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Evidence Of Things Not-So Unseen
[Hummerhome]
Horatio: Alright guys, here we go.
Calleigh: Where are we goin'?
Horatio: Well we were going to Texas before, so we should now.
Katie: Just don't get us lost or into any crime scenes.
Horatio: You have my word.
JC: Oh I believe it.
Speed: So what have you guys been up to the past month and a half?
Delko: Not being crazy.
Speed: Funny.
Delko: We had so much fun without you. I became the smarter one.
Speed: Oh really.
Delko: Yeah. I am now the smart hot guy of the Hummerhome.
Speed: Want to make a bet?
Delko: One hundred dollars.
Speed: You're on.
Anni: Oh you guys aren't going to have a 'who's hotter' contest are you?
Delko: Yes we are. And I'm going to win. Get ready to flush your bank account Speed.
Speed: I have more than a hundred dollars in my bank account.
Delko: Fine, we'll double it.
Speed: You're so sure you're going to win.
Delko: I have something on my side.
Speed: Hemroids?
Delko: I'm foreign.
Speed: That doesn't make you any less stupid.
Delko: I have muscles.
Speed: *squints* Where?
Delko: *frowns* Everywhere.
Speed: I don't see any.
Delko: I'm wearing a baggy shirt.
Speed: Yeah...Of course. It's just the shirt that's baggy.
Delko: *crosses arms* You're not winning by insulting me.
Speed: You're not winning anyway.
Delko: Fine, let's compare bodies.
Speed: What? That's so juvinile.
Delko: This whole COMPETITION is juvinile!
Speed: You started it.
Delko: Stand up.
Speed: Why?
Delko: Just do it.
Speed: *sigh* Fine. *stands*
Delko: Alright ladies, which one of us is better?
Katie: Do I get to vote?
Delko: No. You're biased.
Katie: Fine.
Delko: Okay everyone else. Who's better?
Calleigh: Hmm..That's a hard one. You're both pretty studly. But I've slept with Tim so I pick him.
Delko: Why?
Calleigh: I know what's under the clothes.
Speed: Gee, thanks Cal.
Calleigh: *winks*
Katie: HEY!
Calleigh: Sorry.
Delko: Anni?
Anni: Um...I don't know...I've been kind of rejected by Tim so...Eric I pick you.
Speed: What? I didn't reject you. I fell in love with her. *points*
Katie: Hey now, you make it sound like you're sorry.
Speed: Sorry.
Katie: That's better.
Delko: Missy?
Missy: I pick you a billion percent.
Delko: THAT'S RIGHT! In your face.
Speed: Get your finger out of my face before I snap it off.
Delko: *pulls hand away*
JC: Haha that was cool. I pick Speed.
Speed: What are you gonna do about that now mister 'I'm foreign'?
Delko: Beat you up. *grabs Speed*
Speed: AH!
Delko: Die!
Speed: OW! *kicks Delko*
Delko: HEY!
Horatio: Gentlemen, I won't have any more blood shed on these carpets. They can't take much more.
Delko: *stands up* Sorry H.
Speed: He started it.
Delko: We both started it.
Speed: No, you started it.
Delko: Okay so what's the next competition?
Speed: I don't want to compete with you.
Delko: Why not?
Speed: Because it's a waste of time.
Delko: It is not.
Speed: Yes it is.
Delko: We both got the same amount of votes.
Speed: Well...I still win.
Delko: Why?
Speed: I'm older.
Delko: ...That means I'm younger. So doesn't that make me better?
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: BURN!
Katie: THE WEDDING'S OFF!
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: Or...Not.
Speed: Eric, this is a stupid competition.
Delko: You owe me two hundred dollars.
Speed: Fine. *grabs wallet*
Delko: You keep that much cash in there?
Speed: Oh yeah just for spur of the moment competitions such as these.
Delko: Cool.
Speed: *hands over money* You do realize you're taking food out of my family's mouth.
Delko: You don't have a family.
Speed: Well I won't anymore. You just took all my money.
Delko: You said you had more in your account.
