CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Aww you can still call him Mister Miami all you want. *snif* It's so sad. YOU'RE BOTH LEAVING! ....You'd think I was prepared for that seeing as I wrote it. :rolleyes:

Today

[Hummerhome, 3 days later]

Delko: MY BUTT IS ON FIRE! *runs around outside*

Speed: Uh oh, he ran out in his underwear again.

Horatio: *grabs fire extinguisher* I do not want another Wubba incident. *walks outside*

Katie: Where's everyone else?

Speed: Outside trying to stop the fire.

Katie: Well Eric shouldn't have sat in it.

Speed: He's not all there.

Katie: I'm going to go outside and pour some water everywhere. *leaves*

Horatio: *walks back in* There we go. His bum might be numb but it was his own fault. And I'm aware that I just rhymed.

Speed: Actually H, can I talk to you for a second?

Horatio: Sure.

Speed: I was going to tell you when we got back to Miami but...I resigned from the lab.

Horatio: ...Is it because of the menta-

Speed: No. I'm perfectly capable of doing my job. I just need a change. I mean, I get up every day and do the same thing every day and maybe it's for a lot of people, but it's not for m...

Horatio: What?

Speed: *shakes head* The point is I'm moving to California with Katie.

Horatio: *lifts brows* California. That's a big step.

Speed: We've also been talking about a family.

Horatio: *nods slowly*

Speed: I know it sounds completely crazy but...I really want to do this. This is what I want to do with the rest of my life.

Horatio: Well I'm...I'm happy for you.

Speed: I didn't think you'd approve.

Horatio: Knowing you, you would have done it anyway.

Speed: *tilts head* True.

Horatio: And Katie wants to do this too?

Speed: Yeah.

Horatio: Well then. *pats Speed on the back* It looks like you've got everything planned out.

Speed: I start next week.

Horatio: And this doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you just spent a month in a mental facility?

Speed: It made me think over a few things. I'm not angry with the world anymore, and it was one of the reasons I became a cop. I just don't see myself thriving in that kind of work environment anymore.

Horatio: You don't have to be angry to be a cop.

Speed: Are you trying to get me to stay?

Horatio: Is it working?

Speed: *smirks* No.

Horatio: Thought so.

Speed: Um...You don't have to worry about me anymore.

Horatio: Worry?

Speed: You might know me, but I can read you like a book. I'll be fine.

Horatio: I think you will too.

Speed: *holds out gun and badge*

Horatio: *looks down*

Speed: I'm not going to need these anymore.

Horatio: *takes gun and badge* ...

Speed: What?

Horatio: You uh...Cleaned your gun.

Speed: It's the least I can do.

Horatio: *looks up* You should keep your badge.

Speed: You keep it. *walks outside*

Horatio: *looks down at badge*

TBC.........
 
Awwwwwww! Dang you Donahue! *sniff* handing over his gun and badge...well that's always better then getting shot in a....*clears throat* ANYWAY! That was a great update! I still can't believe were moving to California. I'm going to miss so many people....who step back into reality there Katie. lol Update soon please!
 
AWWWWW Katie and speed are leaving us? Sorry I brbed for so long on msn geni i was with friends, anyway great update can't wait for more, Kaite I will miss you, the hummerhome won't be as fun *cries* Update soon!
 
*crying the River* awwwww how touchy! *snif*
i feel like i am reading a good book.. :)
long time didn't post anything, but i was here... i am watching you guys :devil:

anyway i hope i can vote.. so i am voting for CSI:Miami Road Trip #5- They Called It "The Hummerhome Of Dreams"
 
Awwwwwww How cute, Speed gave in his badge. And he's doing it all for you Katie! FEEL SPECIAL! lol So cute Geni.
 
this was a great update I'm gonna miss speed and katie. It's not gonna be same in the hummerhome... anyway update soon please
 
Wow alots happened since I was last here. *sniffs* the gun and badge moment was just...awh. Bless Eric once again, butt on fire :lol:

awh Speed and Katie moving to California, its gunna be different without them. Who knows maybe Eric will get smarter :p
 
No worries Jaci, you can be gone as long as you want. I don't control you. :p

LtKitty, I'm glad you're back, even if you were still here and not posting. :D It's good to hear from you again.

horatio_love, welcome to the Road Trip thread! And don't worry if nothing makes sense and you feel like you're missing something, its because there are three other threads. :lol: But enjoy your stay here, and I hope to see you around here more often! ;)

And Jess, Katie should feel special! I mean...He gave away his *snif* Ducati. *snif* :( ...I'm glad you're around here Jess! Thanks for reading.

carole, thanks for stopping by again! And it's true, it probably won't be the same without them in the Hummerhome. Of course you all know me, I'm not one to keep the team separated for too long. ;) :p

CSI_me, welcome back! And it's not like Eric could get any dumber right? :lol: Nah, I'm just yankin' your chain. He'll have his moments soon.

