Locker Room #17: Danny/Carmine: Our Utility Guy

I've already offered to leave my husband for the man, but he isn't taking me up on my offer.

 

I seem to remember quite a few of us offered ourselves to the man when we sent off our sex letters to him in his scrapbook. :devil:

As far as I know he didn't take any of us up in the offer, unless there's someone on this board who got a booté call and hasn't told us :devil: :devil: :devil:

The point that he hasn't had a girlfried in 8 years kinda worries me. Either he HASN'T found "the woman" he wants or maybe ... he's leaning ... in the other direction

Which would explain the holiday with Eddie .............

I love his house, like everyone else :lol: and wish that he'd let us see his bedroom god damn it. Carmine how could you not let us fangirls see where you lay your weary yet lean and muscular hard body at the end of the day.

I mean please, if he expects to get a girl he needs to show off the bedroom. Can't have a god awful bedroom if you want to entice a fangirl into it :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I don't know, I don't think it's such a horrible thing that he hasn't had a girlfriend in so long. I've only had one boyfriend (if it even qualifies as that, it was highschool), and that was about 5 years ago. I'll just use Carmine as a pick me up, I'm not the only lonely single in the world

 

Carmine batting for the other team? *purr, insane giggle* yes plz can i has that plz! *happy dance*
if i got a carmine booty call...once i was able to solidify enough to actually participate, and i got home, i would TOTALLY post it here, with the title "OMG OMG OMG! CARMINE! *Flop*" knowing me...i'd probably moan for Danny instead...(speaking of that, i have an rp with a friend where Carmine and Gary were going at it and Gary acedently moaned "Danny" insted of carmine. oops...)

 

Okay, I'm slow, I just got caught up on the thread, and here's what I gotta say on the German magazine scans of Carmine and his house.

He has such a nice house! Thank goodness someone was able to translate the article from German to English, thank you. Wow, 8 years of girlfriend-less life. Well, join the club, Carmine. :lol: I'm worse though, I'm 23 and I still have yet to meet that First Boyfriend.

Yummy! I have a thing for Italian food too. I wonder if he's a good cook. I don't know if you guys have heard of David Rocco. He's Italian-Canadian, and he hosts a food show named David Rocco's Dolce Vita. What do you guys think it'll be like if Carmine were to do something like that too?

You know you're an obsessed fan when you wanna read the same books as Carmine does. I saw "The Idiot" in the bookstore just now, and it was selling for about US$4, cheap huh? So I went and bought the book (along with "Crime and Punishment). :lol:

I don't know why, but the "clingy" part made me laugh. :lol: I guess it's because he seems like such a man, that I can't quite imagine him being all clingy like a girl.

 

I certainly hope 'clingy' is a mistranslation. Based on past experiences, clingy is about the biggest turn-off of a trait in a man. Just imagine a guy calling you or messaging you ten times a day asking where you are and what you're doing and whether you think he's a great guy and still loves him, and then doing the same thing every other day. How can anyone not be turned off by that?!

And yeah, before anyone asks, I'd be turned off even if it is Carmine behaving like that. :lol: In fact, just trying to imagine him pouting like a child asking whether he's hot or not already cracks me up. :lol:

 

Happy Birthday Lessien! Let us know what Carmine's bedroom looks like after you're done with him for the day

 

I found the OK article that is pretty much the same. Here's the link:
OK Magazine interview, April 2006

It is, as suspected, the translation that makes the difference. In this article the quote is "I'm very Italian, very emotional, very affectionate."

Affectionate sounds much more promising than clingy. :lol:
Carmine definitely knows the right things to say to get the fangirls' and fanboys' attention. :lol:

 

Oh yeah, that really sounds different from the german translation in 'In touch' that made me translate it back into 'clingy'. :lol:

But it really looks like the writer just translated the OK Magazine article into german... very sad...

But I'm actually happy that they even printed something about Carmine... very rare!

 

That's why I'm so impressed with people who speak more than one language. The translations often have slightly (or not so slightly) different meanings in each language. I get confused enough trying to figure out English and I'm a native speaker.

 

And at the same time, they're banging the next door neighbor behind your back.

Eh, if Carmine prefers the other side of things, I'm here!

Don't worry, I'd do my best to avoid the nickname 'Italian Stallion' for the sheer amount of cheese.

Oh geeze, I'm so desperate. :lol:

 

And finally, I am enlightened as to why it's always clingy guys who come after me. :lol: It's intriguing and odd at the same time. Surely these clingy men must know an independant woman would not want a clingy guy at all for a significant other, so why chase them? Perhaps it's the thought of knowing an independant woman won't worry about her own self-esteem and concentrate on his alone that does it. Blah.

:lol: The first type = scary and to be avoided. The second type = aww, kinda sweet, but they should know where to draw the line, yes?

I can't see Carmine being either. :lol: And I'm glad to see 'clingy' was a mistranslation! Huh, so they just translated the OK magazine article into German? Wouldn't there be some copyright issue involved there? It'd be like a magazine in the US translating a magazine article from German into English and then saying they wrote it themselves or something.

:lol: If that's the case, they're not clingy, they're just #$%@tards who needs to be dumped ASAP. :lol:

 

Geez, talk about lazy. It's practically a direct translation.

Well, "affectionate" does sound way better than "clingy". I like to think of myself as independent, so a clingy guy makes me wanna run away and hide. :lol: The thought of Carmine pouting like a child and getting all upset because his girl wouldn't return his calls for the 5th time in 10 minutes just makes me laugh.

Thanks, Springmoon and Top!

Er, we left behind quite a big mess. Ya know, sheets all over the floor and all that. :lol: Wow, can't believe I said that. Being in this thread can seriously corrupt a person. :lol: