Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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Mel23 said:
Stella: Come on, please???
Mac: But I don't want to role play scenes from Imposter...I know I'm practically his double but that was a dark one...
Stella: Yeah but he had his shirt off most of the film. And he was tied up. It's sexy too. And those sweatpants....whoo...
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OMG! Impostor! Probably the best Gary Sinise film! (next to Ransom. Heehee) I wanna quote with Gary Sinise movie references.

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Mac: (sees Frankie ahead) RUN STELLA! RUN!!!
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Mac: Hey Danny! Gimme Hooker, by Johnny Lee!
Danny: *grumble*complain*
(Hooker plays in the lab)
Mac: (in the shower) Boom!Boom! You sweep off my feet!
Stella: (outside laughing)
Mac: GO JOHNNY LEE!
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(A/N: Scene it is a game where 2 teams act out movie scenes. We have to guess what scene it was and which move it came from. Team leaders draw scenes from a box/fishbowl)

Flack: I know! Let's play Scene It! Mac, your team goes first.

Danny: Boo! Hiss! Unfair guys, you always win!

(Mac draws out a piece of paper. Gasps at what is says)
Mac: *whispers to Stella* We have to act out the first few scenes of Spencer and Maya.
Stella: WHAT!?!?

Flack: I think that's what it is.
Linsay: IT IS?!
Hawkes: The legendary scene?
Danny: Yays!

Danny, Lindsay, Hawkes and Flack chant: DO IT! DO IT!
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(Stella is crying in the AV lab. Mac walks in)
Mac: What's wrong Stella?
Stella: (stands, slaps Mac and walks away)
Mac: (sees Spencer and Maya's scene)
Mac: STELLA!!! IT'S NOT ME!!!!!

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Lame, lame lame.
 
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Mac:(yells at Hillbourne) Satan Spawn!
Hillbourne: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Mac:*begins to act all innocent*
Hillbourne: I said what did you call ME?
Mac: Hmmhmm..nothing sir.
Hillbourne: Ok, then.*walks away*
Mac: HA! HA! SATAN SPAWN!
 
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Stella: Sorry, Mac, you're gonna have to take a few days off. Can't have the rest of the lab getting sick on us.
Mac: I don't have the measles...and I'm not gonna get the measles!

I wish I could figure out a way to work in that one Stand quote..."Just don't call me Geraldo."

Mac: So what're you doing in New York,Dan?
Lt.Dan I am living off the government tit! Sucking it dry!
(I never realized they had the same last name...it'd be downright hilarious if they were brothers or something.)
 
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darn Im past the edit cutoff.

(Mac and Stella are doing one of those burn ash test thingies)
Mac: Burn baby burn....
Stella: huh?
Mac: Sorry, being around the hot stuff, makes me hot.
Stella: Was that what I thought it was?
Mac: I don't know, we could finish here and then find out...

(darn I wish I knew who would be best saying this part...guess it'd depend on what the situation was. Definately not a work one, but that's all I can think right now.)Mac or Det. Taylor?
Mac: Just don't call me Geraldo

(an unsual take on the firing)
Mac: Aiden...the lab has spoken.

(sorry, just have seen too much Survivor probably)
 
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Mac: Hey, Stella, let's play. You be the body on the table and I'll be the CSI...And I'll wear my labcoat and not much else.

More karaoke night:
Group song: Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we come for you....

Stella: Hey, Mac, wanna go back to your place for some indecent exposure?
or
Stella: Hey, Mac, wanna practice your cavity search technique?

Mac: Oh, Stella, wanna do a little strip search practice?
Stella: Take me away, officer!

*evil grin* Police jargon works so well here sometimes...

Mac(to Stella) I'll show you my gifts if you show me yours *wiggles*
 
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More karaoke night:
Group song: Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we come for you....
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:lol::lol: I can imagine Flack getting really into that one! :lol::lol:
 
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*Danny strolls into the lab*

Danny: Hey guys. What's up!
Mac: Is that...
Stella: Parachute pants?
Danny: You got that right babe.
Flack: Are you..
Lindsay: Sporting a mohawk?
Hawkes: A Mr.T mohawk?
Danny: *holds out his palm* Alright, stop...Messer time!
Hammerback: Oh my god..
Danny: Bling bling baby!
 
