GREG Quotes
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piepretzelsngreg
CSI Level Two
i haven't seen that one. i saw Swap Meet yesterday, though. i loved the whole funtain water ordeal. xD
piepretzelsngreg
CSI Level Two
mmkay. i'll post a quote!
"So what's the pot up to?"
"We don't bet on cases."
"Oh, of course you don't. So who's winning?"
"I am." [Nick and Warrick together]
"Fiends."
-- Greg Sanders, Nick Stokes and Warrick Brown (Anonymous)
ha ha. cool.
"So what's the pot up to?"
"We don't bet on cases."
"Oh, of course you don't. So who's winning?"
"I am." [Nick and Warrick together]
"Fiends."
-- Greg Sanders, Nick Stokes and Warrick Brown (Anonymous)
ha ha. cool.
DAVID HODGES: Good thing you didn't have to take a spelling test to work the
field.
(David picks up the jar and shows the label to Greg.)
DAVID HODGES: "Funtain" water?
GREG: My people are Norwegian. That's how we spell it. So, is the "funtain" water in her lungs?
DAVID HODGES: All bodies of water contain unicellular algae.
GREG: Called diatoms. They're unique, like fingerprints. Diatoms from one body of water don't match those from any other.
DAVID HODGES: Well, you're roughly right. Here, take a look.
(He moves aside and lets Greg look through the scope.)
[SCOPE VIEW]
(There are two sets of diatoms.)
DAVID HODGES: The diatoms on the left are from the water found in your victim's
lungs and the diatoms on the right are from the fountain. Not a match.
GREG: Not even close. Which means she didn't drown there.
DAVID HODGES: I'll throw you a bone.
(Hodges turns around to get something from the counter.)
GREG: She blew you off, didn't she?
(Hodges turns back with a test tube.)
DAVID HODGES: The water from the fountain is heavily chlorinated. No, she didn't blow me off. I didn't ask her out. But this sample, found in your vic's lungs, contains polymethylhexalene biguanide ... and anyway, I heard she blew you off first. It's a chlorine alternative. It's less irritating.
GREG: Vanessa Keaton died in a pool.
DAVID HODGES: Or a spa ... and by the way, that's spelled S-P-A in any
language.
field.
(David picks up the jar and shows the label to Greg.)
DAVID HODGES: "Funtain" water?
GREG: My people are Norwegian. That's how we spell it. So, is the "funtain" water in her lungs?
DAVID HODGES: All bodies of water contain unicellular algae.
GREG: Called diatoms. They're unique, like fingerprints. Diatoms from one body of water don't match those from any other.
DAVID HODGES: Well, you're roughly right. Here, take a look.
(He moves aside and lets Greg look through the scope.)
[SCOPE VIEW]
(There are two sets of diatoms.)
DAVID HODGES: The diatoms on the left are from the water found in your victim's
lungs and the diatoms on the right are from the fountain. Not a match.
GREG: Not even close. Which means she didn't drown there.
DAVID HODGES: I'll throw you a bone.
(Hodges turns around to get something from the counter.)
GREG: She blew you off, didn't she?
(Hodges turns back with a test tube.)
DAVID HODGES: The water from the fountain is heavily chlorinated. No, she didn't blow me off. I didn't ask her out. But this sample, found in your vic's lungs, contains polymethylhexalene biguanide ... and anyway, I heard she blew you off first. It's a chlorine alternative. It's less irritating.
GREG: Vanessa Keaton died in a pool.
DAVID HODGES: Or a spa ... and by the way, that's spelled S-P-A in any
language.
piepretzelsngreg
CSI Level Two
really? i thought Hodges was pretty funny. i did like that episode though. well..any episode with Greg in it has to be at least somewhat good. ^^
forensicsgirl
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Probably been mentioned 2 dozen times already, but personally I think it can stand another dozen or so mentions...
My favorite Greg line:
"For the record, I really like having a penis" :lol:
My favorite Greg line:
"For the record, I really like having a penis" :lol:
piepretzelsngreg
CSI Level Two
yea, that was a funny quote! ^^ :lol:
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