Humorous Quotes

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Calihan

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In the CSI Miami episode Money Plane, I noticed a pretty funny quote. The scene with the quote was, Horatio and Ryan talking to the Victims mother and there is a fashion show going on in the yard. The quote was:

Horatio: Where is her Partner?
Mother: In the office on the other side of the yard.
Horatio: Through the bikinis perfect :)

Anyone else hear any funny/interesting quotes like this one?
 
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Grissom: Ever smell a fart and end up blaming the wrong guy?
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Grissom: So our killer had metal balls...
Hodges: ...Yes...*looks around* And uh, just to let you know, with me working this job, I'm devoloping them as well.

:lol:
 
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[Grissom comes out with Orthodontic Elastics.]

Grisson: Are though Spaghetti-O's?
Sara: I don't think so.
 
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:lol: Yup you guys, those are funny!


I laughed when I heard these quotes below but after that I just felt sooo sorry for Greggo! :(


Greg: Hey, Catherine? Do you think Sara would ever go out with me?

Catherine: Sure. As long as you don't tell her it's a date.

:p
 
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:lol: Yup you guys, those are funny!


I laughed when I heard these quotes below but after that I just felt sooo sorry for Greggo! :(


Greg: Hey, Catherine? Do you think Sara would ever go out with me?

Catherine: Sure. As long as you don't tell her it's a date.

:p
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Ha, I know, I did too.

GREG: Well, maybe she had the "munchies". Tox screen came back. Mrs. Lambert
tested positive for cannabis sativa.
SARA: Grass?
GREG: "Grass"? So '70s, man. Sticky green, the dank, the chronic, the cush, happy stick, wacky-tobaccy ...
SARA: Well, wait, wait, wait. Grandma was high?
GREG: (smiling) Yeah.
SARA: Grandma was high ...
GREG: ... as a kite.
 
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^ Haha! :lol: I love that scene! Greggo even had hand-gestures for that! :lol: You gotta love Greggo! ;)
 
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Sara:"I want to be Shannon. Good."
Warrick: "The stewardess?"
Sara: "Excuse me, it's flight attendant."
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Grissom: "Catherine, the doctor 3E."
Catherine: "Single mother, what an imagination you have."
 
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I like this one, too

Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.
 
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I know one from NY..

(Stella looks at Mac)
Mac: What!
Stella: "Your not wearing a tie! "I dont think I ever seen you with out one!
Mac: I never whore a tie at a dogshow!
Stella: hmmm, ok
 
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hehehe.

I like this one, not quite sure if it's funny, but whatever...

Sara: You wanna sleep with me?
Grissom: Did you just say what I think you said?
 
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From CSI: Las Vegas

Jim Brass: Hey, Grissom you got something stuck on your shoe... Nevermind, it's just Greg.

Gil Grissom: I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts.
Jim Brass: Sound familiar?

Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Gil Grissom: That would impress me.

From CSI: Miami

Horatio Caine: So what do you get when a six foot tall man lays down with a three foot long rifle?
Calleigh Duquesne: Hot flashes... but that's just me.

Ryan Wolfe: (after finding out the suspect they are interrogating stands to inherit an island) That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.

Suspect: You're not going to be able to prove a thing.
Horatio Caine: That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI.

From CSI: New York

Don Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: (holding a severed finger) Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there's nothing wrong with this finger.

Stella Bonasera: (examining a body) There's something gooey here.
Mac Taylor: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I have to use that more.
 
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