Grissom&Sara#21 - Cuz Dating Secretly is SO Much Cooler

[Adzix]

Big warm welcome to Sara_Grissom_Fan! you're gonna love it here. we're overanalyzing, cursing, dying of orgasms and many more. in general, we're just fanstastic, *whispers* and the best one is Adzix. she's really awesome.

We'll break her, Adzix

it'll be historical.

1) Too Hot For the Beard
2) Tongues Cost More
3) Sara Loves Grissom in the Buff
4) Under the Covers and On the Cover
5) Entomologists Prefer Brunettes

i voted for the most of them. i think i like the first one the most. ya'll know why my second pick would be shirtless grissom, and then the tongues. but i'll be good with any of those 5. they're great.

 

[Jasmine]

Well i really hope "under the covers and on the cover" wins but i also like "Tounges cost more" and just because i am a brunette myself i also like "Entomologist Prefer Brunettes".

Spoiler: response to Sarah

Well after all this things that i've read and seen i think for sure that Sara will show some emotions or feelings about Grissom's absence. Im not saying like she will cry or mention it to everyone but like you said, her getting off the phone and acting suspicious or kind of sad that he's gone will be sweet and is something i will expect.

 

[Reeble]

First off: Sarah, love your avatar. Adz, great job on it.

Out of the top 5 choices I most like "Entomologists Prefer Blondes", but if we're allowed to vote for other ones, I'll place my vote for "[Edited for Adult Content]" because it's what the gutter's all about. We're all perverts, and we know it. And if we're still allowed to enter some more title ideas, I'd like to throw in "Since Norman Fell" because I love that title to death. Come on, it's classic. Fogi, where art thou to back me up?

A huge welcome to Sara_Grissom_Fan! I dub you...SGF. Yes, very creative, I know. Unless you'll allow me to name you Fanny Pack, you shall from further on be called SGF. Whoo! Welcome aboard.

Sarahvhma said:

Not until I see evidence of make-up to rival Helen Mirren's, young lady!

I live off of MAC, honey. Don't talk to me about make-up. So BOW!!! lol.

I heart MAC makeup. I have their blush. So worth the money.

Sarahvma said:

Admit it, you are so drooling. You just can't admit that you have a crush on Billy Peterson. Burn, Sarah, burn.

You know what, Lolita? We don't ALL drool over our teachers like you and Sara.

He's ENGAGED. And plus, I just said he was hot. So you cannot go there. Dammit, Sporter, why did you have to go off and tell Sarah about that? *shakes fist*

People, I have WPHS. He looks good.

Hahaha, you admited it. You love Billy. But Zig and I have stayed true to our word. I am definitely not a victim of WPHS. Bring on the Dourdan lovin'.

"Uh oh Billy!"

Oh, and one more thing. The TV Guide picturess are so airbrushed. If I was Jorja, I would laugh, then smile, because they made my boobs look like freaking melons. And I know I've said this before, but I'll say it again...

Dear Lord, the pants.

 

[sarahvma]

Vote Vote Vote

 

[Adzix]

First off: Sarah, love your avatar. Adz, great job on it.

thank you bunches

Oh, and one more thing. The TV Guide picturess are so airbrushed. If I was Jorja, I would laugh, then smile, because they made my boobs look like freaking melons.

LOL. SO true!! but at least she didn't go to plastic surgery, they only corrected them in photoshop or in whatever they use.

Dear Lord, the pants.

isn't it supposed to be more ... less-modern? i mean i don't know what's the name of the style but it's how people used to wear pants some time ago. like couple of decades ago. and the style of the pic kinda confirms it. i think someone mentioned it before.

 

[sarahvma]

and the best one is Adzix. she's really awesome.

nah, she's a real bitch.

it'll be historical.

Momentous. Songs shall be written in its honor. Not long songs, obviously, but, you know... songs.

SPEAKING OF WHICH... Miss Zigs just contacted me to tell me she has procured a copy of To Live and Die in LA.

And if we're still allowed to enter some more title ideas, I'd like to throw in "Since Norman Fell" because I love that title to death. Come on, it's classic. Fogi, where art thou to back me up?

Sorry! I didn't see this in time. Next time, definitely, but I figured it was only right to make our next immediate title a TV Guide-related one.

A huge welcome to Sara_Grissom_Fan! I dub you...SGF. Yes, very creative, I know. Unless you'll allow me to name you Fanny Pack, you shall from further on be called SGF. Whoo! Welcome aboard.