And thanks for reading and keeping in touch guys! And thank you for voting. :D It looks like #2 is winning so far, but we'll see as the thread continues to near it's end. If you haven't already voted, please do so soon. :)

Now let's get back to this thing we call a Road Trip.

They Look At Me With Sad Eyes

[Hummerhome 10 pm]

Horatio: Okay everyone beware of the mosquitos.

Delko: Oh my God they're the size of my Grandma's cataracts!

Speed: ...They're a little bigger than that Eric.

Delko: They're like...Footballs!

Speed: Think smaller.

Delko: Baseballs?

Speed: More like golf balls.

Delko: That's still pretty big.

[Mosquito hits window]

Katie: *screams*

Anni: Ewww look at the goo!

Katie: It's poison! Don't touch it!

Anni: Ew it's human blood. Oh can we test it?

Horatio: Why?

Anni: I want to see who it bit.

Horatio: The Hummerlab shouldn't be used for evil.

Anni: Well we're not using it.

Horatio: No.

Anni: Dang.

Delko: Oh my God it's staring at me.

Speed: It's dead.

Carly: THERE'S ONE IN HERE!

All girls: *screaming*

Delko: *starts screaming*

Horatio: *rubs eyes*

Speed: *sigh*

Katie: SOMEONE KILL IT! *grabs Speed*

Speed: OW! OW! You're ripping my shirt!

Katie: KILL IT BEFORE I DIVORCE YOU!

Speed: Kill it yourself!

Katie: *screaming*

Carly: IT'S IN MY HAIR!

Delko: It must be attracted to the jam that was in there last month.

Carly: OR MAYBE BECAUSE OF THE CARBON MONOXIDE OR DIOXIDE OR SOME KIND OF OXIDE! *rolling around on the floor*

Katie: OH MY GOD THERE'S TWO MORE!

Missy: I HATE TEXAS! *runs around*

Delko: *screaming*

Speed: *frowns*

Horatio: *frowns*

Speed: Should we do something?

Horatio: They're just insects.

Speed: No kidding.

Katie: *screaming* THERE'S MORE HOW ARE THEY GETTING IN!

Carly: EVERYONE HIDE IN THE BATHROOM!

Katie: Wait, we can all fit in the bathroom?

Carly: Maybe if we all get in the shower.

Katie: *runs into bathroom*

All girls: *run into bathroom*

Delko: WAIT FOR ME! *runs into bathroom*

Speed: *scratches head*

Horatio: *cleans shades*

[Bathroom]

Katie: Okay okay okay. We need to set up a coalition. Eric, you go in front and the rest of us will swat.

Delko: Why do I have to be in front?

Katie: You're the man.

Delko: No I'm not. You do it.

Katie: ...You're not a man?

Delko: Not the kind that kills mosquitos at the front of the line. Have you seen war movies? The guy at the front always dies first.

Katie: Exactly.

Delko: I don't want to die.

Katie: Mosquitos can't kill you.

Delko: Unless they team up and suck out all of my blood.

Katie: Mosquitos can't suck out eight peints of blood.

Delko: Well these are jumbo mosquitos.

Katie: Not jumbo enough to kill you.

Delko: So you go at the front of the line.

Katie: I don't want to.

Delko: Why not?

Katie: Because...I don't like bugs.

Delko: Neither do I.

Katie: You're older.

Delko: I'm only 31.

Katie: You're still older.

Delko: ....You're older.

Katie: Get out there.

Delko: Wait a second...Do you hear that?

JC: ...It sounds like buzzing.

Missy: ...OH MY GOD THEY'RE IN THE SKYLIGHT!

Everyone: *screaming*

[Dining room]

Speed: Are they okay in there?

Horatio: They can sure scream.

Speed: They're women. They are made for screaming....Well except Eric.

