I like cuz it's basically saying "HAHA, our ship is canon and ON THE COVER OF TV GUIDE and YOURS ISN'I!!!" and I like rubbing it in people's faces. =P
You are a horrible, spiteful, mean person and I SHAME you. SHAME!
The second one I like cuz I just do. I could deal with "Tongues Cost More," though, since it already seems to be winning.
Well, because I'm *so* original, like 90% of those are coming from the article itself. And I just found that quote funny. Like somewhere WP sits down with an acting menu:
OPENING SCENE PUN......................Free
EYEBROW QUIRK..........................Free With Purchase of Another
QUOTE..................................100 dollars
SAGE ADVICE............................200 dollars
JEANS..................................1000 dollars
SPEAKING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE...........2500 dollars
CHEMISTRY WITH A CHARACTER.............5000 dollars
FLIRTING WITH SAID CHARACTER...........5500 dollars
ASKING CHARACTER OUT...................7500 dollars
FULL-BLOWN RELATIONSHIP................10,000 dollars
KISS...................................20,000 dollars
TONGUE.................................Price Upon Request