Don't let her. Her fannypack obsession must be controlled.

I heart MAC makeup. I have their blush. So worth the money.

'Tisn't it, though? I have the all-over shimmer powder and quite a few eyeshadows. And a mascara.

"Uh oh Billy!"

I hate you.

Oh, and one more thing. The TV Guide picturess are so airbrushed. If I was Jorja, I would laugh, then smile, because they made my boobs look like freaking melons. And I know I've said this before, but I'll say it again...

Dear Lord, the pants.

Okay, the melons: here's the thing. Jorja, bless her, is a hippie. And us hippies... well, we don't always wear the underwire. Luckily I have the fantastic underwireless IPEX bra, which is great. But I think what we're looking at is Jorja embracing some serious push-up in those shots, rather than someone increasing her bust.

And for the LAST TIME they're supposed to be Film Noir-cum-Katherine Hepburn style. That's how they wore them back then. Deal with it.

 

[Desertwind]

Ok- here's maybe the general fan base that are NOT on a fan-site-nor particulary interestd in the GSR factor-- one of my customers , (I begged her to watch the last week's two parter season finale-) her take today was this " I saw nothing, but a one night stand" I go, "what", they've been together for, well we don't know how long-but you obviously haven't been keeping up with this show- and she said I saw more chemistry with that Lady Heather chick-- I about lost it it-- and she said she saw "nothing" between them but that now beings she's a customer - I can't go getting p---off at her- so do you all think that the millions of fans who watch this feel this way?? boo-hoo-hoo-

 

[Adzix]

SPEAKING OF WHICH... Miss Zigs just contacted me to tell me she has procured a copy of To Live and Die in LA.

VERY good. i, doctor Adzix, encourage you to watch it together and prepare a lot of smelling salts. TLADILA is an excellent way to progress to a higher level of WPHS, which is what most of us here are motivated to accomplish. as an experienced WPHS carrier, i know how to deal with it, but sometimes i need warnings. so this is an official warning - TLADILA contains outragously hot billy. session one completed. thank you.

And for the LAST TIME they're supposed to be Film Noir-cum-Katherine Hepburn style. That's how they wore them back then. Deal with it

yeah, that's exactly what i ment.

 

[sarahvma]

VERY good. i, doctor Adzix, encourage you to watch it together and prepare a lot of smelling salts. TLADILA is an excellent way to progress to a higher level of WPHS, which is what most of us here are motivated to accomplish. as an experienced WPHS carrier, i know how to deal with it, but sometimes i need warnings. so this is an official warning - TLADILA contains outragously hot billy. session one completed. thank you.

So, Doctor, as your in-residence scrubbie, what do you suggest we prepare for the next stage of inducing WPHS on the unwilling and rejecting host?

yeah, that's exactly what i ment.

Uh-huh. But I said it. Ho.

But yeah - I love the look, and from the suit to the framing of the photo, to... pretty much everything, it's supposed to look very 40's. And I think it's a cool effect. Even if our Victorian bedroom shot would've been a million times better, Reebs

 

[Adzix]

So, Doctor, as your in-residence scrubbie, what do you suggest we prepare for the next stage of inducing WPHS on the unwilling and rejecting host?

very good question, my dear student.

the host aleady has been infected, there is no doubt about it. there've been some symptoms we've seen that absolutely fit to the bookish example of stages 3/4.

TLADILA is a perfect drug to induce the effect of WPHS in the host. as we know alcoholics need to ADMIT they're alcoholics, in other way, the therapy will never work. this is a very similar situation. you need to show the host images of billy's muscular hot body without her knowing whose body is on display. next, we need to reveal the truth. by this very simple exercise, the host'll have, firstly admit it to herself (not necessarily out loud) that he's hot and that the host suffers from WPHS. then, i strongly recommend watching Kiss The Sky, made in 1999, where he's shirtless half of the movie, and above all that, VERY hot. from this point the brain of the host shouldn't be a problem, b/c the hormones will be very vivacious and as we know there is a wild animal in every one of us.

session 2 completed. thank you.

 

[ziggystarduzt]

Emmy loves me, too! Logan and Kali, I think, are unaware that I exist, though.

Emmy just pretends to love you so that you'll let her sit on the couch. Logan and Kali just think of you as "That lady who comes over and makes mommy be loud."

Whatever. You drooled over his muscular stomach before you realized who it was.

I don't know what planet you're living on, but it sure ain't Kryp...Earth.

