Well that's what I'm here for! And of course to make sure you guys have something to read during the dry spell that is the Miami hiatus.

...Not that this is anything like the show but it has it's moments.
Two World Apart
[Hummerhome 5 pm]
Carly: I'm still stuck TO THE FLOOR!
Delko: We'll get you out. *pours hot water*
Carly: OW! That was my face!
Calleigh: Eric you completely missed her hair.
Delko: Whoops.
Calleigh: Give me that. *takes bucket*
Delko: Okay how do you feel?
Carly: STUCK! ...And I kind of have to go to the bathroom.
Delko: Why?
Carly: I don't know maybe it was all the water you were pouring on me.
Delko: Someone get her a bottle.
Carly: Uh to pee in? I DON'T THINK SO.
Horatio: I'm going to start up the Hummerhome.
Calleigh: Wow we've been here all day.
Horatio: Well I've never seen anyone stuck to the floor before.
Delko: Okay how about we get you a diaper.
Carly: Are you kidding me? Get me off the floor.
Delko: It would involve yanking and pulling.
Carly: Whatever it takes.
Katie: It might hurt and you might lose some hair.
Carly: I don't care.
Katie: You cared before.
Carly: Well I don't care now.
Katie: So can we just cut your hair?
Carly: NO.
Katie: Fine, be that way.
[Hospital, 5:03 pm]
[Cafeteria]
Speed: *looks down at plate* What is this?
Lori: Nutritional supplements.
Speed: It looks like goo.
Lori: *laughs* It's an aquired taste.
Speed: Excellent.
Lori: Are you just going to stare at it all night?
Speed: No, I'm digging into some of it with my spoon too.
Lori: *giggles*
Speed: And what's this?
Lori: Apple juice.
Speed: Well at least something around here looks like what it's supposed to.
Lori: It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Speed: I'm sure. *eats*
Lori: So what's that stuff on your face?
Speed: ...Stuff?
Lori: The prickly stuff.
Speed: It's stubble.
Lori: What's stubble?
Speed: That happens when I haven't shaved in a few days.
Lori: You shave your face?
Speed: *sigh* Not often.
Lori: *tilts head*
Speed: ...What?
Lori: *smiles* I like stubble.
Speed: *nods*
Lori: I talked to the doctor today.
Speed: Really.
Lori: Mhm and we talked about you.
Speed: *looks up from plate* Why?
Lori: You're my first friend. The doctor says that's progress.
Speed: Good.
Lori: We're going to be having a meeting circle today.
Speed: What's that?
Lori: We all sit in a circle and talk about a subject the doctor gives us.
Speed: What kind of subjects?
Lori: Well last week it was about animals and what kind of animals we like.
Speed: Gee, sounds challenging.
Lori: I don't know what we're talking about today though. They don't tell us ahead of time so we can't pick our answers.
Speed: Great.
Lori: I'm excited for today. We get to learn about you in the circle. You're new.
Speed: I'm not that exciting.
Lori: You have stubble.
Speed: ...Well at least I have something going for me.
Lori: *smiles*
[5:33 pm, the 'circle']
Psychiatrist: Okay welcome to the circle everyone. Today's subject is why you're here. Gus, why don't you go first.
Gus: I like feet.
Psychiatrist: That's nice Gus, but tell us why you're here. Why you were brought here.
Gus: The government is out to get me. You can all BURN IN HELL.
Psychiatrist: That's right Gus. You were brought here because of your extreme paranoia.
Gus: I'm not paranoid. YOU'RE ALL PARANOID!
Psychiatrist: Okay Molly, why are you here?
Molly: I like to eat bugs.
Psychiatrist: And?
Molly: And put them in my special bug circus. I'm selling tickets tomorrow when I can get the invisible paper.
Psychiatrist: Well we'll all be looking forward to that circus. Lori, sweetheart why don't you tell us why you're here?
Lori: Hmm...This is a hard one...*bites nails*
Psychiatrist: We talked about it this afternoon, remember?
Lori: *smiles* Yes we did. I'm here because I see angels.
Psychiatrist: And?
Lori: And what?
Psychiatrist: There's another reason you're here.
Lori: Um....Because....*smiles* Because I was hurt.
Psychiatrist: That's right. Why were you hurt?
Lori: I was at the wrong place at the wrong time and it wasn't my fault. *grinning*
Psychiatrist: Exactly. Very good. Tim, how about you? Why are you here?
Speed: Uh...Well, there are a lot of reason why.
Psychiatrist: Tell us one of them.
Speed: I was told to do something and I did it, and it ended up hurting someone that I loved and I haven't gotten over it.
Psychiatrist: And then you kept doing it, right?
Speed: Sure.
Psychiatrist: Yes or no.
Speed: Yes.
Psychiatrist: Okay, Pete why don't you tell us why you're here?
Lori: *whispers* Isn't the circle fun?
Speed: *frowns*
Lori: Are you mad at me?
Speed: No, of course not.
Lori: Why are you mad?
Speed: I hate it here.
Lori: What would make you happy?
Speed: Going home.
Lori: This can be your new home.
Speed: *nods* Yeah.
[20 minutes later]
Psychiatrist: Alright guys, thanks for your time. What have we learned today?
Gus: The government is trying to poison us.
Psychiatrist: Close but no. We learned that opening up to others can help us solve our problems. Okay so next week come back and we'll talk about something else.
[Everyone leaves]
[Lori's room]
Speed: I have a question.
Lori: *feeds fish*
Speed: What happened to you?
Lori: *smiles* It doesn't matter.
Speed: It matters to me.
Lori: *laughs* You're such a cop.
Speed: *sigh* Well I'd still like to know.
Lori: I don't remember a lot of it. But it's when I started seeing angels.
Speed: What do you remember?
Lori: Um....I was walking home and it was dark out and I could only see the moon. There was...Palm trees across the street.
Speed: Palm trees? ....Like in Miami?
Lori: *smiles* YES! Miami!
Speed: You're from Miami.
Lori: I think so...*laughs* But I was brought here by my brother.
Speed: Okay what else happened?
Lori: Well I think there was someone else there because I could here footsteps behind me, and they were getting faster and then I turned around and....
Speed: And what?
Lori: *frowns* I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Speed: Okay.
Lori: I'm sorry.
Speed: No, it's alright. You don't have to tell me.
Lori: *smiles*
Speed: Just remember it wasn't your fault.
Lori: Okay.
Speed: I have to go, but I'll see you tomorrow.
Lori: Tomorrow?
Speed: I'm kind of tired.
Lori: You should sleep when it's dark out. It's easier to fall asleep that way.
Speed: I'll keep that in mind.
TBC..........