I found this joke on the Trek BBS, I think this has to be the best joke on there right now.
A little boy asks his father, "What's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically' ?"
The father tells his son he'll share the answer, but the son first must ask his mother, sister, and brother if each of them would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Confused, the little boy agrees and runs off to find his mother.
He asks his mother the question. Her reply:
"Well, a million dollars would help us finish paying off the house, our bills, and put everyone through college, and Mr. Pitt is quite attractive, so yes, yes I would.
The boy then finds his sister and asks her. The sister replies:
"Oh hellz yes! He fine! Plus, I could finally buy a car and move the F out of this hole!"
The little boy then finds his brother and poses the question. His brother answers:
"I guess so A million bucks would get a lot of psychotherapy if I needed it, and oh hell, it would just be one night, so yeah I would."
So the little boy goes back to his father and relays that his sister, his mother, and his brother all said yes. Still confused, the boy asks his father what any of this has to do with the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'.
His father smiles and says, "Son, potentially we're sitting on three million dollars. Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
A little boy asks his father, "What's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically' ?"
The father tells his son he'll share the answer, but the son first must ask his mother, sister, and brother if each of them would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Confused, the little boy agrees and runs off to find his mother.
He asks his mother the question. Her reply:
"Well, a million dollars would help us finish paying off the house, our bills, and put everyone through college, and Mr. Pitt is quite attractive, so yes, yes I would.
The boy then finds his sister and asks her. The sister replies:
"Oh hellz yes! He fine! Plus, I could finally buy a car and move the F out of this hole!"
The little boy then finds his brother and poses the question. His brother answers:
"I guess so A million bucks would get a lot of psychotherapy if I needed it, and oh hell, it would just be one night, so yeah I would."
So the little boy goes back to his father and relays that his sister, his mother, and his brother all said yes. Still confused, the boy asks his father what any of this has to do with the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'.
His father smiles and says, "Son, potentially we're sitting on three million dollars. Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