WELCOME to newbie SGF!!!

Fogi, where art thou to back me up?

I've been working on her on MSN. We'll get her back.

He's ENGAGED. And plus, I just said he was hot. So you cannot go there. Dammit, Sporter, why did you have to go off and tell Sarah about that? *shakes fist*

HMPH, Sporter!!!! Such a hypocrite.

On the last poll I went with "Entomologists Prefer Brunettes" and something else that was not "Tongues Cost More", cause I want Entomologists... to win. I tied them. woo.

VERY good. i, doctor Adzix, encourage you to watch it together and prepare a lot of smelling salts. TLADILA is an excellent way to progress to a higher level of WPHS, which is what most of us here are motivated to accomplish. as an experienced WPHS carrier, i know how to deal with it, but sometimes i need warnings. so this is an official warning - TLADILA contains outragously hot billy. session one completed. thank you.

Well, I have yet to watch it (I'm waiting until the FANTASTIC SARAH AND DAYNA CSI PREMIERE PARTY SLEEPOVER NIGHT!!!!!!!!!™©), but Ihighly doubt that it contains an even remotely sexy Billy. I've seen Manhunter and it did nothing for me. So THERE. Also? I only bought it cause it was on sale for $5 at EB and I knew that Sarah would have my head if I didn't buy it. And who am I to let down Sarah?

HEY! HEY! OT! For those Dourdan fans out there? I just saw him in an episode of Lois and Clark... playing.. oh wait for it.. a dreadlocked, Jamaican accent-faking, Bob Marley tshirt-wearing ZOMBIE RASTA. Oh yes. Yes that's right.

ETA I forgot to mention that the character Gary played? Was named? ZIGGY. OH. HELLS. YES. heh.

 

[MissDee]

You know, I'm ridiculously proud that the term "WPHS" has caught on in this thread? I'm an Internet trend-setter! God, how lame am I?! *sobs*

Adzix, beautiful job on the avatars. I have to pause every time a post by you appears, just so I can drool over that pic. The man is SMOKIN'.

I think my favorite quote of the article was the "tenderness" comment. That's always been the part of the relationship I look forward to the most... watching them help each other keep the horror part of their work at bay. Very romantic, I think.

 

[Adzix]

You know, I'm ridiculously proud that the term "WPHS" has caught on in this thread? I'm an Internet trend-setter! God, how lame am I?! *sobs*

be proud! it's an excelent metaphore! and we're all sick.

Adzix, beautiful job on the avatars. I have to pause every time a post by you appears, just so I can drool over that pic. The man is SMOKIN'.

thank you very much! and here, i just made this one out of the cover pic:

 

[theatresporter]

I heart MAC makeup. I have their blush. So worth the money.

So weird seeing you say stuff like that on here. Reeble is a boys' name DO BOYS WEAR BLUSH?!

HMPH, Sporter!!!! Such a hypocrite.

Am not. I just told Sarah that Reebs was trying to set me up with her hot English teacher. S'all I said. T'was my drooling and Reebs' matchmaking skills (or lack of, seeing as he's now engaged to someone else *cries*) I was sharing - nothing else (and he's 25, so he's hardly out of MY age range). I'm more than willing to back Reebs up on this one.


Anyway, I hope 'Under The Covers and On The Cover' wins, 'cause it's clever and it's true. And also 'Entomologists Prefer Brunettes' (which Reebs totally had a Freudian slip with up there, and said Blondes by accident - shame on you! Go over to Grillows or Gofia, and don't make me post our MSN conversation!!) because I'm a film geek.

A big welcome to SGF!

I'm stoked at the number of icons and banners that have popped up from the TV Guide spread we have. Adzix especially has done a great job on them. Even I have rehashed my LJ layout because of it

But ain't noone getting rid of The Tom from my icon here.

Unless...

You were talking about either Grissom or Sara cheating a couple of pages back, right? TOM COULD GUEST STAR AND SARA COULD CHEAT ON GRISSOM WITH HIM! ...TV Guide already said they mightn't be monogamous *cough* (Ausiello is a perfect example that lot are practically all magical sitars)

Then I'd have a GSR related icon with that love triangle A GSR Tom sandwich. Mmmm.

Zigs, you know you'd love it.

 

[ziggystarduzt]

IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT SARA SLEEPING WITH TOM I WILL KICK YOUR ARSE! I'LL KICK IT, ***!!!!! (I censored your name, are you proug of me?)

I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position and sob now.