Horatio: I think he's the loudest one.

Speed: Should we save them or something?

Horatio: I thought you weren't a cop anymore.

Speed: I'm not.

Horatio: What happened to that 'once a cop always a cop' saying?

Speed: That depends if you believe it or not.

Horatio: Do you believe it?

[Everyone runs out of bathroom]

Delko: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Carly: I'M DYING!

Katie: *screaming*

[Everyone falls on floor]

Calleigh: Ow...Ow...Ow..That was my foot.

Delko: Sorry.

Katie: Eric you're in my hair.

Delko: Sorry.

Carly: Ow my arm!

Delko: Sorry.

JC: Geez Eric are you everywhere?

Delko: ...Sorry.

Katie: *looks up* Hey Tim.

Speed: Having fun down there?

Katie: Why aren't there mosquitos in here?

Speed: We opened a window and now they're gone.

Katie: What if they get in through the window again?

Speed: Horatio closed the window.

Katie: Oh. Good.

Speed: You want to stand up now?

Katie: Yes. *stands*

Speed: Are you okay?

Katie: Well my head hurts and I think I snapped something in my arm when I ran out of the bathroom. *sits on couch*

Horatio: Everyone up, we have to head back to Miami.

Delko: But we barely did anything here.

Horatio: I think you guys have had enough of Texas.

Calleigh: So where are we going now?

Horatio: ...Miami. Some of us have a plane to catch.

Calleigh: Who?

Speed: Us.

Calleigh: Why?

Delko: THEY'RE MOVING TO CALIFORNIA!

Calleigh: Why?

Speed: To live there.

Calleigh: Forever?

Speed: That's the idea.

Calleigh: Well...Gee way to bring down the party.

Delko: *crying*

Speed: Eric you already knew.

Delko: *hugs Speed* DON'T LEAVE!

Speed: *frowns* Let. Go.

Delko: Sorry. *lets go*

Speed: We're not gone yet.

Katie: ...How come no one hugged me?

JC: *hugs Katie* I STILL OWE YOU A FACIAL!

Katie: Aw. I feel loved.

JC: Okay I'm gonna fly to California with Horatio sometime and we'll go get that facial. Well, not me and Horatio. You and me.

Katie: Sounds good.

JC: And then you can give me a tour and we can go out for a latte and IT'LL BE FUN!

Katie: *wide-eyed* Sounds...Interesting. *whispers* Tim do something.

Speed: It's going to take us a while to settle in. I wouldn't want you to see our house until we get unpacked. And that could take weeks.

Katie: *elbows Speed*

Speed: Months.

JC: I see. Well, call me when you've finished settling in.

Katie: Oh we will.

TBC...........
 
Teehee. That udpate cracked me up to no end. I hate mosquito's. There like....the devils creatures or something....*clears throat* Anyway. Delko screaming...that's just hilarious. And well thanks for spilling the beans H man and Delko! I mean seriously. lol. And that whole me elbowing Speed part was hilarious. Update soon please.
 
AWWWW! *Hugs Katie* HAVE FUN IN CALIFORNIA! lol

Geni, it's my pleasure...I love your writing. It always makes me laugh!
 
I loved the mosquitos part!!hilarious
I know I always say it but well who care I want to say it again...it's too bad that katie and speed go but I know you'll find something to bring them back speed cochrane
update soon please
 
Well, let's continue this thing. :D

Thanks for the great reviews! And, don't worry, we haven't seen the last of Tatie. ;)

Overrated

[Hummerhome, 11pm]

[Speed/Katie's room]

Katie: *climbs in bed* Why are you always here first?

Speed: Because you insist on beautifying before getting in bed.

Katie: Well I have to look good all the time.

Speed: You do look good all the time.

Katie: *squints* Are you hitting on me?

Speed: I don't think that counts if we're already married.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Delko: *knocks on door*

Katie: Come in.

Delko: *opens door* You guys aren't busy are you?

Speed: *sits up* No. What did you want?

Delko: Can I hang out here for a while?

Katie: Why?

Delko: Well...It's your last night with all of us and I want to make the most of it.

Speed: So you're going to sleep in here? Sorry Eric but I don't like sleepovers.

Katie: You can stay Eric.

Speed: He can?

Katie: Yes he can.

[Knocks on door are heard]

Katie: *laughs* Come in.

