GREG Quotes

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That is the correct eppy, DJ! :)

From Rashomama:
GREG: And those weren't just miracle bras. They were creating four wonders of the world.
 
First time poster, long time lurker, however this is a scene from series 5 episode Swap Meet that I like...



Mia Dickerson: Nine vibrators, five plugs, four strands of beads.
Greg Sanders: And a partridge in a pear tree. Some kids are happy playing in the sand
box, others want every toy in the store. And apparently these are dishwasher safe.
Mia Dickerson: I'll swab the nooks and crannies for semen, vaginal secretions and
epithelials, but don't get your hopes up.
Greg Sanders: Oh, my money's on bag number two.
Mia Dickerson: Twenty-six used condoms.
Greg Sanders: Just like being back in college, right?
Mia Dickerson: Sara said you didn't lose your virginity until you were 22.
Greg Sanders: Grissom and I figured that they practiced safe sex, so we processed their
trash. Check them inside and out, please.
Mia Dickerson: I've analyzed condoms before, Greg. Just not in bulk.
 
Love that scene. I laughed for like 5 minutes. I don't have any good ones, and the ones I know I'm sure have been posted here. But these are great. Greg is hilarious!
 
Wojo said:
Nick: "You beeped me from across the hall?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I waved but you didn't look up"
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I haven't seen this scene, but I can still see Greg's innocent face when he says this line! It's so Greg!!! :lol:
 
That's from 'The acused is entitled'

My new fave quote is from Labe Rats.

Greg: [to Hodges] "Kiss my ass" It was about time someone said that to Hodges, I am glad it was Greg.
 
me too..love the facial expression when he said that to Hodges...and this is my fav from fannysmackin'

Greg: I can't its your Sidle scent

huuuuu now thats dope man!! its so nice...and this

Greg: All work and no play make Greg a dull boy :lol:
 
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