Speed: What if I need cash for an emergency?
Delko: What emergency?
Speed: ...Well if...If....Someone....Shoots me.
Delko: What are you going to do with the money? Throw it at the shooter?
Speed: No. I'll need it for hospital bills.
Delko: Don't you have a visa card?
Speed: American Express.
Delko: Ah.
Speed: *grabs money* See ya. *runs*
Delko: HEY!
Katie: *laughing* That's my man! You run!
Delko: I'm going to make you wish you never left the crazy farm! *runs*
Anni: That was hot.
Katie: *slaps Anni*
Anni: What? They're both wearing jeans and they were both
running.
Katie: You're sick.
Anni: Oh you were thinking the same thing.
[Speed's room]
Delko: Okay hand over the money.
Speed: It was mine first.
Delko: It was the government's first.
Speed: It was the tree's first.
Delko: Actually money doesn't come from trees. It's made out of the cotton that comes from trees.
Speed: What?
Delko: So did you tell Katie you wanted to have kids?
Speed: Uh wrong time to be asking about this.
Delko: But you told her right?
Speed: When did I tell
you?
Delko: What did she say?
Speed: She said give Tim his money.
Delko: Nice try.
Speed: When did my marriage become any of your business?
Delko: When I could hear through your wall.
Speed: So you already know what she said.
Delko: I actually didn't catch the last part of that conversation. There was a spider on my bed.
Speed: Sure there was.
Delko: So what did she say?
Speed: Well...*scratches head* I think she said yes.
Delko: You think?
Speed: She just kept asking if I was serious.
Delko: And are you?
Speed: Yes.
Delko: So what did she say?
Speed: She said if the next kid dies, it's my fault.
Delko: That doesn't sound like a yes.
Speed: Why are we even having this conversation?
Delko: You're my friend. Shouldn't your friends know things about you?
Speed: We're guys. We don't share intimate secrets.
Delko: It's not really that intimate.
Speed: You really want me to explain where babies come from to you?
Delko: *sits on bed* I'm listening.
Speed: *sticks money in pocket* Forget it.
Delko: Oh come on. Did you show her the house?
Speed: ....What house?
Delko: The one you bought.
Speed: ...What one I bought?
Delko: I saw the reciept.
Speed: Where would you get a receipt?
Delko: It was in your locker.
Speed: You go through my locker?
Delko: Man that was a pretty big house. Are you sure you can afford it?
Speed: Is there anything else about me you know that you would like to share?
Delko: The house isn't in Miami.
Speed: I know.
Delko: You're moving to California.
Speed: I haven't talked discussed it with her yet.
Delko: Do you always buy a million dollar house and then discuss things?
Speed: I'm a shoot, ask questions later kind of guy.
Delko: I haven't seen you shoot anything lately.
Speed: Eric, you're not going to tell her anything.
Delko: No way man, I'm not saying a word. But you should tell her. I mean, what if she doesn't want to move to California?
Speed: I'll cross that bridge when I get there.
Delko: What?
Speed: Metaphor.
Delko: Oh. Well what about your job?
Speed: What about it?
Delko: You can't just quit. Have you even told Horatio?
Speed: No.
Delko: Have you told anyone?
Speed: No, and I don't even know how you find these things out.
Delko: I'm a good CSI.
Speed: Apparently.
Delko: Ooh is that a compliment?
Speed: Eric, promise me you won't tell her.
Delko: I promise.
Speed: Thank you.
Delko: ...What are we going to do at the lab without you?
Speed: You'll manage.
Delko: *laughs* It'll just seem so weird.
Speed: I know.
Delko: Why would you want to leave?
Speed: I'm tired. I'm tired of always having to fight something and protect the people I love. I've had enough.
Delko: Still, I mean...You have an entire life in Miami.
Speed: I know.
Delko: So you're going to throw it all away?
Speed: No. I want to start a new life with my family.
Delko: *nods* I understand.
Speed: Thank you.
Delko: So is that it? When we get back to Miami, you're just leaving?
Speed: *looks down at floor*
TBC..........
