To some people who annoy me with their constant chattering:
Okay, I know you're really excited, I know you have lots of things to tell me, but could you please like, take it into the other room? And BTW, I know you're reading this, I know you read everything I write, and it gets REALLY ANNOYING. And stop telling me that RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED. I'll write the damn song already. Jeez.