If this ghastly relationship with the 12 year old continues for Nick, I hope at least Catherine gets a dig at it.
"Hey Nick, make sure you get your girlfriend home early, it's a school night!"
And if I see George, I'd say, "Haven't the cops charged you yet! It's felony to be dating your daughter!"
Can I just say
I'm really not sure about this at all, but I guess they feel they have to follow this painfully well-trodden cliched path to keep the viewing figures up. Although I can't see how it'll appeal to the general CSI demographic to be honest.