Alrighty, I have two stories.
Okay, I was watching "Bang Bang" and for once, didn't read the spoilers and during the silence right before Brass was shot I screamed, "OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA DIE!" And then he said the safe word and he was shot and I screamed again and jumped up with the remote in my hand. And since I have DVR I kept rewinding it to watch the last thirty seconds from the silence to the end and then just when he's shot with my other hand on my cheek, still screaming. Mind you it's at 2am and my mom and dad come sliding into the living room yelling, "What happened?! What's wrong?!" And I turned around and started playing the end again, throwing my arms toward the tv in a gesture and screamed, "BRASS WAS SHOT IS WHAT'S WRONG!" and then just started watching the end over and over again.
Alright a different time I was watching "Pirates of the Third Reich" and when Gris found Lady Heather's necklace I was like "Oh my gosh! Heather took him! Ah!" And then I watched Grissom's face throughout the car ride and I'm screaming, "NO! NO, YOU CARE FOR SARA NOT THE DANCER!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?!" Meanwhile, my mom is yelling at me to shut up and calm down and I screamed when he hugged Heather and comforted her and shrieked, "NOOOO! YOU WANT SARA! SARA SIDLE! NOOOOOO!" and started crying into my hands as my dad got up and walked off saying, "Pff, you're way too obsessed." I turned to him and said, "And proud of it."