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D'you know, I just commented on that in the LR, jorja. I must say, that sounds "too legit to quit" if you know what I mean. :p (As in, his hotness is to legit for me to quit chasing his ass even in that getup!) :lol::lol:

Honestly though, I'd love to see that on the show--only if he busted into an MC Hammer song, of course. ;)

"Can't touch this"

:D
 
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Now, I don't know where this came from, and quite frankly I'm scared that it came out of my head, but here goes:

Lindsay: So, Danny, do you want to go out sometime?
Danny: *looks up at her* Sure Lindsay, but if you want to be my lover, we've got to get a few things straight.
Lindsay: Er, like what?

*The rest of the team hurries in as music starts*

Danny: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Flack: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
Danny: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Hawkes: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
Danny: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

*dance routine commences*

Danny: If you want my future forget my past
Mac: If you wanna get with him, better make it fast
Stella: Now don't go wasting his precious time
Danny: Get your act together we could be just fine

*continue to dance*

Danny: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Mac: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
Danny: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

*intricate dance routine*

Danny: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Flack: gotta get with his friends)
Stella: Make it last forever friendship never ends
Danny: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Hawkes: Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

*dancing*

Danny: What do you think about that now you know how I feel
Mac: Say you can handle his love are you for real
Danny: I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
Stella: If you really bug him then he'll say goodbye.

*still dancing*

Danny: Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Flack: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
Danny: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

*more dancing*

Danny: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Hawkes: gotta get with his friends)
Mac: Make it last forever friendship never ends
Danny: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Stella: Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

*Danny dances to the front and points to each team member as he mentions them*

Danny: So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully,
We got Don in the place who likes it in your face,
we got Hawkes like MT who likes it on an
Easy SB doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me--haha, you'll see
All: Slam your body down and wind it all around; Slam your body down and wind it all around.

*all dance*

Danny: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Stella: gotta get with his friends)
Flack: Make it last forever friendship never ends
Danny: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Mac: Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
Danny: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Flack and Hawkes: Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Stella and Mac: Slam your body down and wind it all around (uh uh).
All: Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Danny: Slam your body down zigazig ah...

*Dance comes to an end, and everyone freezes in a pose with Danny front and center*

Danny: If you wanna be my lover.

*momentary silence, as Lindsay tries to decide how to react*

Lindsay: Um, ok, I see...

*the team nods and disperses*

Danny: So, how's Saturday night?

:lol::lol::lol:
 
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OMG Fay it's the Spice Girls. I laughed pretty hard when I read the whole thing. My mom looked at me funny. Oh god that's gold baby gold!
 
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Okay Fay, the depths of your mind...if only I could be as clever and as bold as you...lol...especially when you finally figure out how to remove that blue ummm...well,you know what I'm talkin' about :devil:...I'll save it for another thread!

I could totally see the team getting into that routine, especially Flack...he'd make a good Baby Spice. JK :lol:
 
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However, the image that conjured up, especially of Mac was just disturbing.
 
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Flack: Yo Danny, I have the suspect!
Danny: Bring him in will ya.

*Flacks drags in the suspect*

Suspect: Let me go. I control the mail!
Danny: Thanks Flack.
Flack: Yeah, no problem. Careful though 'cause this guy is a wacko.
Suspect: Don't blame me when your lights go out. Oops, where did the electrcity bill go. I don't know...haha..

*Flack exits the room*

Danny: Take a seat.
Suspect: Thanks for telling me that.
Danny: Hey, you look familar.
Suspect: Yes, I do get Brad Pitt a lot.
Danny: No no. Wait, aren't you Truman Bosch?
Suspect: No, I'm Newman, the mailman.
Danny: Mailman?
Suspect: Yes, us people are just as important as you CSI's!
Danny: Alright. So I heard you blew up a mailbox with a bomb.
Suspect: Ooh, who told you that. Was it Jerry. No, Kramer? Ooh...
Danny: Why the hell would you do that.
Suspect: Because the mail doesn't stop. Everyday it just piles in. All those junk mail...it's driving me crazy.
Danny: Do you know you nearly killed someone.
Suspect: Hey, I didn't mean to kill anyone alright!
Danny: Ok ok, fine. If you hate mail then why do you deliver it?
Suspect: Because...I couldn't be a bro salesman.
Danny: A bro?
Suspect: Bro, manzeire...whatever. Guys need support y'know. It's uh, not good for our backs.
Danny: *yells* Flack, get this nut job outta here.

*Flack enters the room*

Flack: Whatever you say buddy. Come here Newman.
Newman: I'll get you Jerry Seinfeld. I'll get you muwhahaha.
 
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^^^
Danny: OK, Flack, bring in the next one.
Flack: Please welcome our next contestant, a restaurant owner from here in the city.
Danny: Now tell me, where were you at the time of the murder.
Suspect: No soup for you.
 
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