Alright, I went and re-watched and wrote stuff down again. After reading through this thread, I see that some of the things I mentioned have been mentioned by other people, but I'll just type up everything I wrote anyway.
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~ Dude, there's a gargoyle on top of the building! [/random]
~ Devon--Shut. Up. "What are you doing? Where are you going?" IDK, maybe he's going to
investigate the mysterious noise, perhaps?
~ *Glomps Flack and ravages him*
~ Devon, does Fay hafta smack a bitch?
~ ZOMG-(NOT-SO-)HIGH-SPEED-CHASE!
~ Flack, I hope the car doesn't
answer you.
~ Flack's pissed off nao!!
~ *still hates the edited theme song*
~ Flack is getting some p*ssy. Intelligence is optional.
~ Yeeeah, he'd be
so thrilled to go to exclusive parties full of rich people. Dear, TPTB: Characterization, let me show you it.
~ ZOMG PIECE OF SCALP EW! >.<
~ Flack said "thingy"--this amuses me.
~ *Ignores ooky scalp bit and ogles Sheldon*
~ It
might belong to the vic, Sheldon? A piece of scalp on the ground
might be the piece of scalp that is missing from the dead guy laying a few feet away? I think the chances are good, sweetie.
~ Don't be mad at Don, Bubba--he was halfway to P*ssyland when that burglar showed up--he can't be held responsible for his actions.
~ Bubba likes to touch Mac. Slashy UST-ness, much? (Mac, make him some shrimp. That should get you some nookie.)
~ "GIRLFRIEND" count: 1 (Flack to Sheldon) [I might miss some of these, so feel free to correct me]
~ "GIRLFRIEND" count: 2 (Hawkes to Flack)
~ Hawkes: Good for you, Flack. I
never get any ass.
~ I would note the gratuitous Bond references, but I've never seen the movies.
~ SIIIIIIIID!
~ El-oh-el, I c ur brainz!
~ "It's what's on the
inside that counts." Aww, creepy 3rd grader Sid!!
~ Y'all are all 'Ah'm so cornfuzed!!1!'--
call the X-Factor, damnit!...
~ "Mr. Rodriguez"
"Gay"
"I AM NOT GAY, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!...I mean, huh?"
~ Sneaky Flack, stealing his ear-doozit.
Be careful, though, he might think you're coming on to him. 'Ow...hey beh-beh.'
...(My brain, she is crazy.)
~ People tend to lie when they have something to
hide, Stella m'dear.
~ Yeah, Lindsay, carry the hammer like that while you half-ass watch where you're going. Nobody could bump into you and get a hammer to the forehead or anything.
~ Danny, please to be
not adopting the scrunch face. It just looks like you smelled something stinky.
~ Lindsay looks at Danny, Danny looks at the 'memory polymer' that's already stopped peforming its little trick. That must be some fascinating stuff to keep him from staring at his Tru Luff.
~ Danny complimenting Mac? Adorable. Translation: Hey hot stuff, I can has ur assbabies, plz? :devil:
~ I thought the NYPD didn't like high-speed chases, and there they are chasing the fancy-mobile...
~ Hey Flack, that moron you just talked to that identified your dead guy? Don't roll your eyes at her when you're dropping your pants for another member of the same species.
~ Dear dude playing the corpse: HOLD YOUR BREATH!
~ Sid is in ur hed, proddin ur brainz lol!
~ Danny and Flack are adorable. ^_^
~ "GIRLFRIEND" count: 3 (Danny to Flack)
~ Of course Flack has a second for hot man sexuals--ah, I mean, he has time to listen to you, Mac. *whistles innocently*
~ Wow, that Batmobile/Mach 5 scene was still lacking the second time around. Possibly has something to do with me not giving a f*ck, but there you go.
~ HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, STOP CALLING HER MONTANA! It is not sexy, it is not cute, it is only annoying and I'm
this close to bitchslapping you, Danny.
~ Oh wow. Fancy cars. Whoop dee doo. *bored*
~ If the machine doesn't tell you everything, Lindsay, you do your job and find it another way.
Gah.
~ Dear Anna, it sounds like you're struggling. "Ahh, we're goin' old school." *wince*
~ I'd like to breach your firewall, Sheldon. :devil:
~ So, basically, they're so high-tech that they're turning into morons. They apparently have to be told about trial and error
and about turning stuff off. Common sense is, like,
so overrated in this age of technology. *headdesk*
~ Dear CSI:Q peeps: 'butterflies' is a bit broad for 'species', isn't it? Gypsy moth is specific, house flies is specific--butterflies is
not. How about asking 'What type of insect...' instead?
~ Oh, Sheldon, you're so cute when you're geeky. ^_^
~ Late notice, but Flack, m'dear, your tie is fug.
~ Sheldon wuz reedin ur infoz, Bubba!
~ Oh God, I knew it was coming but I wasn't prepared. That 'yes' scene was the worst on the show in a long time. The writers wrote some f*cking stupid lines in this episode, and giving most of them to Lindsay DIDN'T HELP. *headdesk* The lines were bad, the delivery made them worse.
~ "GIRLFRIEND" count: 4 (Flack to suspect)
~ Stella, take the bitch down first, ask questions later.
~ For some reason, this episode feels like it's dragging ass the second time around.
~ NO, WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THAT LINDSAY IS FROM MONTANA! I swear to God, it's gone so far past getting old that it's rancid.
~ Wow, Anna, you managed to properly convey enthusiasm about the car. Yay you!
(That was me totally complimenting her. Mark it in your calendars. Take screencaps.)
~ Of course, it doesn't make up for the shitty delivery earlier, and I really don't think it's a good sign when doing your job correctly actually stands out, but whatev. Credit where credit is due and all that jazz.
~ "GIRLFRIEND" count: 5 (Flack to
another suspect)
~ Mac, you're not allowed to doubt Sheldon. I have spoken.
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I guess there wasn't anything else worth writing down after that (that hasn't already been said), because that's the end of my notes. There weren't as many mentions of the word "girlfriend" as it originally seemed like--but two of Flack's mentions were to suspects. Brilliant.
There are always clunkers, but I swear some of Lindsay's lines in this one really take the cake. "I rock"? Seriously? *headdesk* I'm not sure anything could have made them better, but shoddy delivery made them
worse.
Raven04 said:
i'll take half-naked flack,danny, and hawkes over a lack of grittiness.
I want them to be able to balance the sexy-sexy with strong, realistic, gritty cases.