midnight_tiptoes
Head of the Day Shift
FluffyBlonde said:
So, today, I'll be leaving you. For all those of you who have tried to be nice to me, I hope you have a nice life. For all those of you who don't like me, I don't blame you. No one likes me, so have a nice life anyway.
Stop lying to people about having babies and strange names and sob stories and they'll like you just fine. You brought this upon yourself, sorry to say.
Anyway, moving on. Any scene we get today would be fine. I have the day off--I never get Mondays off, so maybe that's a good omen. Except I just jinxed it. I need some salt stat.