Dear Billy:
It has recently come to my attention that there is the slightest and most remote possibility that your beloved wife Gina may just call you "Gilly-Willy" during the course of your lovemaking. I find this absolutely disgusting and would like to threaten you with the loss of my fanship, should you not be able to plausibly deny that this is the case.
Sincerely,
Sarah A.
I was thinking more along the lines of:
Dear Gil - ahahahahah I mean Billy -
I know that if I were making love to you every night, I would certainly call you any host of delicious, salacious names. Unfortunately, I am not. Therefore, I must insist upon speaking to your wife about one that I find particularly gruesome. Gina, if you ever call him "Gilly-Willy", I'll KNOW. And revoke your wife duties.
- Anonymous (looking through your blinds)
*The above was meant to be entirely satirical.*
Anyway - I do find it weird how some people "fan" actors to a fantasy degree. Like the example in BTK when Sara talked about the person who'd broken into Brad Pitt's house.
Nods.
Does he also, bychance, produce a selection of delicious teas and soups?
Tragically, I don't believe he does. But if he did, I'm sure they would be well-researched, humbling, and introspective.
I believe, on a sidenote, that there is currently an attempt to get Billy on Inside the Actors Studio. And to that I say, "If they're taking Teri, I can't see why not".
Tooottally. Like.. okay.. I dunno.. *thinks hard about a fetish that has not been covered on the show* Maybe nerds who dress up in Star Wars costumes and have mad cosplay sex. It could involve Sara needing to go undercover as Boba Fett in order to seek out the truth behind the tragic murder of Princess Leia at the hands of Chewie.
And in this "scenario" would it require Grissom and Sara to act out the tragic death? I think in his beardless form, Chewie might be a stretch. But the gold bikini...
*watches as Ziggy recoils in horror*
It totally creeps me out that like, ET researchers could be reading this right now. Like.. what if they.. *shudder* quote us on their horrible (I'm sorry, delightfully enjoyable!) program.
There's a new rise in perversion and delusion among young internet users. See here on a chat board how they talk about Tom Selleck and what are appropriate nicknames for your lover in the bedroom.
Anyway - I don't know... I suppose it's more that you simply don't assume they're all that aware of fanship on the net.
And, again, when it comes to a show that just isn't about shipping, to suddenly hear them going on and on about GSR in pretty much any interview... it's odd.
Especially when you see how much thought they've all put into it, you're kind of like, "...and where was this before?"
Cool poll, desert, thanks!
ETA
Sorry,
Freckles - I didn't see your post.
Anyway...with regards to the Bite Me scene, what did y'all think about when the ep first aired?
That was the scene, interestingly enough, that made me start shipping GSR. So it couldn't have been that bad on first impression. lol. Though in truth it was subliminal. I don't think I actively went, "Well, this is the ship for me". But it was probably the straw that broke the camel's back where I went, "Hang on, there's something happening here". It wasn't until afterwards that I began to try and put a negative spin on it.