that punch.
Mac: Ha! So you did have ouzo.
Stella: No no no no. I had my yiayia's punch which had ouzo in it. I had punch with ouzo, not ouzo.
Mac: *gets up from desk* That's it, I'm taking you home.
Stella: HA! Just try...I er lost my keys.
Mac: *mutters* Not again.
 
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I just got inspiration from Sex and The City....

Stella: Have you ever tried doing it Up The Butt?
Aiden: Oh, honey. I've done it so many times my butt's still sore!
Maka: Damn! Do you get laid that often?!
Aiden: Of course! I got a new boyfriend every week! ;)
Maka: So what about you, Stella?
Stella: I've done it once or twice... Not my favourite dish, though..
*Flack walks in*
Flack: What's not you dish?
All the girls: Doing it up th butt..
Flack: That's not your dish?! I LOVE IT!
Aiden: You do it with guys?! :eek:
Flack: Just Danny!!
Stella: Eww!! I don't need that image in my mind!
*Aiden is puking while Maka ran away*
Flack: WHat?!
 
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I know! But me and my sister were having a Sex & The City Marathon. So I thought, "Imagine Aiden, Stella and Maka talking about Up The Butt?" I was laughing so hard, my sister thought I was drunk!
 
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ROFLMAO!! I can really imagine that! Just the part where Flack says Danny, It's a little wrong! ;)
 
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wow, this thread reaaaaallllyyyyy died! maybe we can get it going again? hmm, *dramatic sigh* i shall try to think up an original quote.

*cough* hmm. ah, yes.

Mac: danny, i need you to work another 12 hour shift.
Danny: *whining* aww mac, i have to go home and uhm.... do manly things like....erm....lift weights. *lowers his voice as stella and lindsay walk in*(picture arnold schwarzenegger voice) i must pump the iron to remain muscular. *staggers away trying to keep every muscle flexed at once*
Stella:*as he walks out* whats wrong with danny?
Mac: he's trying to get out of working a double shift. says he has to....pump iron.
Lindsay: what? he told me earlier that he was trying to grow NY's tallest sunflowers in his apartment! they have to be watered every 15 hours!

omg, im so sorry. i've been away for so long, i've actually forgotten how to write fake-funny quotes! *ducks from flying tomatoes*
 
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why thank you. *bow*

anyone else? where the ol' gang? c'monnn! i know there were at LEAST...*counts*....3...other people that used to think up quotes :p

ok, i can't really take credit for this, because i got the idea from something i saw on tv. guess which show? cookies to whoever knows :lol: i just thought 'well, we pretty much used every quote from anchorman, and napolean dynamite, so why not other tv shows?' and i came up withhhh:

*danny is standing next to a body, staring off into the distance. his knee is propped up on a rock in a strange pose. lindsay walks up, wearing really tight black pants and a giant fur coat and a warm headband, tye-dyed pink and yellow*
Lindsay: what are you doing?
Danny: *looking up* what? i'm standing. this is how I stand. *looks at lindsays strange outfit* what are you wearing?
Lindsay: *uncomfortable* clothes. this is how I dress.
Danny: well this is how I stand.
Lindsay: and this is how I dress!
Mac: shut up both of you! lindsay, you're dressed weird. danny, you look like you're posing for a camera that isn't here!

now guess that show! muahaha. :D
 
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... I have no idea. It seems like a... no, I can't even guess. I have no clue!!!!
 
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(evie is in the lab with mac and stella)
Evie: Hey you two, get this!
Mac and Stella: Yeah.
Evie: Our vic's name is Wayne Kerr and he has a cream cheese franchise here in Manhattan.
Mac and Stella: (on the floor , laughing)
 
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hehe. my idea was random. it was from 'monk'. i watched it for the first time, and two of the characters did that ('this is how i stand' this is how i dress! :lol: etc.) it was really funny, and i pictured them like lindsay and danny.

i'll just go back to the cave i live in now... :rolleyes:
 
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(The Miami team are in New York on a case)
Horatio: Lt. Horatio Caine, *puts on sunglasses* Miami Police Department.
Mac: We know, we've worked with you before...AND WILL YOU TAKE OF THOSE DAMN GLASSES?! *yanks them off* If you're up here, then you're going to play by our rules.
Horatio:(calmly) Fine then.
(Horatio turns around, takes out another pair and puts them on)
Horatio:(under his breath) Heh. Suckers....
 
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Mac Taylor: Lt. Caine, I have to read you your rights.
Horatio: What for?
Mac: You have been seen in public without a Yankees cap. I warned you on your last visit about that.
Horatio: But it will mess up my hair.
 
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