Sara: Hmmm, I wonder if this shoe will fit me. It looks like it's the perfect size.
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Sara: Ecklie, you gotta stop leaving your heels at the crime scene!
(they have been called to the scene of a possible kidnapping)
Sara: Wait, what's the name of the missing baby again?
Greg: Umm...Manolo...I think.
Sara: *sighs* the mother said "Please find my baby Manolo" right?
Greg: Yeah
Sara: Greg, I think she was talking about this shoe.
Greg: Awesome, dude! Sodium and good ole H2O! Who'd a thunk it?
*beaker blows up violently*
(Yes, I know that Greg would not have time to say all that if sodium and water had combined in a beaker. I also know that unless he was suicidal, he would not but sodium and water together because he is a competent (albeit goofy) scientist. )
Greg: How did you even get a photograph of Sara in a bikini?
Hodges: A long stakeout, some Michael Bolton and a high tolerance for mace. Don't tell her.
Greg: Get me a few copies and we'll talk. :devil:
Greg: Woah. Hodges, you didn't really have to show me pictures of your vacation. I would have believed you. You really didn't have to show. Really. You didn't. At all. Now I need some soap to wash out my brain...