Calleigh: *walks in* We were wondering if you guys needed any company tonight?

Speed: *sigh*

Carly: *jumps on bed* Wow this thing is bouncy.

JC: Hey are these silk sheets? That's not fair. I want silk sheets.

Missy: *opens closet* Wow there's a lot of stuff in here.

Speed: *lays down* I get the feeling I'm not going to sleep tonight.

Calleigh: Sorry Tim.

Speed: *sigh*

Carly: I brought chocolate.

Katie: HECK YES! Tim put on a shirt.

Speed: I didn't think we'd have company.

Anni: Oh don't worry about it. *winks*

Speed: *frowns* Missy, pass me a shirt.

Missy: No problem. *throws shirt*

Katie: Oh those cherry filled thingies! I love those! *eats*

Carly: Guess what I brought....

Delko: *wide-eyed* SCRABBLE! *hugs Carly*

Carly: Ow.

Delko: Okay I want to play! I want to play!

JC: If you mention any sort of Wubba, you can't play anymore.

Delko: Deal.

[20 minutes later]

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: What?

Speed: Africa? You spelled Africa?

Katie: I got triple word score.

Speed: ...With Africa.

Katie: Why not?

Speed: That's against the rules. You can't spell something that's a continent.

Katie: It's not a continent.

Speed: Oh yeah? What's the definition of Africa?

Katie: Websters dictionary defines it as 'The incident where Speed went homocidal on Katie'.

Speed: *grabs tiles* If you can't play the game fair, don't play it at all.

Katie: I am playing it fair.

Speed: It's a proper name. You can't spell proper names.

Katie: I can so spell. Give me a word.

Speed: Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer.

Katie: Except that.

Speed: Loser.

Katie: I can't be a loser. We're on the same team.

Delko: Are you finished?

Katie: Yeah go ahead.

Delko: *puts down tiles* HA.

Missy: ...Eric that's not a word.

Delko: Yes it is.

Carly: Wubbs is not a word.

Delko: It's the ancient cousin of Wubba.

Carly: Okay this game isn't going to work if people don't take it seriously.

Calleigh: I'm taking it seriously.

JC: Yeah you've been staring at your tiles for twenty minutes and every time it comes to you, you yell 'pass'.

Calleigh: A player has to make her moves wisely.

Missy: It's not Chess, it's Scrabble.

Speed: Why are we playing this?

Delko: Because it's our favorite game.

Speed: Why can't we play Monopoly?

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: Ow, what was that for?

Katie: The last time we played Monopoly, you were playing tongue tag with Calleigh.

Speed: *clears throat* So who's turn is it?

Katie: *frowns* Ours.

Carly: Ooh so does this mean you're not moving to California now?

Katie: What?

Carly: You're fighting.

Katie: We're not fighting. We're having a discussion.

Speed: You keep throwing things that happened forever ago in my face.

Katie: Well you shouldn't have done it.

Delko: GUYS! GUYS!

Speed/Katie: WHAT!

Delko: ...Nothing.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: Slapping me isn't going to make any of the past dissapear.

Katie: Yeah but it makes me feel better.

Speed: No, I know what you make you feel better.

Katie: What?

Speed: Nothing.

Katie: You said it, you might as well tell me.

Speed: Nevermind.

Katie: What is it?

Delko: *raises hand* I KNOW!

Speed: *throws pillow*

Delko: OW! That one had a zipper on it.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: ...You're not going to hit me are you?

Speed: No.

Katie: Good.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: OH NO YOU DON'T! *jumps out of bed* Okay guys, a little help.

Delko: Hey if he wants to attack you, that's your business.

Speed: *gets out of bed*

Katie: NO! *grabs doorhandle* Hey who locked me in here?

Calleigh: Whoops. So that door locks from the outside.

Speed: Come here Katie.

Katie: I don't think so. *runs under bed* OW! Okay..This bed doesn't have an underneath.

Speed: *grabs Katie*

Katie: *screams*

Carly: Aw what a loving relationship.

Katie: OKAY YOU KNOW I HATE BEING TICKLED!

Speed: And that's exactly why you deserve it more.

Katie: AHH!

Missy: Oh can we help?

Speed: Sure.

Katie: NO! NO! STOP!

Carly: Aw I want to help!

JC: Now THIS is a party.

Katie: YOU ALL SUCK!

TBC........
 
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