Locker Room #14 - Ride the Italian Stallion!!!

Good idea. Then we'd all know in which order we'd have to stand in line...

 

Well yes, there has to be some sort of system. Otherwise it'd just be loads of women, madly throwing themselves at him. I'm not sure he'd like that... :lol:

 

Yeah riiiight. He's practically begging for it. Maybe if he'd stop being so magically delicious all the time, then he wouldn't be having such a problem.

 

hehehe yes, it's his fault for being such a honey

 

And he said he's a loner, and no one wants him...
Just come here, and you can find all the love you need

Me and Orison first in line, you know: keep the Italian heritage :devil:

 

^^ Yeah, I read that in TV Guide. He said that "the guy at Starbucks gets more guys than I do". Yeah, right. Anna Belknap doesn't buy it and neither do I. A guy who looks as yum as that cannot be lonely. It just isn't humanly possible!! Although if he really is lonely, I'll be one to change that. :devil:

Ladies, get in line. :lol:

 

It depends also in what kind of pubs he goes.
If they're full of men, that's the problem!

Or maybe he simply doesn't want a crazy fan around

I'm not a fan, Carmine... hey, wait a minute: who's Carmine? :devil:

 

I have a feeling he's half Italian from his dad's side & quarter Norwegian & a quarter British from his mom's side but I could totally be wrong :lol:.

Well, if he wants to dark children he would best be suited with me. Normally I'm not crazy about blond hair, blue eyes men but I could always make an exception. Besides, I bet deep down he has a fantasy to be with a Greek woman :devil:.

OT: I'm so happy that the title I picked for this thread won .

 

Oh really? :lol:

*looks at jorja as her enemy*

 

He's just a loner and nobody wants him.

Yeah right.

Why's he doing this to us? As if it's not bad enough that he's hot as hell he's now trying to tell us he's available....???

 

Well, heyhey, looks like I gotta make a stand for the Asian laaaaaaaaaadieeeeeeees! :devil:

Since we've ascertained from his handwriting analysis that he, indeed, has a big sex drive ... Carmine, haven't you heard that Asian women are insatiable and always love a good romp? You'll never have to worry about us saying no at any time. :lol: :devil:

And hey. The Kama Sutra was written by Asians too. Uh hmmm.

 

Thanks for the info xx

Oh, this handwriting thing, where can i read about that?

 

LOL MiaCaro - I was wondering about that...

 

woo page 2 already?! !!!! lol
well i am gonna be waiting inline.. being british an' all hehe
Come to me carmine!!!!! :devil:

 

LMAO at that typo! The guy at Starbucks gets more guys than he does??? Well, we all know of one co-starring CSI guy Carmine can get anytime he wants.

I don't really buy that line either though. He's a smart guy, wisely skilled in the art of fangirl manipulation. Nothing wrong with that. He knows his demographic and what appeals to them. That remark is calculated to make us all go, "Oooooh, poor baby. He's lonely. I'd run over my own grandmother to get me some of that." And magically that s**t works exactly as anticipated. :lol:

EDIT: This is off-topic, but I had dinner with a fellow Carmine fangirl last night -- Springmoon. Poor girl got sent to Sacramento for work. Sucks to be her, but at least I got to meet her. As with all Carmine's fans I've met so far, she's terrific!