Favorite Quotes

Viva Las Vegas was the one where they found the guy in the desert who was wearing that Alien suit I think. Nick worked that case with Sara. That's where the two of them were at that wedding chapel place with that guy from Third Rock who was dressed like Elvis and he told Nick (aobut Sara) "She's gonna get'cha". :lol:

It's a different ep I'm talking about because Nick or Rick one said "First aliens, now crop circles? Come on, Superdave." Or something like that. So, they did mention the case in "Viva Las Vegas", but it was a different episode. It's the one where this guy they found in the "crop circle" (which was caused by the blades of a helicopter) was literally scared to death. He was doing this reality show and they told him they were like 300 feet in the air or something when they were only like 4ft in the air when they pushed him out. I believe it's a late season 5 episode (like right before Grave Danger).

ETA: Went back through my screencaps and found it. It's "Iced". Which was the ep right before GD1. I got confused a bit cause I watch reruns on Spike a lot and then watch some of my DVDs to cap eps. So, I have a hard time remembering which is which occassionally. :lol:
 
i love in Two and a Half Deaths where Grissom and Cath walk in and Warricks looking at a blood stained carpet , i think it is?

Warrick: What does this look like to you?

Grissom: A hermaphrodite on roller blades

Catherine: A puppy!

:guffaw:

i love how they say it at the same time then the look they give each other. priceless
 
So many but one in "Getting Off" when upon going to Doodles the clowns gross, sleazy digs, Sara goes to Cath 'Now I know why Doodles drank":lol:
 
I don't know if this has been done but I'll put it anyway:

[Beeper goes off; Catherine calls in]
Jerrod: Hello?
Catherine: Oh, hey.
Jerrod: Who's this? I just dialed my own damn beeper.
Catherine: Uh-uh. It's my beeper now. I found it.
Jerrod: It ain't your beeper girl. That's my beeper. I do a lot of business on that beeper.
Catherine: What kinda business?
Jerrod: Oh, you know. Slangin' a little somethin' somethin'.
Catherine: A little somethin' somethin'. Maybe a little bling-bling?
Jerrod: What do you know about a little bling-bling?
Catherine: Invite me over to your crib, baby. You might find out.
Jerrod: Three Aces Motel. Room 202.
Catherine: Three Aces Motel, room 202. [sighs] See you soon.
[she hangs up, and looks at Sara who was listening]
Catherine: Did I just do that?
Sara: So what's a "bling bling"?
Catherine: Got me.

I just find that scene absolutely hilarious.
 
I liked Grissom's line in "Happy Place" about the daycare in the casino being the fifth sign of the apocalypse. :lol:
 

Here are a few quotes from:
Gumdrops:

Sara: I think this print dust is getting to me. Would you mind finishing up the fridge?
Greg: Do I get a gold star?
Sara: Ha ha ha.

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Sage to Nick: You're radiating this crazy Feminine energy.

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Warrick: I was talking to Tina the other day and she said something that made me think.
Greg (feigning a cough): Yoko Ono.

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Sara: Does Yoko Ono want a job?

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Archie: Dead bodies don't suck their thumbs.

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And now a few from :
Secrets & Flies:

Sofia: Well, I was a CSI then a Detective and now apparently I'm a messenger.

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Hodges to Warrick (about Cath): You're married. Don't flirt.

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Vic's ex-boyfriend: She tried to tell me that God got her pregnant. (Laughs) If that's true, he owes me an apology 'cause she was my girlfriend. He should have asked first.

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Grissom: It's always good to know what you don't know.

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Sara: Sunflower promotes itself as doing God's work.
Cath: I knew a stripper who claimed the exact same thing.

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Mckeen: What are you doing?
Griss: Circling blow flies.
McKeen: Why?
Griss: Beause dead flies tell no lies.

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MarK: You impuned my character.
Grissom: What character?

(Mark is told he's under arrest)

Mark (to Griss): This is all your fault.
Grissom: I hope so.

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A few from:
A Bullet Runs through it Part one:

Bobby: Those scrapes look like road rash.
Hodges: Well, you'd be the one to know about rashes.
Bobby: :wtf:

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Griss (to Greg): Make sure you document these skid marks.
Greg (to himself): He said skid marks. (laughs)

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Greg (to Grissom): You scare me sometimes. It's kind of freaky.

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Warrick (to Nicky): Hey, mustache boy!

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McKeen (about suspects): Which one of these buttheads shot Officer Bell?

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And a few from:
A Bullet runs through it Part two:

Greg (to Grissom about Hodges): Doesn't he bug you?
Grissom: No more than anyone else around here.

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Sara: Are you gonna tell me what's going on?
Griss: What goes up must come down.

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Cath: So, just how bad was the meeting with the undersheriff?
Ecklie: Worse than the dentist. Better than the proctologist.

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Yup, I watched that ep a coupe of weeks back.

I also in BTK2, when Cath has rang Sara to process the room when she thought she'd been rapeD:

SARA: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you call it in?

CATHERINE: I called you.




and i'm not sure if this one has been mentioned? but in Caged:

Grissom: why did the SUV cross the line?
Cath: to get to the other side
 
I just had to drag this thread back up so I could put this one down. :lol:

In "Fur and Loathing"...so many choices, but when the suspect says if his boss catches him he'll be toast.

Vega: You keep lying to us and you'll be toast in a jumpsuit!

:guffaw:
 
I don't remember the episode or if it was already posted but
Greg: For the record, I like having a penis.
Also, in the rodeo episode where Mandy was talking about sex with sheep and Greg said I get the picture then Nick: I wish I didn't. :guffaw:The way he said it.
Also, when Hank was getting sick because Sara smelled like dead body in that one episode.
Greg: A real man wouldn't mind the smell.

Greg:Yeah, I'm like a sponge. I just absorb information.
Griss: That was my line.
Greg:Yeah, and I absorbed it.

I also like the one by Grissom. If the world doesn't adapt yourself to you. Adapt yourself to it.

Grissom: It is in change that we find purpose.
 
I love this one
Bloodlines
(About the little girl)
Grissom: "So what are you doing about it now?"
Sara: "Going back to the girl...I left her in the car"
(Catherine and Grissom look mortified)
Sara: "The windows are cracked...give me a little credit, she's at the hospital"
(Nick and Warrick laugh)
 
Grissom: Hey Nick, I think our vic may be bald.
Nick: Thanks, that'll distinguish it from the other severed heads I find.
(Way To Go)

Brass: Do I look like Paul Abdul to you?
(Ending Happy)

Grissom: Pica
Doc Robbins: Boo?
(Committed)
 
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