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To an Ithoughtfriend:

What the hell is so adorable about that guy? He passes by and twists your brain with such awful compliments. You say you know he jerks you word by word.
Did he already manage draging you to bed? Honestly, I even hope not only once. Come on... believe in empty boasts.

See you - you naive further stripe on his wall-countlist. :devil:
 
To my bra: thanks for being so cheap and you're so great! :D

To my English cup of tea: Thanks for comforting me after the England's game. I appreciate you so much, you know that right? *sips it*
 
To dad:
Come on.. why did you want an Brazilian stripster and you wanted to get me a Turkish stripper :rolleyes: You know so well, I want a stripster too :lol: Just accept it :p

To the readers:
^that never really happened though, we just joked about it.

To my fan (not a person, but a machine!!!):
I think I'm taking you to bed with me tonight.. I love you *hugs fan*.. ohh must be careful otherwise it will catch some hairs and.. well.. OUCH! That'll hurt.. so fannie, be careful with me :)
 
I think she means an ACTUAL fan, 'cos it's so freaking HOT! I don't like this weather! It's so freaking UNCOMFORTABLE. AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, BTW, to that boy: Now you know ( or at least, you should know. If not then why did I even get a crush on you? C'mon, I thought you were smart! Then again, you ARE a boy :rolleyes:) can you please play the ball good? I can't tell you how to play it, but even if you don't want to do anything about this do be nice about it. If you aren't then SOMEONE's ass is gonna get kicked. And it WON'T be Anna doing the kicking!
And to the girl: you're being a right bitch, y'know? At least treat me like a HUMAN BEING, and THINK. Maybe that boyfriend HAS gone to your head, but that gives you NO excuse for being such a bitch! :mad:
Other girl: Now he knows, and it's YOUR FAULT! It may be good, but honestly, did he HAVE to find out through HIM?!?! Jeez!
 
To my one roommate: You better call me, email me, PM me or go on MSN! Because let me tell you here with one roommate is weird...because I just noticed...we don't talk very much without another person here!

To a certain someone: PLEASE...I'm really not in the mood to argue...yesterday I had a bad day...today I'm already having one and I just don't need to argue with one of my best friends to top it all off.

To friend on phone: I LOVE YOU!!!! Thanks for calling! :D ANd don't worry, things will get better...I promise!

To my eyes: DAMN IT! Stop crying...it's going to be okay...I think...
 
to my life: why... why your are so boring... :p wait a sec? ohh right... hi :)

to myself: why.. why..why you are so boring person.. :p today you was chance go to swim, go to cinema, go to skatepark but you "Boring Person" choose sit home! :mad: #%&%$&#%^%
 
To the Y: HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME. PLEAAAASE. I need some money, and $7.50 an hour works for me <3
 
To Joe:

You're creepy and five years older than me. You won't leave me alone so please go away. You don't seem to understand that sending me emails titled "hello beautiful" and posting comments on my LJ concerning porn will not make me love you. I have never loved you, and never will. So sorry 'bout that.
 
To my roommate: I do not care if you don't like this CSI episode, I do not care if I watched this CSI episode yesterday...I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!!

To myself: Why did you eat all your happy food yesterday? Now there's none left for today...that means you have to go out and get some...and I don't want to go out cause 1. I look like crap and 2. I feel like crap.
 
To a real life friend: Oh my god, So you my best friend, Ask me about my latest crush(Its a different guy then the last guy I was talking about), So I tell you. And Then you freaking go and Tell everybody, Even him!!! He blocked me on MSN, he won't answer my Emails, hes avoiding me, and when I try and call him he just tells me to F**k off and hangs up. How could you do this to me, and when I asked you nicely if you told him, you just giggled and said "oops" I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I hate you! and I don't think I want to be friends with someone like you! How would you like if I told your crush that you liked him. We've been friends since 1 grade, I trusted you!
(I really want to tell her that, But she'd Probably spread rumours..)

To Guy I like who won't talk to me anymore: TALK TO ME DAMNIT! Be a Man and stop hiding away from me!!
 
To real life, backstabbing "friend"
No! You don't get a third chance! No! I won't treat you as a friend anymore. I've got respect for almost everyone, except backstabbing persons like you. Especially since I found out only because some stupid teacher had a problem keeping secrets...
 
To myself: Take some Tylenol and go to bed. When you wake up, you'll feel better.

To my mom: No I DO NOT want to play Nintendo with you! My stomach is killing me and I just feel like curling up into a ball and dying. So go play Mario Bros. by yourself.

To my sister: Thank you so much for the gift! I really, really appreciate it! :)
 
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